Hulk Hogan's Ball Sweat

Well, life ain't easy living right next door to Hogan's butthole. If anybody remembers Hogan's match against Andre at Wrestlemania III, when he got the big man up for the slam, that's when I was born. I am not your average ball sweat, Headbanger Mosh on several occasions has described my flavor as a glass of warm Fresca with a hint of salt. The testicles of Hulk Hogan have a coating that is similar to Almond Roca dipped in Shake N Bake.