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BABS

I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW. I WITNESSED A MURDER. THE MURDERER SAW ME WITNESS THE MURDER. I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME AND LIVE A SECRET LIFE. WITH MORMONS. IT WAS OK. WE BUILT A HOUSE TOGETHER. IT STOOD PROUD FOR THREE YEARS. THEN THE MAFIA BURNT IT DOWN. THAT WAS ANNOYING. SO I JOINED A BAND. THEY PROMISED A DENTAL PLAN. I'VE YET TO SEE THE PAPERS... width="425" height="350" ..I MADE THIS STINKING VIDEO FOR THE BAND WHICH I AM IN. I AM NOT ASHAMED OF IT. I BLAME IT ALL ON BUDGET CONSTRAINTS." I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MUM WHO STUCK BY ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY" ...I ALSO MAKE COMICS THAT SOMETIMES GET PUBLISHED HERE IS AN EXAMPLE

I ALSO COOK A DECENT FISH PIE

My Interests

MOANING.STRESSING.SWEATING UNNECESSARILY EATING MEAT PRODUCTS IN SECRET.CARRYING BOOKS AROUND BUT NEVER OPENING THEM.DRAWING.PLAYING GUITAR.COMICS.ART.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

SONIC YOUTH.FLAMING LIPS. PAVEMENT. JIM O ROURKE. SEMI-FINALISTS. NIRVANA. AEROSMITH. TOM WAITS. WILCO. DINOSAUR JR. YO LA TENGO. SILVER JEWS.ECONOMY WOLF.

Movies:

BUFFULO 66 .DOWN BY LAW . ANCHORMAN. BACK TO THE FUTURE. THE JERK. DUMB AND DUMBER. PLUS LOTS OF SUPER CLEVER FILMS WHERE I GET TO STROKE MY CHIN.THE NAKED GUN

Television:

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. SEINFELD. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. DEAL OR NO DEAL. LESS THAN PERFECT. THE LIFE AND TIMES OF REGINAL PERRIN.DR KATZ .POLICE SQUAD.

Books:

DANIEL CLOWES...GHOST WORLD JEFFREY BROWN...CLUMSY ADRIAN TOMINE...SUMMER BLONDE JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE...A CONFEDERENCY OF DUNCES CHARLES BUKOWSKI...WOMAN RICHARD BRAUTIGAN...ALL HIS STUFFJEFFREY EUGENIDES...MIDDLESEX

Heroes:

AND HERE IS SOME WORK I HAVE DONE AND SOME PICTURES OF ME EATING BACON WHICH IS ALMOST THE SAME THING.

My Blog

NEVERMIND

I CAN'T FIND MY NEVERMIND CD...I HAVE SPENT THE BEST PART OF TWO HOURS STARING AT CD SPINES AND IT IS NOT THERE...I HAVE HAD THAT SINCE THE AGE OF 13...BEFORE THAT I HAD ONE CD WHICH I LIKE TO PRETEND...
Posted by BABS on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED

Being a genius as I am I forgot to use this platform to promote my amazing acheivements this month most noteably a three panel strip in the Stool Pigeon.I don't know if it is still around so here it i...
Posted by BABS on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

UNLEASH THE TRUMP

As I write this I am watching an afternoon movie about a man called bill...he is a respected man in the medical field, he ends up becoming attached to a prostitute called Robin, they have romantic str...
Posted by BABS on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

A HISTORIC TALE

The other day I needed to get a bus. It arrived as i was waiting to cross the road. This meant I had to run for it. I got there just as the doors were shutting. Being too embarrassed to admit I was ru...
Posted by BABS on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

1982: Do You Remember when...

In 1982 In 1982 before the invention of beef, hamburgers were still made from the finest cuts of leather. This worked badly with cheese, and the ghurkins just slid off. If you wanted to plan a night ...
Posted by BABS on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:23:00 PST