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Miss Christina....

And we pretend that we are dead...

About Me

So whatcha whatcha whatcha want? I'm a lot of things to a lot of people...first and formost I am a Gemini...Nuf said... I've been called sweet, intense, abrasive, intimate, sensual, intimidating, loud, abnoxious, honest, maturnal and a demon! I love hangin with the fellas and messin with the ladies! I think I'm fucking hilarious, I crack me up all the time. I am really friendly and outgoing, I can get over the top and end up with both feet in my mouth...I'm good for a laugh, I have 7 tats and 15 piercings. I adore controlled pain, mind over matter biatch... Love to be intruiged. Love Music, men that create, a good book, old cars, pin-ups, leather...sigh, passion, being spontanious, motorcycles, biking, house parties, guns, knives!Being a Dick ain't so bad. See there are three kinds of people; Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along. And Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But THEN you've got your assholes, Chuck! And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So Pussies may get mad at Dick once in a while, because Pussies get fucked by Dicks! But Dicks also fuck Assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes then do you know what you'd get? You get your dick and your pussy all covered in SHIT!!!!-Team America-Fuck Yeah!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Miss Christina.
Birthday: June 8th 1982 @ 5:53 am bitches! Where were u? Huh?
Birthplace: Came out in Cambridge, mom went on a fuckin day trip...
Current Location: Guelph, Ontario
Eye Color: hazel, green when excited
Hair Color: Dark brown, black sometimes
Height: 5 5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, half demon you know the usaul
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hello kitty chucks bitch!
Your Weakness: MEN, okay then! Chillin, chillin mindin my business.
Your Fears: regrets
Your Perfect Pizza: gr. olives, mush, bacon, mmmmmmmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go travelling
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol,
Thoughts First Waking Up: Vinny, stop licking my face
Your Best Physical Feature: my chest always wins but I rather like my eyes.
Your Bedtime: you tell me- gigidy-oh
Your Most Missed Memory: Curtis and Tristan & Myles, R.I.P.,I drink 40s to thier memories
Pepsi or Coke: water. I tend to be difficult.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like curry. a lot
Single or Group Dates: one on one baby.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water -see there I go again.
Chocolate or Vanilla: BORING
Cappuccino or Coffee: I hate both-the collapse of the human race...don't get me started...
Do you Smoke: Not cigarettes -don't you know that will KILL YOU? Read the pack, fucker. Quit wasting my time...
Do you Swear: All the fuckin time.
Do you Sing: All the fuckin time
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes , but preferably not on this earth...
Do you want to get Married: I wanted too...
Do you belive in yourself: Always.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, I totally do me all the time!
Are you a Health Freak: I am learning .
Do you get along with your Parents: not so much
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuckin love em
Do you play an Instrument: does whisteling count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hey man, the drugs were on me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, the boyfriend is a total cock block.lol.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hate malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hate Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hate Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope...I am a lady..haha
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haven't the chance yet.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, a few hearts and souls...identities...
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, but I was drunk...
Ever been Beaten up: Never.
Ever Shoplifted: yes, before the j.o.b.
How do you want to Die: Shark attack? Yeah.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Queen
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: dark like his soul
Short or Long Hair: short -cut your fuckin hair ya damn hippies.
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: Their own.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many....to, to many. Drugs are bad-if you do drugs your bad-uuummmkay.
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: 15
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0-for everything else,there's mastercard...
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My Interests

Photography, tats, bodymods, heavy music, motercycles I have a 1979 Honda, people, sharks, men that make music, fun, pin ups, possessions, demons,woman, Scotch, cigars, living in the moment....Oh and I wanna send a shout out to every person that has fought for what they believe in...Restectpah! [email protected]="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..center You are 82% fuckable!

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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Undertaker.

Where You Lived: Ontario.

How You Died: Killed in Battle. Who Were You In a Past Life?

I'd like to meet:

People. People into tats, holes, and good conversation, Stalin, Ghandi, Cleopatra, Dracula, Batman and, DiVinci, Hellboy,Edgar Allan Poe & God....got some questions... Using your mind

Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.

Music:

Killwhitneydead, System of a Down, The Distillers, The Wu, the Wu got something that I think everyone wants to hear, I know I've been waiting to hear.Rancid, Metallica, Rise Against, Fiona Apple, Hole, Nirvana, Sublime, Atreyu, Rammstein, AC/DC, Rolling stones,U2, Feist, Johnny Cash, 1349, Steve Earle, Simon and G-Funk, The Next Best Thing, in general: ska, reggae, hip hop, rock, punk, metal, loud noise, that makes you think...

Movies:

Tim Burton, The professional, Blow, The Hot Chick I laugh my ass of everytime so shut up!, horror, mind warping, any War movie, Jaws, anything Quenton Tarantino, What the bleep do we know? The answer is 42...zombies...he,he,he...any vampire film, Sin City, HELLBOY! Edward Norton, Depp, so, sooo many...

Television:

The Sapranos, Pen & Teller: Bullshit, Discovery ch, Simpsons, Family Guy, Shark week, UFC-fuck yeah! When I watch it that is.

Books:

Dan Brown, anything mafia related, true crime, Vampires, dark cultures.

Heroes:

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My Blog

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Posted by Miss Christina.... on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

To all my "Myspace" friends

I just want to say "Thank you " for all the cool conversations...and stuff. I love the strange world of cyber friends. I have met a few of you now and am super stoked about meeting more of you.....I'd...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:54:00 PST

What the Thunder Said and Half Dozen down.....YES!

One of the best things about being a cute chick is not having to wait for the beer to start flowin! I had a wicked time at the kegger on Sat! The bands were amazin'. WOW I really liked the vibe, the p...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

It was all fun and games, until the ER...

Hmm..Let me set the scene...Me at work on a Friday...4pm when it hits me like the bus hits Mr.Pit in "meet joe black" BAM! It' is Trevors' (my bestfriend) last day...our last shift...We met when he mo...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST

Live like no one's watching....

Some people say that if u find 1 true love in this life IF you are lucky. I have already found 1 and have left it. ?. I've been thinking a lot about what my next move is. I am not ready to give my hea...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST

Calling ALL hotties...photo op!

I need a few models for my new series..can't be afraid to show SOME skin...I can work with whatever you are comfortable with....I can make arrangements for travel or u can come here...I'll be doing mo...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST

Calling ALL hotties...photo op!

I need a few models for my new series..can't be afraid to show SOME skin...I can work with whatever you are comfortable with....I can make arrangements for travel or u can come here...I'll be doing mo...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

Fuck me, I'm still drunk! Cont.

As I was saying-I got rather loaded last night....WEDNESDAY? What was I thinking?! When I got to work today I was still drunk. My boss laughed at me-I don't really drink..that much) He asked how my ni...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:13:00 PST

Fuck me, I'm still drunk?

dude....you know the first 30 sec. of your day is beautiful because it's those precious moments before u realize u have no pants on....your not in your bed...and your pretty sure u made out with a gir...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

Race against time, I can't stop...

In my race against time I - can't stopRunnin through the red light - livin my lifeEven if I'm gettin too hotI'ma keep runnin through the red light - livin my life God, why the hell am I here?Is it a ...
Posted by Miss Christina.... on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST