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Hundo

Where my killa tape at?

About Me

Basically all you need to know is that no matter how much we know each other, I want to be a big part of your life. I play the drums all the time. Friday is my Monday and Monday through Wednesday is like my weekend which makes my life different than most other people's. When everyone is taking a left as they exit the highway, I am taking a right because I would rather go into the parking lot of an exxon and turn around than wait behind those fuckers. My apartment smells of rich mahogony and I have many leather bound books. When I stay at a hotel I always rip off the top blanket because it is covered with Bis-nass (the ass of travelling buisnessmen). When I travel by plane, I always dress up nice. I play the drums for the Black Diamond Heavies, Ghostfinger, Bobby Bare Jr and Buffalo Bill. I play tennis with Walter Becker. My Jet Ski is dry-docked at Michael Chang's house.

My Interests

I like self-profiling. Making lists about myself, making shit up about myself and putting it online. Riding around in a van with other dudes. Online banking. Tennis (the culture), tennis machines, backgammon, chevy chase, peanut butter, rainbow sherbert, chocolate chips, separating things with commas, lists, yearly magazine additions that are mostly pictures, pretending bad beer tastes fucking great. Busch. Profiling. Racial Profiling. Filing. Defiling.

I'd like to meet:

Really really super cool peopl with super cool haircuts. Hip people that wear fake moustaches. Ugly Beauty. People who play in bands that are called names like "Panda Wolf", and "Shark Face". Oh yeah....and I wanna meet DJ Coyote Panda.

Music:

Anything that makes you feel like you are in an 80's movie montage like "Send me an Angel" from the BMX dancing scene in the movie "Rad". Willie Nelson. Niel Young. The Damned. Anything by Chevy Chase or Tony Danza. Rosie O'Donnel. Weedeater, Karp, THE ALCOHOL STUNT BAND, OLE MOSSY FACE, The IMMORTAL LEE COUNTY KILLERS, Heartless Bastards, Thee Shams, Electric Six, Anorexic Blowjob, Oprah Tsunami, the Fuzzy Snakes, Fuckin' John Cougar Mellencamp, John Cougar, John Mellencamp, Kaiser Chiefs, Cheer Accident, Strike City, The Fucking Champs, Genesis, Jesus and Mary Chain, Goldchains, Trans Am, Paul Wine Jones, Steely Dan, Donald Fagen, PORTER HALL TENNESSEE. Ole Mossy Face. The Monorchid. Silver Jews. Led Zeppelin. Devo. Billy Joel. Fugazi. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Band, Spottiswoode and his enemies, cake, pavement, the fall, bitch magnet, june of 44, shipping news, bastro, squirrel bait, stevie wonder, gang of four, oxes, the breeders, ciccone, boston, j geils band, THE CLUTTERS.

Movies:

Anchorman, Fletch, Fletch Lives, Star Wars, Slint.

Television:

I like lookin at TV with my Babygirl, and sometimes I like lookin at the TV with my dog.

Books:

Down and out in Paris and London, Sometimes I pretend to read "Popular Science" magazine while I'm actually reading "Popular Mechanics", anything by Fante or Richard Brautigan, Ernest Hemingway, Saul Bellow, John Cheever. The list goes on. Mainly I like to read the weekly newspaper in my town and drink coffee with my white friends. My neighborhood is becoming gentrified you know.....its because of the architechture......Ten years ago you couldn't even walk through this block without seeing a poor person.......I love Patron tequila....you don't even need a lime.. Maker's Mark is the shit, I love the way that red wax tastes.......Women comedians aren't funny, except for Sarah Silverman because she's hot.

Heroes:

John Bonham, Bruce Lee, Charles Bukowski, Stuart Copeland, Ashley Stinson, Brendan Canty, Chevy Chase, Alex Gans, Ernest Hemingway, Richard Brautigan, Christopher Walken, Wendell Berry