Do you really give a rat's ass that I made this layout with the MySpace Editor of MyWackoSpace.com?
You Are 6% Happy
-You are a very happy person, unless you're feeling sad.
-Generally, you feel with your hands and fingers. Sometimes tongue.
-Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up and throw yourself off a building.
-By the way, your hottness rank is 40% hotter than 58% of other test takers.
More About me:
-I am The Man Whisperer (according to witnesses).
-I can gleak on command.
-I like to do crossword puzzles in ink.
-I'm double jointed.
-I can drive stick, drink a beverage, have a smoke, a conversation and change the radio stations all at the same time.
-I never iron but I can fix a bike chain.
-I love cats, and hate dogs. Don't try to convince me otherwise.
-I put soul into every handshake.
-Marionettes bring me joy.
-People who lack a sense of humour make me tired.
-I'm a firm believer in 4 cups of coffee before noon.
-I'm a car-kicker.
-I'm most likely to give myself the silent treatment when I disagree with my own opinion.
-I don't want to be associated with anyone who has a ferret as a pet.
-I will try to pinpoint your celebrity look-a-like. You will tell me I remind you of every actress you see on screen lately.
-I am forgetful.
-I'm constantly trying new things so that I never miss out on life's many disappointments.
PET PEEVES:
-Jerks who don't say thank you.
-Creative censorship.
-Soup slurping.
-Film industry people.
-Brunch-queuing.
-Magic. I don't care how it's done.
-"Super". Please stop using it to describe cute.
-Pretty much all band names are ridiculous.
-People who yell when they talk. Give me the low voice, baby.
-Random dog owners who allow their unleashed bastards anywhere near my bare skin.
-Mob mentalities.
-There is no reason for bouncers to behave as if they are working airport customs on the NYE shift. I'm looking at you, Kool Haus: let the guy buy a fucking hot dog.
-Beach vacations.
-Vodka soda talls that don't have enough ice.
-Those who spit in public (especially teenagers).
-Febreeze.
-The Eaton Centre.
-People who stare at you in elevators.
-The plural of shrimp is not shrimps. It's shrimp.
-If you don't know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're", don't type it, just throw out your computer and leave the country.
-[Except for Amy who ROCKS] If you say "it's all good" or "good times!" one more goddamn time, I will want to kill you softly with a Mac truck. No I won't. But I might cry.
...and pathetic dipshits who park in the bike lane...
PS: This should be checked out by all Canadians who have ears and eyes...
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