To book GREGORY IRON for wrestling events, signings, motivational speaking, birthday parties, cookouts, family reunions, marriage counciling, private investigations, security guarding, mowing your lawn, Thanksgiving, bikini contest judging, cartoon marathon watching, fashion tips, personal escort, coming over to eat your food, calling you and leaving you personalized messages, or other various activies, Contact him via MYSPACE,OR E-MAIL at:
[email protected]. I really do the first three.
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE SIMPLY SAYING "WHATS UP" OR "HI" IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU. UNLESS YOU ARE A MILDLY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE, THE CHANCES OF ME RESPONDING ARE ZERO. BE CREATIVE FOR LOVE OF DA MAN UP STAIRS!
Some things you may or may not know about me:
_I'm just a regular, everyday, normal guy_
_I am a nerd_
_I love to poke fun at things, laughing, smiling, and love being sarcastic_
_I love to dance...poorly_
_I am a weird dude_
_I am waiting for that one awesome chick to find me_
_I have a rare, mild form of cerebral palsy. And yes, I can make fun of it better than you. Don't be afraid to ask me questions about it_
_I am a professional wrestler. It's my escape. It's the thing that drives me, and it's going to be my outlet to change my life, and the lives of others_
_I wrestle for Pro Wrestling Ohio, which you can watch via your television weekends on Sports Time Ohio_
_I am a social, likable guy, but have always prefered being alone_
_I am the most interesting uninteresting guy you will ever meet_
_I am very shy...I am more comfortable half naked in spandex than street clothes. Yes, I know it is weird_
_I doodle decently if I am bored enough_
_I am not materialistic. I have never had much, never wanted much, and just try to enjoy the simple things_
_I enjoy music. I lose myself in it all too often, and is one of my few true loves_
_I own way too many wrestling tapes and DVD'S. Wanna buy some copies? Ask_
_I refuse to grow up. I had to become an adult before I wanted to. So, as an adult now, this allows me to wear Ninja Turtle, Mario, and Mega Man t-shirts, watch cartoons, and play video games_
_I enjoy working out. Despite the gimp hand, I try to overcome_
_I own Nintendo, SNES, and Sega, because I'm boss_
_I'm a writer. I've been writing novels and plays and comics since 1st grade. And I'm writing an autobiography one day_
_I is a good reader_
_I shave more than most girls because of freakin' wrestling_
_I love foot long double turkey Subway sandwiches on wheat with lettuce, tomato, green peppers, banana peppers, hot peppers, and ranch dressing_
_If you can't notice, I love professional wrestling_
_Anything else you wanna know? Ask_
"IN YOUR EYES THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE.JUST BECAUSE YOUR DREAMS HAVE DIED,DON'T DRAG ME DOWN.I'VE STILL GOT MINE...." - smile empty soul
"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs, and maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance. Of how much you really want to do it. And you'll do it, despite rejection in the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods. And the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is."
-K.C. Blood...?
Alot of people are afraid to take chances. Chances are a part of life. Scratch that... Life is chance. It's a chance to fail; to suceed... To back down; to rise up... To stand back; to stand out... To stay within the lines; to exceed all limitations... Ultimately, you have your chance to choose death...or life. If your not living for the chance of life, you are simply cheating yourself out of living. And it is what you do in this life of chance that determines how long you live. We do not have the chance to live forever in body, but we can live for eternity in the minds of others. All we need is a chance.
