SING ALONG TO THIS !!!! DRINKING A SIX PACK OF MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE & FLOATING IN MY POOL--NOW THAT'S HEAVEN !!!! WWW.KEVINA.TV--VERY FUNNY STUFF !!!! WOMEN WHO DRINK TEQUILLA--YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE !!!!JJ-THIS IS FOR YOU & MYSPACE STALKERS !!!!
ADRIANNE CURRY...MEOW--HURT ME MOMMA !!!! BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS !!!! NOTHING'S BETTER THAN PETULANT PUSSIES !!!! CRUISING IN MY JEEP !!!! WOMEN IN UNIFORM !!!!
MANDY LYNN !!!! -----LISA SPARXXX.COM !!!! GROOMING !!!! NYC SUBWAYS @ http://www.myspace.com/nycta CELEBRITY SKIN PICS !!!!
I'd like to meet:
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, EXCEPT FOR HOWARD & VINCE--WHO ARE TIED AT FIRST PLACE...HOWARD STERN--HE IS THE KING !!!!VINCE MCMAHON--IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU'D REALIZE THAT IT'D BE A DREAM COME TRUE TO TAKE A PAYCHECK FROM HIM !!!!ARTIE LANGE--LOOK AT YOU...YOU BABY GORILLA !!!! STACY KIEBLER--OUCH !!!! SHANE MCMAHON JIM ROSSKURT ANGLE RIC FLAIR--BECAUSE HE'S THE MAN--WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! THIS CHIMP--TO THOSE WHO KNOW & HAVE COME TO LOVE THE MONKEY--YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE... KEITH OLBERMANN FOR HIS AWESOME COMMENTARIES !!!! RVD & SABU--TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT "ROLLING THUNDER" REALLY IS, SHAKE SABU'S HAND IN ADMIRATION & TO ASK THEM HOW ANNOYING BILL ALFONSO WAS WITH THAT FUCKIN' WHISTLE ?!?! HULK HOGAN--BECAUSE HE IS "THE IMMORTAL ONE" !!!! DAVE CHAPPELLE THE GUY THAT GAVE ME THIS PIC..OH, WAIT I'VE ALREADY MET HIM-THANKS RANDY !!!! IF HE WAS STILL ALIVE--"THE DON" JOHN GOTTI----------------------THE WOMAN THAT'S ON THIS REMOTE CONTROL'S FREQUENCY !!!! GINO THE GINNY--THAT KID PROBABLY GETS MORE PUSSY THAN A WOMEN'S ROOM TOILET SEAT !!!! NEW JACK--IF ONLY THIS PHONE CALL WAS WITH VINCE MCMAHON, AS THE PERMANENT END TO, OR BODY GUARD OF, JOHN CENA OR MAYBE THE THIRD MEMBER OF "CRYME TYME"--DAMN WWE NEVER USES ANY OF MY BRILLIANT IDEAS !!!! ---------- THESE TWO RACIST WHORES--I WOULD LOVE TO HOOK THEM UP WITH A VISIT FROM NEW JACK--THEN THEY COULD SEE THE REAL DEFINITION OF HATE OR MAYBE, LOVE ?!?! TAZZ--EVER SINCE HE REFERED TO FUNAKI AS A PUERTO RICAN WHO'S FAMILY OWNED A "FRUIT & VEGETABLE STORE IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD"--HE MADE A FAN FOR LIFE !!!! JOEY STYLES CHARLIE MURPHY--HE'S WAY FUNNIER THAN EDDIE !!!! ERIC BISCHOFFJESSE "THE BODY/GOVERNOR" VENTURA I COULD CRACK A FEW COLD ONES WITH THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE !!!! ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER--I HEARD HE'S GOT A REAL COOL RIB JOINT IN GEORGIA !!!! -----------THE JACKIE PUPPET--TO PLAY STUMP THE "JOKE PUPPET" !!!! RILEY MARTIN--"O-QUA TANGIN WANN" DXGARY DELL'ABATE--TO THANK HIM FOR THE 20+ YEARS OF LAUGHS !!!! JAIME PRESSLY THE UNDERTAKER --------------THE DICE MAN ROBIN OPHELIA QUIVERS------------------------------"DR. DEATH" STEVE WILLIAMS ------R.I.P. SAM KINISON--I MET HIM A FEW TIMES & MISS HIM LIKE HELL !!!! ----------------SAMOA JOE RACHEL RAY--GOD, I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW HER MY 30 MINUTE MEAL !!!!KHOSROW ALI VAZIRI AKA "THE IRON SHEIK"--THAT OLD BASTARD CAN STILL CUT A PROMO--HERE HE IS RIPPIN' MICHAEL RICHARDS A NEW ONE !!!! CHARLES ASHENHOFF AKA KONNAN--HE'S A LIVING LEGEND & I WISH HIM WELL DURING THIS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TIME WITH HIS HEALTH !!!!
Music:
I'M USUALLY LISTENING TO HOWARD ON THIS... ...BUT IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE IT WOULD BE: THE GRATEFUL DEAD... JIMI HENDRIX... ANY REGGAE... THE BEASTIE BOYS... NEW ORDER... SOCIAL D... HENRY ROLLINS... YAZ... TOM TOM CLUB... LL COOL J... RAY CHARLES... THE CARS... JOHNNY CASH... ICP... THE CLASH...
Movies:
BOAT TRIP--ARTIE'S IN IT, CUBA GOODING JR & HORATIO SANS TOO... +++ THIS AWESOME SCENE...THANK YOU MS. SANCHEZ !!!!FOR SOME REASON, THE WAYANS BROTHERS MOVIES REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH--ESPECIALLY DON'T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD... UNCLE BUCK... RESERVOIR DOGS... HALF BAKED... GOODFELLAS... THE GODFATHER SERIES... BEYOND THE MAT... A CLOCKWORK ORANGE... LIPSTICK & DYNAMITE--IT'S A DOC ABOUT FEMALE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS FROM THE 40'S TO NOW... SIN CITY... PULP FICTION... GANGS OF NEW YORK... THE FRENCH CONNECTION... FULL METAL JACKET... WITHOUT A PADDLE... CANNONBALL RUN--DEFINITELY THE FIRST & MAYBE THE SECOND ONE...... THE LONGEST YARD--THE ORIGINAL & NEW ONE ARE BOTH EXCELLENT... CLERKS... NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION--HEY, IT'S GOT BOTH BEVERLY D'ANGELO TOPLESS & THE LATE, GREAT JOHN CANDY IN IT--WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE ??? NEW JACK CITY--YOU GOTTA' GIVE PROPS TO POOKIE !!!! & ICE T... SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL...THE OUTSIDERS... YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN... HEAVY METAL... ANY CHEECH & CHONG MOVIE--THEY'RE ALL CLASSICS !!!! DELIVERANCE... PRETTY IN PINK--THE BEST MOVIE ANDREW "DICE" CLAY HAS BEEN IN... THEY LIVE--I IDENTIFIED THE D.I.A.N.A. 2000, IN ST. LOUIS, WHEN I PUT ON THE GLASSES... FROM DUSK TIL DAWN... THE WHO'S TOMMY... TRUE ROMANCE...THANKS DIXIE !!!! SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER... THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW... THE BLUES BROTHERS... BEER LEAGUE... AMERICAN POP... ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST... AIRPLANE... TAXI DRIVER... BLACK SHEEP... SINGLES... COMING TO AMERICA... SAVED... EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX...BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK... SEVEN... FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH... NATURAL BORN KILLERS... TABOO--ONLY THE BEST PORNO EVER !!!! SERPICO... REEFER MADNESS... ROCKY--OR ANY OF THE SEQUELS...EVEN THE NEW ONE WAS GREAT !!!! ANIMAL HOUSE... ...I MEAN, LIKE WHO DIDN'T LIKE JOHN BELUSHI ?!?! THE DEPARTED...
Television:
ANY & ALL WRESTLING I CAN FIND--BUT MOSTLY... ROBOT CHICKEN... DEAD LIKE ME... FUTURAMA... HELL'S KITCHEN... THE SURREAL LIFE... FEAR FACTOR--I KNOW IT'S CHEESY, BUT JOE ROGAN JUST MAKES ME LAUGH... FAMILY GUY... ENTOURAGE... AMERICAN DAD... [adult swim] --ESPECIALLY MORAL OREL... THE SOPRANOS... THE SIMPSONS... MEERKAT MANOR... WEEDS... DRAWN TOGETHER... MY NAME IS EARL... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000... IRON CHEF--& NOT THAT CRAPPY AMERICAN VERSION, EITHER... DEXTER... SCRUBS... THE A TEAM... OZ... TALES FROM THE CRYPT... THE LITTLE RASCALS/OUR GANG MOVIES--AGELESS CLASSICS !!!! The Pooch
Books:
MY LATE DAD'S 25LB WEBSTER'S UNABRIDGED DICTIONARY (FROM 1963)--IT'S NEVER LET ME DOWN YET & MAKES A NIFTY STEP-STOOL IN A PINCH...ANY OF MICK FOLEY'S BOOKS... ROGET'S THESAURUS-THERE'S ALWAYS A BETTER WORD AVAILABLE... ANIMAL FARM--JUST READ IT AGAIN & I ALWAYS GET SOMETHING NEW FROM IT...
Heroes:
SEE "WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET"... AND THE FOLLOWING-IN REMEMBRANCE...I GIVE "THE TEN BELL SALUTE" TO...
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