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Awaiting the great september 11th!!!

About Me

I DON'T WANT COINS. I WANT CHANGE!!! I have a face with a nose, mouth, eyes, ears, and hair. What more do you want to know? Im an asshole so don't be surprised if I act like one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FOR ALL THE EMO KIDS REMEMBER WHEN YOU CUT, ITS DOWN ROAD. NOT ACROSS THE STREET. IF YOUR GOING TO CUT, THEN MAKE IT COUNT!!!
I think we should put all of the cutters in the world on one big island with a huge mountian of razor blades, and let them live out their dream.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: July 27
Birthplace: Alaska
Current Location: Oxford
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'-1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Switch hitter if you know what i mean.
Your Heritage: Alaskian, and something.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hippie Feet
Your Weakness: Shrubury
Your Fears: Scrabble
Your Perfect Pizza: Stripper pops out of it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Through my own keger in O-town
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitches
Thoughts First Waking Up: Im horny
Your Best Physical Feature: My 3rd nut
Your Bedtime: Whenever I crash
Your Most Missed Memory: An 8th
Pepsi or Coke: Jones Soda Bithces
McDonalds or Burger King: Tuna Sandwhiches
Single or Group Dates: Date? I'd rather fuck
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: McDonalds Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: HELL YEAH
Do you Swear: HELL NO
Do you Sing: HELL? I dont know
Do you Shower Daily: If I feel its nessacery
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: If it happens
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I dont know? You tell me
Are you a Health Freak: Maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: Maybe
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah i love getting struck by lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No Shit
In the past month have you Smoked: No Shit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No Shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No Shit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: What the fuck do you think. Hasn't everybody?
How do you want to Die: Do I look emo. No im good alive.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Architecture
What country would you most like to Visit: Togo
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter really
Height: I dont care
Weight: Doesnt matter cause if the bitch is fat i anit gonna touch her
Best Clothing Style: One Legged Pants
Number of Drugs I have taken: I cant count them all
Number of CDs I own: I cant count them all
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dating my ex
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You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? What Weed Breed Are You?
You're Blue Haze!Depending on your inhabitants, you react in diffrent ways, with true smokers, you're lovely, you make us feel like anything is possible, you remove all doubt, you make us all happy no matter what.With virgin-lungs, you suck, you turn them into mashed potato, they fall in and out of conciousness, you make them utter the words.. "God, I'm never doing this again.."
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Brian
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My Interests

Architecture, Photography, and Mathmatics.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the whole 1972 Miami Dolphins. Thanks Chuck Norris.

Music:

Death Metal between heavy metal, real punk, and rap. Angle of Incindence, PAN, At The Gates, Lamb of God, Meshuggah, Combichrist, KMFDM, Unearth, In Flames, Otep, Amen, , Fear Factory, Slayer, Primus, The Warriors, The Hoods, Leftover Crack, The (original) Misfits, Strike Anywhere, The Black Dahlia Murder, Watch Me Burn, SCUM, Charles Manson and the family band, Bucket Head, Glass Casket, Macabre you know anything I can sleep to.

Movies:

how to be emo


its cool/funny

Police Brutality - Deer Dance


FUCK THE POLICE AND THIS IS WHY!!!

Monkey Balls


Get off my monkey balls!!!

Stoned Reporter


A reporter gets stoned when a drug baron's fields are burnt.

Mr Turner - Drunk Driver or Misunderstood?


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.. an apparently real tape of a sheriff's office questioning a drunk driver... good ol' Mr. Turner www.Vewgle.com - The Google Video Forumkeywords:Hilarious, funny, cool, scare, scared, tactics, reality, grave, bowling, drinking

Drunk College kids scare random people! - FUNNY!


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Cleaner Girl


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A commercial for the campaign against the rampant use of methamphetamine among youth.

Bling Bling Music Video


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Bling Bling sings When We Comin

Dangerous guy smacks car


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This guy is angry somehow and suddenly beats up a bypassing car for nothing.

Bumfights - Thief steal lot of things by parked cars - Fraws


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Here is a video from Bumfights Volume 2: A thief steal many things by cars, brokening the glasses. brazilian goddess white and nerdy frat party paris hilton borat numa warrior Today's most popular Brazilian Goddess Immerses Into the Sea Kristina Fittness cica Hilarious REAL FUNNY Funny Commercial of a girl taking a guys Quarters 2 Skidboot the Dog Best penalty ever Funny Beach scenes romales vs boxer police racist racism entertainment fun music video rap passion lethal weapon apocalypto hentai Beautiful Game Show Hostess Crazy Frog Zippo Tricks Christmas Shark vs Seal Funny Video LEGGY Elisabetta GREGORACI Minigonna MINISKIRT Decollete Hilarious Lifeguard Pee Break Bad Bus Driver antisemitism movie star film buttkicker films dagger sword bum wine liquor drunk prison circumcision circumcise Skidboot the Dog funny commercial of a girl taking of a guys shorts Pole dancer does a faceplant Angela Bismarcchi Blonde Secretary Rihana Unfaithful Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments II arrest halloween prank

bum fights


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funny bums!! THE OMEN SUCKED ASS! BASEKETBALL WAS THE SHIT!!! Bumfights 1, 2, and 3!!! Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie!!!

Television:

METALOCALYPSE, American Dad, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros., Moral Oral, The Boondocks, 12oz. Mouse, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, The Oblongs, Tom goes to the mayor.

Books:

Days of love, Nights of war.

Heroes:

The guy who fixes the leaks under your house, Wrights brothers, tight rope walkers, The Monarch, Papst, Bob Marley, Ron Jeremy, AND WHO EVER MAKES THOSE RETARDED EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES. Thats some FUNNY shit.

My Blog

Aqua Teen + E = ???????

Yesterday two of my chums escorted me in to the new AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE THE MOVIE. With the help of some Xtra man made substaces we watched the movie, and soon after the movie started the screen be...
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Its about time.

Well i don't know if everyone has heard yet, but there is a myspace killer. Finally someone has taken advantage of all the dumb kids who tell you everything about themselves. Yes, thats right, hes kil...
Posted by W.B. Spunk Blacktinite Exquire III, male stripper! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

New Years

Its that time of year when your good fucks jump into your mind and your bad fucks haunt you. That time of year when its the bottles turn to talk. Its that time of the year where you say fuck regret an...
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Christmas

Christmas is the most capitalistic time of the of the year. when the children are begging and no one has anymore christmas cheer. ahhh yes christmas time once agian, more pointless than thanksgiv...
Posted by W.B. Spunk Blacktinite Exquire III, male stripper! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

???

Do you question your life sometimes? If so you should proble seek help. Sorry, did you expect this to be serious or something? Well sorry to disapoint you, but i find it rather funny.
Posted by W.B. Spunk Blacktinite Exquire III, male stripper! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

im so sad

are you sad because im sad. im so sad. sad. sad. sad. sad. so sad.
Posted by W.B. Spunk Blacktinite Exquire III, male stripper! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

Fun like never before.

Well, I can honesty say that i haven't had this much fun in a while. Chillin with Sandra and Natalie was the shit today. We went to the park and scared all of the kids. Meanwhile, we were amusing ours...
Posted by W.B. Spunk Blacktinite Exquire III, male stripper! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST