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raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder)

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!

About Me

I work alot, and when I'm off I like to drink alot. I can be very mean to you if I don't know you. I can be very mean to you if I know you too well. I stay out of stupid squabbles, unless I start them, in which case they aren't stupid; they are fun. I'm an incredibly fanatic Bengals fan. I hate Buffalo, Dallas, PITTSBURGH, and all thier stupid followers. I am irresponsible with the amount of money I make. When I am drunk I am loud, but hardly ever annoying, just fun (unless you're not drunk). I say things like "fuck, shit and piss," around children. I am more apt to hang out with guys than girls because I don't want to hear about your hair, nails, or how many guys you have fucked. I know how to run heavy equipment, wire a house and wipe an ass properly thanks to Boces. I make a jackass out of myself in public because I really don't care what people think of me. I am currently drinking a Miller High Life 16 oz. because it's the champagne of beers. I'll kick your fucking ass in euchre. i haven't destroyed anyone's personlity...they just want to be a cunt like me. I am prescribed ritalin and abuse the hell out of it because I can. I can't pay attention to shit because I abuse my pay attention aid. Which brings me to, I don't pay attention to most people when they talk because I'm thinking about any other thing I possibly can. I daydream about more things than you could imagine. I live in a house which I pay for by myself. I do things that aren't good for my body but the thing is; I totally don't care anynmore. I've seen the elderly at thier worst and thier best and I know what kind of old person i will be. I am a complete scatterbrain. I will listen to something beyond the point that any other person can stand it. Repetition works, David. I am filled with more random movie and television quotes than you care to know and everything reminds me of this one time on Family Guy. If I don't like you...I'm going to try my best to annoy you.

I had a lil foto shoot in my room...cheers to boredom

I'm an aquarius and I'm a very visual, and audio kind of artsy...I'll be the nicest girl you'll ever meet but at the same time have the most evil thoughts swimming around in my head. Eccentric boys and girls tend to be friends more than your average everyday Joe and Jane. Oh yeah, and you really can't take me out in public..I'm an ass.


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Lonely broken hearted grrl...always looking for a good fight, cause I'm done fuckin around.




You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism


100%

Green


92%

Democrat


83%

Communism


58%

Socialist


58%

Fascism


17%

Republican


8%

Nazi


0%
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I like this quiz...I didn't know I was such an anarchist...


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You are Wrath/Anger! Wow... who got you so mad huh ?? You have serious
anger issues!! with a rage that seems somewhat
deadly, and a temper that is easily raised, you
are by far the scariest sin. You tend to let
the little things get to you, and are stressed
fairly easily - and woe be it to any of your
enemies. On the positive side, you're
independent, powerful and a definite leader, if
you could just control your moods! Congratulations on being the toughest!! ...and the
most independent of all the 7 deadly sins!
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You are Magenta. The lip gloss that sank the
titanic.
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My Interests

I enjoy yelling things out car windows at people on the street. I like drinking beer, vodka, smoking cigarettes and doing some kind of speeders. I enjoy the shows kids in the hall, strangers with candy, golden girls, and family guy more than anything else. I most likely hate your children and have no interest what so ever in meeting them and saying awww how cute. I like to fight...but most people will avoid a fight with me because I am (in all reality) a man with tits and a vagina. I smoke camel Menthol Wides because they are almost too much cigarette for me to handle. I enjoy beer, vodka, cigarettes, and some kind of speeders, did I already mention that? I will dance at a bar like a retard for a few laughs. I will most definately get a few laughs because when I dance like a retard, god couldnt even fathom how awesome my moves are. I like vocabulary and use it often. I don't like most black people because ebonics drives me crazy and so do crackheads. I like educated people that can hold a conversation with me. I also like people that I can be incredibly stupid with in public. I have two things in order that I enjoy the most...#1 - My Pets, who I love unconditionaly no matter how much money they cost me and how much they make me angry...#2 - beer, vodka, cigarettes, and some kind of speeders, which are more amazing than a near death experience (I have no idea if that's true; it should be though). I enjoy thrift shops and garage sales for clothes and do not care about fashion at all. I enjoy stealing things from corporations because I am in all reality a kleptomaniac; but never will steal from a friend or a locally owned business. Kyle, I like to party. I like music that most everyone else hates. I love my friends and would do anything for them but take a bullet, but my shirt; they can have that. I like to laugh and party with beer, vodka, cigarettes, and some kind of speeder.My Pets...

Cyntharia

Eileen

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people that make me laugh, but at the same time appreciate the evil circus in my head. People I can have a intellectual conversations with then turn around and be a jackass with. People that are nice but mean at the same time...you know us girls we love that double standards shit...acidkkat for aim...and misfits_skulls_chick for yahoo!

