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Nobody's Watching

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About Me


Welcome to Derrick and Will’s Myspace page!
It’s hard to believe that just a couple months ago we were two nobodies working at my dad’s mini mart in Ohio, and now we’re living in Los Angeles with a ton of cash and NBC’s phone number on speed dial. Well, actually, we don’t know how to program our speed dial, but we do have it written on a piece of paper somewhere.
Anyway, it happened like this. In case you haven’t noticed (and I’m sure you have, since you’re sitting in front of MySpace right now instead of a television), sitcoms these days suck. So Will and I made a video saying just that and put it on YouTube. I guess somebody at NBC must have liked it, because a week later they flew us out here and gave us a bunch of money to make Webisodes (we haven’t told them yet we have no idea what those are), but we were able to make a passable website, www.nobodyswatching.tv .
So until we figure out what we’re doing next, we’re going to enjoy everything LA has to offer - the beautiful beaches, the startling array of bottled waters, and David Caruso (we’ve already seen him twice!). And for those of you who told us that skipping last period every day of senior year to catch reruns of Small Wonder was a sign of emotional problems, we only have one thing to say. Eat it, Grandma!
Check out our web site: www.nobodyswatching.tv
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My Interests

Derrick:
8 bit Nintendo, standing up to moral injustice, bowling, the purple stuff (not Sunny D), osmosis, wax museums, origami, driving 5 miles below the speed limit, atlases, mass transit, puns, subtitles, TMNT, and things that rhyme with “fiscal year”

Will:
Capoeira, things that dissolve in water, cartwheels, spelunking, weathermen, dueling, animals who do people things, people who do animal things, Wheel of Fortune, peninsulas, dioramas, Rudy Huxtable, eulogies, Canadians, chip-and-putt golf, wiffleball, denim, and a player to be named later

I'd like to meet:


Derrick:
Nicole Eggert, Sherwood Schwarz, Vera Peterson, Enid Kelso, Maris Crane, The Gooch, Kimmy Gibler’s Family, Chuckie Cunningham, Art Vandalay, Dr. Claw, Karen’s Husband Stanley, and Balki’s Uncle Stavros from Mypos.

Will:
My Dad.

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Music:

Derrick:
The Pretenders, Brett Dennen, REM, Ben Folds, The Bravery, Nellie McKay, Li’l Bow Wow (Ohio, represent)

Will:
Jessie and the Rippers

Movies:

Derrick:
Death Blow, Rochelle Rochelle, Chunnel, Firestorm, Sack Lunch, Agent Zero, Brown-Eyed Girl; Checkmate; Chow Fun; Cry, Cry Again; Prognosis Negative; The Muted Heart, Ponce de Leon, and Blimp: The Hindenberg Story

Will:
Like Father, Like Son; Ghost Dad; Getting Even with Dad; Father’s Day; My Father the Hero, and The Sound of Music

Television:

Derrick:
Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, Taxi, The Larry Sanders Show, Scrubs, Frasier, Roseanne, MASH, All in the Family, Family Guy, Lost, Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Office (UK version)

Will:
Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, Taxi, The Larry Sanders Show, Scrubs, Frasier, Roseanne, MASH, All in the Family, Family Guy, Lost, Mary Tyler Moore Show, GROWING PAINS

Books:

Derrick:
TV Guide (before they sold out), Center Square: The Paul Lynd Story, Anything that involves Chicken, Soup, or Souls.

Will:
Mad Libs and Profiles in Courage by John F. Kennedy

Heroes:

Derrick:
Karl Ferdinand Braun and Jack Tripper

Will:
Boomer Esiason, Neil Armstrong, Lance Armstrong, Toni Morrison, Gloria Steinem, Sacagawea

My Blog

Our New Years Resolution: Avoid the Jim

Hope everyone had a great New Years! But January doesn't just ring in 2007, it also means the start of mid-season replacements. For those who don't know, mid-season replacements are the shows ...
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

And The Winner is&

CLICK HERE! and check out our latest video where Derrick makes good on my promise that he would get a ridiculous haircut. (I bet he..s regretting his decision to grant me Power of Attorney in exchange...
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:23:00 PST

Nobuttys Watching

So it's obvious that NBC doesn't know their asses from their elbows, which is why we decided to give them a little anatomy lesson. Click here or go to www.nobodyswatching.tv to see it for yourself....
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:05:00 PST

Derrick's New Do

Well, the votes are in, and it's official. Derrick's hair cut sucks. So in honor of Election Day and the grand tradition of Democracy, I'm giving everyone the chance to make your voices heard. What do...
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

Guiding Light is for pussies

Looks like somebody saved us some time and posted our "Days of Our Lives" appearance on YouTube . We're still gonna post it officially on our website, but this can give everyone a head start to either...
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

How I Nobodys Watching-ed Your Mother

How I Nobody's Watching-ed Your Mother OOPS!  It seems we are wrong, and they aren't airing our episode tonight& Consider this a heads up for next week. Those of you who have seen our "crashing...
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

Leroy Jenkins

Thanks to everybody who listened to us on KROQ this morning. For those of you who've asked, here's the link to the World of Warcraft video we mentioned. It's funny, but also very sad. We lost a lot of...
Posted by Nobody's Watching on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

Video: Nobody's Watching Music Video

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Posted by Nobody's Watching on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:45:00 PST

VIDEO: Nobody's Watching 24

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Posted by Nobody's Watching on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

Experiment: Mentos & Diet Coke

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Posted by Nobody's Watching on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST