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RHYS ISTERIC
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I AM A LAUGH (OR LAFF AS SOME WOULD SAY)
IDEALLY AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL LAUGH
IF YOU COULD LAUGH IN A BOTTLE AND CAPTURE IT I'D LIKE TO THINK IT LOOKED A
LITTLE LIKE ME
THOUGH, TO BE HONEST
I'M NOT SURE IF I'D LIKE TO BE KEPT IN A BOTTLE?
{unless maybe i got to ride in one of those little boats}
MAYBE THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT?
YEAH, COME TO THINK OF IT I'D HAVE A LAUGH ON A BOAT
[a little obscure?]
YES.NO.MAYBE.
ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD
RHYS ISTERIC
"WE MADE THIS"
MISE EN GARDE:
CREENT UNE
DÉPENDANCE
BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN OLD MAN EATING A TWIX!
(me)
BRYAN ADAMS ONCE SANG "EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR YOU!" I DON'T KNOW WHY? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. NO-ONE APPRECIATES YOU BRYAN APART FROM MY MUM. YOU DIDN'T DO IT ALL FOR HER DID YOU? DID YOU? there was no point, she never knew, nor did care to know that you did it all for here. it's just not attractive.
Someone said this about me:
"
NICE BUSINESSCARD.
"
I wrote this about me:
I LIVE MY LIFE BY A SHOE STRING, CATCH THE LAST TRAIN, GET THROUGH DOORS MILLISECONDS BEFORE THEY CLOSE, HAND ESSAYS IN JUST BEFORE THE DEADLINE AFTER SPENDING ALL NIGHT THE NIGHT BEFORE DOING IT, GETTING IT BACK AND REALISING IT'S THE BEST ESSAY I'VE EVER WRITTEN, FINDING OUT I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A TICKET HOURS BEFORE I NEED TO CATCH THE TRAIN TO THE AIRPORT, REBOOKING, THEN OVERSLEEPING AND MISSING THAT TRAIN, THEN RUSHING HALF WAY ACROSS ENGLAND ONLY TO FIND I BEAT THE PERSON WHO CAUGHT THE TRAIN WE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH TOGETHER. THIS IS ME, NOT BY CHOICE, I CAN'T HELP MY NEAR MISS ATTITUDE TO LIFE, IT GETS ME IN A LOT OF SHIT BUT MAYBE I LIKE THE RUSH, THE NEAR SELF DESTRUCTION. DON'T RELY ON ME UNLESS I LOVE YOU. SORRY.
Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau

My Interests

THE 'FUCK BUYING VINYL' SELECTION 10/04/08
0.HIGH RANKIN - SULFUR TEARS
1. RUSKO - COCKNEY THUG
2. STEREO MC'S - SOUL GIRL (L-VIS 1990 REMIX)
3. CHEEKSTA - YOU CAN BE
4. TODDLA T - DO U KNOW
5. THE KILLS - CHEAP & CHEERFUL (BLOODY BEETROOTS RMX)
6. ROBYN - WHO'S THAT GIRL (DROP THE LIME RMX)
7. BOY 8 BIT - FOG BANK (JACK BEATS RMX)
8. SURKIN - KIDS GLOVES
9. BASSLINE SMITH - STOLE MY HEART (TEAROUT MIX)
10. ANY DETBOI
IN VINO
VERITAS

KICKED OUT OF EVERYWHERE.
SATURNALIAS REVELRY
I ALSO LIKE TO STAY INFORMED, SO SHOULD YOUMy main interest is to be confusing.
Though every confusing or random thing that i say is underpinned by some lateral sense or alternative way of looking at situations. I personally blame on my dad when he pushed the swing just that little bit too far when i was a child. i did a half sumi and landed on my head. If it was nowadays, then i'd have probably sued him aswell as the ground!!! bastard ground didn't have caution signs to say that it was there or that it might hurt me if i was dropped from a great height, i would have had the earth. Anyway, where were we, oh yeah the bible...
my interests are as follows: looking, talking, mildly stalking, not walking slowly, drawing, destroying, making things holy, make people who liked me at first ultimately hate me, or at least i havn't seen them much of lately, rock climbing, chance taking, locking the door so no-one can break in, being happy, being out of a nappy but still in a cot, spending the banks money, crabfishing, you name it the lot. being a strangers best friend, laughing at my own reflection, saving the planet, walking cats to their desired destinations, finding my keys in my bedroom, looking for peoples personal belongings, doing things my mum wouldnt do, like everything that isn't boring, skydiving, seadiving, driving my friends up the wall, being myself, being someone else, being someone quite tall, stealing holidays, relaxing, exercising, dispising the fact i'm going on a hunch, oh by the way i do these all at once!
MOST OF THE TIME I WORRY ABOUT THE TIME. IF I SAY I'LL MEET YOU AT TEN, THEN SEE YOU AT TEN PAST. I'M ALWAYS LATE WHETHER IT BE FASHIONABLEY OR NOT.

I'd like to meet:


I'LL MEET YOU IN ASDA


I WANT TO MEET KIM JONES WHO MUST HAVE STOLEN THESE SHOES FROM EITHER 'GOD' OR 'MICHAEL JACKSON' BEFORE SELLING THEM TO ME. I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM. THANKYOU EMMY FOR CAPTURING THEM IN ALL THEIR GLORY!We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

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IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT
BUT
IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE NICE
actuallyId probably like to meet myself when im much older just so i can decide whether i need to sort my life out or put old me back in the right direction. Hopefully old me would be stinking rich and lend young me some money. But its not like id have to pay old me back is it? So yeah old me would be the best to meet. I think he's doing well. Though there other people i'd like to meet, i just don't know them yet, i met a few recently and i'd like to meet them again. Look forward to meeting you.
I don't want to meet these people
WHEN I'M OLDER I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS:

FOR THE MEAN TIME I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS:
I WOULD ALSO QUITE LIKE TO MEET A MAN MADE OUT OF KEBAB MEAT

Music:



GUILTY PLEASUREHARDCORE WILL NEVER DIE

Movies:

GUMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! harmony Corine! jim jarmusch! requiem for a dream, coffee & cigarettes, dead man, last train, go, fear and loathing, pi, big lebowski, momento, the idiots - controversial but glad i watched it, run lola run, nikita, city of god, once were warriors, reefer madness, jacobs ladder, pulp fiction, 51st state, human traffic, clockwork orange, being john malkovich,bully, brown bunny, buffallo 66! kids, spun, tommy, anything with eddie izzard in the funny fuck, julien donkeyboy, BRAINDEAD the alltime classic, driller killer, faces of death and traces of death are just sick as but vital viewing for a sunday afternoon after the cricket, irreversible, 9 songs-is shit.OI! MR JOHN FREER!!! WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE WATCHING KEN PARK!

Television:

IN THE MORNING I LIKE TO WATCH NOTHIING BUT JEZZY K (jeremy Kyle)
BRASS EYE

PEEP SHOW
NATHAN BARLEY
MIGHTY BOOSH, NOT THE 3RD SERIES THOUGH COS IT WAS SHIT.
SHAMELESS

Books:

ANY BOOK BY CHRIS HOWELL! TRUST ME THEY'RE OUT THERE. MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE IS "MEMORIES OF CHEDDAR". GO BUY NOW. THIS GUYS A LEDGE!
OSCAR WILDE IS A LEDGE. everyone loves wittgenstein also. who else. oh there are so many books.
obviously
Gertrude Stein - Tender buttons & three lives, the apes of god by wyndham lewis, plus anything to do with Karl Jung. books about philosophy and psychology are extremely fascinating. though it does make me sound like a proper hippie wet spronge deadbeat. BUT SO WHAT.
the doors of perception, point counter point, island, the witches, james and the giant beach, a passion for dogs, 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984. BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN END OF.
normally i read VICE or Marmalade magazine.

Heroes:

I NEED TO UPDATE MY HEROES
blurry as fuck.
R.I.P
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE OF YOU. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE EVIDENCE

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///THANK GOD

THANK GOD?! THANK GOD?! YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHAKE YOUR RAPISTS HAND AND SAY, "NICE WORK". SEE, THAT'S MORE LIKE GOD GIVING YOU A DONKEY PUNCH THAN MAKING YOU A BETTER PERSON. HOW MANY PEOPL...
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///HOTEL

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///LONELY 'ARTS

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///RHYS FUSION POWER

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