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About Me

Coinslot! -only $14.95-Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Coinslot. Caution: Coinslot may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Coinslot contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Coinslot on concrete.Discontinue use of Coinslot if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations.If Coinslot begins to smoke from ears, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Coinslot may stick to certain types of skin.When not in use, Coinslot should be returned to his special container and kept under refrigeration.Failure to do so relieves the makers of Coinslot, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.Ingredients of Coinslot include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.Coinslot has been shipped to our troops in Afghanistan and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.Do not taunt Coinslot.Coinslot comes with a lifetime guarantee.COINSLOT : ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!oh yeah, Tom and I are Pirates. fuckstickwww.COINSLOT.org
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

Sportbikes, motorcycle racing, horsepower in general, music, women, money. I compete in combat pistol shooting with the Cactus Combat Match League and you can check out my scores at the CCML website here: CACTUS COMBAT MATCH LEAGUE MATCH RESULTS .

I'd like to meet:

Motorcycle Racers, Musicians, Gun Owners... Janine Lindemulder... mmmmmm... Janine... And this guy: www.COINSLOT.org

Music:

Some of these people don't even exist anymore...SUPPORT LOCAL AND UNSIGNED BANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!20 on The Hype, 33 West, 51 Peg, A Month of Sundays, Babyfat, Blue Balls Deluxe, Bludshot, Chrysalis, Eastcide, Evenout, Hiatus, Margret Heater, Midnite Roger, Morris, Niki Barr, REV 9, The Rob Hornfeck Enterprise, ROTOSCOPE, Sev, the SPEAKS@ www.theSPEAKS.com , SPECTRE@ www.SPECTREBAND.COM , Spine, Sould, Voodoo Blue, Waking State, Welbilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Incubus, Linkin Park, Soulfly, Chevelle, House of Pain, Sum 41, Pete Yorn, James Brown, The Glenmont Popes, Alice in Chains, Dave Matthews, Stone Temple Pilots, Cast Iron Filter, Spacehog, Korn, Fu Manchu, P.O.D., Hank Williams III, Clutch, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pride & Glory, U2, Cake, LostProphets, Prong, Van Halen, Semisonic, Bloodhound Gang, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Saliva, Sneaker Pimps, Def Leppard, Blink 182, Soundgarden, Porno for Pyros, Living Colour, Guns and Roses, The Cult, The Crystal Method, System of a Down, The Police, Cheap Trick, Megadeth, Pearl Jam, Motley Crue, Anthrax, King Missile, Jane's Addiction, Outkast, Groove Armada, Radiohead, Cypress Hill, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Depswa, Corrosion of Conformity, Soul Hooligan, Ozzy, South, Oasis, Kittie, Black Label Society, Steve Miller, James, Tool, Frank Zappa, Nothingface, White Zombie, Snoop Dog, Bon Jovi, Papa Roach, Velvet Revolver, Metallica, The Reverend Horton Heat, Faith No More, A Perfect Circle, Sepultura, The Donnas, Powerman 5000, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Goo Goo Dolls, X-ecutioners, Type O Negative, 30 Seconds to Mars, Seal, 8 Stops 7, The Cure, Helmet, Audioslave, Elliot Smith, Billy Joel, Blur, Primus, Journey, Greenday, Spineshank, Deftones, Lit, Sevendust, Dave Navarro, Cracker, Eastcide, Duran Duran, Filter, Ice Cube, Kay's Choice, Machinehead, Mojo Nixon, Murphy's Law, Newfound Glory, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Joe Satriani, School of Fish, Trust Company, Weezer, Zakk Wylde, Poison, Offspring, H.I.M., Soil, Pride & Glory

Movies:


You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger,
strength, power, and determination as well as
passion and desire. You have seen the
Strength and Power of the Dark Side of the
Force and have you thirst for more of it.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Napoleon Dynamite, Jackass, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Adrenalin Crew, LVX and other stunt stuff. Faster, Dust to Glory, Step Into Liquid, On Any Sunday I & II - Dana Brown or Bruce Brown films.
You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?

Television:

Adult Swim, The Weather Channel (great for motorcyclists), Speed, MTV, Food Network, Pay per view UFC and MMA matches.

Lindsay Lohan's Coinslot


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Books:

My dog has a better attention span... seriously... how the hell am I going to finish a damn book?!?!?! A Twist of the Wrist I & II by Keith Code

Heroes:

Anyone who's chased their dreams and actually caught them. Mike "Mouse" McCoy, this dude named "Normal Bob Smith" because he invented Jesus Dressup!!!!!...And This Douche Nozzle ---- www.COINSLOT.org

My Blog

My New Babies.

Here's a couple links to some pics of my new babies.  Thanks to Ryan of Spectre (located in my top friends list) I officially have the loudest and best sounding stereo on my block.  They're ...
Posted by COINSLoT on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST

SHOTGUN!!!!!

     You know that Diamondback that was living under my hot tub?  The one I named "Maury" after famed talk show host Maury Povich?  Yeah, that one.  Glad to see you ...
Posted by COINSLoT on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:55:00 PST

My new pet.

Yeah, so I'm getting ready for this party last night at my house and I want to make sure that my hot tub has the correct PH and chemicals, etc. so i go outside and open the cover and do a test strip.&...
Posted by COINSLoT on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:33:00 PST

The way it SHOULD work...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a...
Posted by COINSLoT on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:50:00 PST

And this is how my mind (doesn't) work...

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a...
Posted by COINSLoT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST