Scientologists are nut jobs. |
That is all.
Posted by one ill mahoney on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST |
Kevin is missing, High Above us. |
Somewhere high above these beautiful United States of America, Kevin is sitting on a plane. On his way back east, I suppose. Sitting between an elderly couple that's been married for 50 ye...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:38:00 PST |
kevin is gone |
kevin is gone. absent. not sure where he is. San Diego maybe? Nah! M.I.A. is more like it. The house is empty. Dark and cold and lonely. Kevin is gone.&...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:35:00 PST |
kevin's sirius is on the fritz |
I woke up to the sound of Kevin talking to the good people at sirius sattelite radio. His is on the fritz again. Took a shower. Should I wear the same underwear as yesterday? "...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:42:00 PST |
Kevin's Been Drinking Again it's 4:10 PM |
It's 4:10 PMAnd Kevin's been drinking againHe's been doing this a lot latelyever since he lost his jobHe went on unemploymentand now just drinksHe drinks liquor usually, but sometimes drinks beerhe's ...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:17:00 PST |
A poem from our fearless leader... |
This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W.Bush, arranged for "aesthetic" purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. A wonderful poem like this is too ...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:32:00 PST |
Desperate Comedy |
"why do the various awards shows insist on putting "Desperate Housewives" in the comedy category -- and, indeed, voting it the best comedy? What is it that is theoretically so funny about those women?...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Things you can do if you love Jesus other than honk |
THINGS YOU CAN DO IF YOU LOVE JESUS OTHER THAN HONK Send him flowers for no reason Pass him a note in geography Make him a mix tape Set him free ...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Drunken Santas run riot in Auckland |
'tis the Season... WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A group of 40 people dressed in Santa Claus outfits, many of them drunk, went on a rampage through Auckland, New Zealand's largest city, robbing sto...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST |
Check out a real blog... |
Check out a real blog by one of my heroes, my baby sister, Meghan. I'm so proud of her: Where in the World is Meghan O. Mahoney...
Posted by one ill mahoney on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:25:00 PST |
