thanks, drew |
Meant to be completed by those OUT of high school =)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcoh...
Posted by bone on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:06:00 PST |
drinking with alice last week |
i ran into alice cooper at wegmans. he was buying watermelons. i went over to him after he checked out to say hi and he recognized me. he invited me out to the parking lot go drinkin...
Posted by bone on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST |
im a grown-up |
i'm getting married on saturday, july 28th. pretty cool. if i ever go back to monmouth park racetrack with junior, little joe and jack - we could all TAKE OUR WIVES. that sounds weir...
Posted by bone on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST |
back from the dead |
i graduated in march with phi theta kappa honors. at first i was nervous to get back to normal...i've been learning something new every single day for the past two years. amy hepled me out...
Posted by bone on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:29:00 PST |
i'm a father |
the piranhas laid about 200 eggs. after i fertilized them, i've spent the past 2 days swimming in a circle above the nest to keep the eggs fanned with oxygenated water. its been an excitin...
Posted by bone on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST |
alice returns |
i was at an alice cooper concert, and he came down to the floor and invited me on stage to play.
c'mon up - lets do school's out man!
I don't know how to play it.
you know how the song goe...
Posted by bone on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:56:00 PST |
and ANOTHER semester gone |
i blew a fuse this semester. school totally kicked my ass and i think i suffered a nervous breakdown. i had 5 classes and got all A's. at least i killed myself for a good reason.
Posted by bone on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:00:00 PST |
another semester gone |
three As and a B+. i don't know how i do it.
if you missed me on my one week spring break, its becasue i was working and still didn't have time for shit.
try me again in july.
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Posted by bone on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:13:00 PST |
BT |
i was drinking schmidts tall boys with BT from the wretched ones. It was night time. i carried the 16oz cans in a trash bag. he invited me into his house so i could watch him perform...
Posted by bone on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:07:00 PST |
the funniest thing i've ever read - for you republicans |
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans across the nation are scrambling to defend President George W. Bush after he ate a baby during a visit to the White House kitchen early last evening.
Eye witnesses repo...
Posted by bone on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:47:00 PST |