I would also love to meet people that aren't total tard farts

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..The Mars Volta, Radiohead, Toxic Narcotic, The Damned, UV Rays, Funeral For America, Big Attack, Aura, Dread Fabrik, Red Menace, I Object, I Accuse, A Light So Dark, The Subhumans, Citizen Fish, The Damned, The Dead Kennedys, The Pist, Cuastic Christ, Extinction Of Mankind, The Exploited, 7 Seconds, 9 Shocks Terror, Agnostic Front, Against All Authority, Choking Victim, GG Allin, Blanks 77, Rudimentary Peni, Minor Threat, Battalion Of Saints, DI, Fear, Subhumans, US Bombs, Crass, Varukers, Aus Rotten, Hot Hot Heat, The Violent Femmes, the Beastie Boys, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Outkast, Deftones, Bjork, John Lennon, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, Mindless Self Indulgence, 311, No Doubt, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rancid, The Transplants, Rob Zombie White Zombie, Styx, Sublime, The Misfits, The Postal Service, Ween, Beck, The Smashing Pumpkins, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, The Pixies, Streetlight Manifesto, The Transplants, GG Allin, The Suicide Machines, At The Drive In, Rage Against The Machine, and so many more I can't remember I LIKE EVERYTHING

Dose One

The Mars Volta


Prolly one of the greatest bands of all time, beyond categorization, beyond human comprehension. Ever since I've started really listening to this band I haven't been able to tear myself away. Omar Rodriguez-Lopez and Cedric Bixler-Zavala are among the greatest artists of all time.

Mindless Self Indulgence


Richard D. James


Dead Kennedys


Radiohead


Manson


Thomas Yorke

Movies:


CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, CKY4 (The Latest and Greatest), Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Spun, Requim For a Dream, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Bio Dome, Cruel Intentions, God Is In The Tv, God Guns And Government, And All That Could Have Been, Closure, Cape Fear, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Scary Movie, Natural Born Killers, American Beauty, Fight Club, Mean Girls, The Matrix, all the Saws, and so many more...

Television:

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seriously prolly one of the best shows adult swim has ever created

Which Absolutely Fabulous character are you most like?
Patsy/ Pats
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I fucking miss this show with everything in me.

[Adult Swim], Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Conan O'Brian, The History Channel, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, South Park, The Hollow Men, Stand Up Comedy, Invader Zim!

I love this picture because they all look so young...

My favorite member of the show...Dave Foley

I love the fact that he got fat...it's cute

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters), George Orwell (1984 (personal favorite), Animal Farm), Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes), Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (Welcome To The Monkey House, Slaughterhouse-Five), Hunter S. Thompson (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas), James Patterson (Cat And Mouse, Kiss The Girls, Big Bad Wolf), Anthony Burgess (A Clockwork Orange), Aldous Huxley (Brave New World)

Heroes:

Artie, The Strongest Maaaaan, in the World!

My Blog

malicious melodies

    For some reason I've been wanting to get a video camera and capture the sickest things I can possibly think of and compile them all into one horrible movie with sub par music. ...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

lucid terror

Have you ever had a lucid dream?  Where you can control everything that happens in your dream.  If you wanna fly you can fly and anything else you would wanna do for that matter.  Maybe...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

Pat fuckin Appleby

So everyone has been posting shit about Pat. I feel that I should do the same. From my heart! Pat was my friend, fuck, Pat was everone's fucking friend. It's fucked up that his life had to be taken...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

I'm in a wierd place right now...

I feel as though something is wrong...terribly wrong; but at the same time I feel as very happy and content, as though everything is in it's right place. I went to the show tonight.  Sonorous Ga...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

if I hear another bell I'm gonna rip an angel's wings off

although i love that movie...the title was befuttingly(sp?) charming to me... soooo guess what time of the year it is again...Christmas!  or X-mas...whatever you believe in...personally here's m...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:50:00 PST

I was visited by a ghost

Hazy recolections of a past that used to be.  For every good time there was at least 3 more bad times.  I saw you walking tonight; my heart drops.  I remember when you were so fresh, e...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:44:00 PST

happy camper does not equal me

I'm filled with alot of hatred and alot of anger right now.  I don't even know where to start!!! I HATE these anti smoking commercials that are all over tv.  Jesus CHRIST!  If some...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:28:00 PST

Updated to a happy blog!

This is my cat Pete... He went to the kittty hospital because he was really sick.  He was supposed to come home on Monday.  It's Wednesday today.  He has a bladder infection.  The...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:08:00 PST

BAH fucking humbug!!!

Hey folks...it's just in time for the holidays!!!  Isn't that what they want you to think?  Once you hear that clever little marketing ploy...you start thinking to yourself...my god they're ...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:09:00 PST

we all float down here

there's this moth on my screen...I've named him Wilmer. ok, so I finally finished watching stephen king's It...you gotta love that movie for classic early 90's gore not to mention the greasers...hahah...
Posted by raging alcoholic (laser danger thunder) on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:32:00 PST