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Velvet Jonez!

Velvet wants to know...

About Me

I LOVE to LAUGH...I make jokes about everything...I rarely do not have a smart comment to make...all of my friends have the same very dry and facetious sense of humor...I LOVE THE LORD!! He is my homie...He makes me smile...I LOVE to dance too...I can name-that-tune-in like 2 seconds...Jean Grae is my neighbor..she is funny as hell...we Karaoke A LOT!!AOL IM: VelvetJonez718

My Interests

Karaoke Championships w/percussion on Nostrand...Tambourine, Cowbell, Triangle, Mouth harp, Fog Machine, Strobe light, and a Leprechaun flute to boot. Just ask the neighbors!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Tupac (again)...well, not Jesus AGAIN - I have never met Jesus face-to-face, not yet at least...only in my spirit. But Tupac, yes...AGAIN would be stupendous!!And for your viewing pleasure...ALL OF MY CLOSEST PERSONAL FRIENDS BELOW...lol! enjoy...

Music:

#1 jean grae...# 2 chubb rock...#3 soul for real...stacy lattisaw & johnny gill...me'chelle...the cure...ah-ha...mantronix...black monk...kirk franklin...mc eight...boz scaggs...the doobie brothers...percy sledge...floetry...new order...styxx...air supply...zhane...queen pen...caron wheeler...background music on smallsville on the WB...evelyn champagne king...englebert humperdink...and my dad tom jones

Movies:

The scene in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle...when he marries the bag of weed...classic!

Television:

24...CSI...and Daisy Cooks on Channel Thirteen...

Books:

The Bible...and Where the Wild Things are...

Heroes:

The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost!

My Blog

Jean Greasy's 30th B-Day!

Alright people...this is serious.  We are having a B-Day bash for Jean-Potty-Mouth-Grae on November 24th in Manhattan.  (Location: NONDISCLOSED as of yet).  A few of Greasy's homie...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

Nothing in particular...

I feel soooooooooo lazy when it's cold.  I almost don't have the energy to type. lol   But there are a few funny and interesting things that I have witnessed as of late.  A lot of ...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:37:00 PST

RandomNess....

Diddy - is old. And NOT preserving his sexy very well.  And should stoppit on myspace.  He should also stop dancing in suites - oh hell - just stop dancing.  It makes him look like a po...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST

You know you are addicted to myspace...

We are all addicts.  This substance just happens to be legal.  You know you are addicted to myspace when.... You are in a room full of people and on myspace....seeing if you have any ne...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:22:00 PST

McDonalds!

I LOVE McDonald's!...I mean it is truly a toss up between the American Meal (which is a Happy Meal for adults minus the toy) and Surf and Turf at Blue Ribbon.  But I always have a bad e...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

MORE Blog Titles.....

**sigh** I could blog all day on funny stuff...so I will just continue to just LIST random things that I COULD rant /blog about.... 4 grown ass adults in a kiddie pool wi...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

How to Copyright Corn...

**sigh** My friend has a delicious recipe for corn...we will call her "Beatrice".  So, I called her on my way to the Hamptons to ask if I could make it out there - so she gave me the recipe and a...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

2 Black Girls and an Asian...in the Hamptons!

I have only been to the Hamptons a few times, but note to self - always take a white person with you.  There is less drama when you pull up in the town and you are on MAIN STREET. Oh c'mon, reall...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

Witnessing....The Making of a Rap album!

Hmmmm.I have been loitering in the music industry for bout 10 years kind of similar to a barnacle on the ass of a whale but this is the first time that I have witnessed an actual artist putting an alb...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

Blog titles....

Never thumb wrestle with someone who is double-jointed... Never arm wrestle with slender pants... Don't take your mother to dine at the Bowery Bar late night... Do Losters know "they are tasty?"... Ne...
Posted by Velvet Jones!! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:18:00 PST