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joel

i was the glue that kept my friends together, now they don't talk and we don't go out

About Me

"If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud"-UNKNOWNSOME COOL LYRICS"The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt""If you need me, I'm out and on the parkway, patient and waiting for headlights, dressed in a fashion that's fitting to the inconsistencies of my moods""Is this what you call tact? I swear you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back, so let's end this call, and end this conversation""So, we're talking forever and you almost feel better but, better's no excuse for tonight, you see, it's never bad enough to just leave or give up but, its never good enough to feel right"-TAKING BACK SUNDAY "I know that you're an angel, though you could never stay true. Hey angel, I think your halo has a screw loose""You're just jealous cause I'm young and in love. Your stomachs filled up but you're starved for conversation. You're spending all your nights growing old in your bed and your tearin up your photos cause you wanna forget...it's over""So, is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with. Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.""It's funny how your worst enemies always seem to turn out to be all of your best friend's best friends""You constantly make it impossible to make conversation. Keep us comatose but audible. And I like it the farther I get out.""Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget.""I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget. I am all you've ever wanted, what all the other boys all promised. Sorry i told. I just needed you to know.""I'm sinking like a stone in the sea. I'm burning like a bridge for your body.""So they say, they say in heaven there's no husbands and wives. On the day that I show up they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies and I cant use the telephone to tell you that I'm dead and gone. So you won't know""Well Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead? Cause this problem's gonna last more than the weekend.""I used to pray like God was listening. I used to make my parents proud. I was the glue that kept my friends together, now they don't talk and we don't go out."-BRAND NEW"And my heart left my chest so forgive me, as you leave to find that next something new, but I can't for the life of me remember when you change your words I love you to saying you don't know""While words evade me I'll wait to remember you and what you had meant to me could never be forgotten""It scares me to think, that you could find takers other than me and better than me.""Your face is so contagious, it wears announcements, it leaves me breathless, I won't forget this, I won't forget.""It’s like a pencil with erasers at both ends, I want it all but we’re dealing in percents, and these activities that you have engaged in, this is the politics of seeing you dance with him""Pardon me for saying so but you look more pitiful than I had ever imagined despite perfect fashion and your photographs depict you so differently I always thought you would be, some sort of match for me""Why should I take all the blame for my mistakes? You were there with every promise made to break. When did you become the one without regret? Kill me, burn me down, I swear I won't forget"-EMERYA LITTLE BIT ABOUT MEgirls confuse me i'm a night person my eyes change color with what i wear i love going to shows i'll play music til the day i die i wear slip on vans, or old school converses i'm allergic to everything i play guitar i have asthma i sing alot i like sneezing...best feeling ever i'm a trouble maker i love reading lyrics i love my ipod i'm immature i like to throw things i like drawing what makes or breaks a cd for me is how it sounds with headphones on i like meeting new people i'm short i like writing i have a lot of pet peeves i was in choir in high school i hate driving i love music i love road trips reese's peanut butter cups are so good hide 'n' seek rocks my socks i'm pretty sure i have a.d.d. and some form of o.c.d. yes, i really am how old i say i am (even though i look 16) i like showers i'm a charger fan i hope one day pogs come back i love the beach san diego is my favorite place ever i love stars i wear my sunglasses at night i want a pug someday, named otis i broke my thumb once i have one tattoo i hate when things aren't symmetrical i love my macbook i love photoshop i wear contacts...sometimes glasses i write poems i have three peircings: a lip ring on my left side, and my ears are stretched to 0g my friends rock i like debating i can't fall asleep with socks on my family is amazing i hate being ignorant i have a really short tongue i have a younger sister i pick my nose i drink a lot of water tatttoos are awesome i'm going to move to australia someday i hate folding clothes i dig piercings i have a crush on kat von d i love big cities i drive a jeep i have a facebook page i like checkered anything i had braces for almost 7 years i love taking pictures i will one day be almost completely tatted out i'm a myspace addict i like documentaries i move a lot band dvd's are frickin sweet i watch too much t.v. last.fm is amazing...check it out family guy cracks me up i like being random black and white photography is my favorite i'm an insomniac i like the sound of ceiling fans i have a lot of bad habits i bite my lip when i'm nervous/thinking/or when i'm really happy i like to thumb wrestle i hate folding my clothes i fall asleep with the t.v. on i say righteous a lot life is hard, but a beautiful thing i like vanilla pudding i like classical music i'm loud and obnoxious yellow is my favorite color my aim is reallybaldmonkey
 

My Interests

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME (if you didn't already read this in my about me section)girls confuse me i'm a night person my eyes change color with what i wear i love going to shows i'll play music til the day i die i wear slip on vans, or old school converses i'm allergic to everything i play guitar i have asthma i sing alot i like sneezing...best feeling ever i'm a trouble maker i love reading lyrics i love my ipod i'm immature i like to throw things i like drawing what makes or breaks a cd for me is how it sounds with headphones on i like meeting new people i'm short i like writing i have a lot of pet peeves i was in choir in high school i hate driving i love music i love road trips reese's peanut butter cups are so good hide 'n' seek rocks my socks i'm pretty sure i have a.d.d. and some form of o.c.d. yes, i really am how old i say i am (even though i look 16) i like showers i'm a charger fan i hope one day pogs come back i love the beach san diego is my favorite place ever i love stars i wear my sunglasses at night i want a pug someday, named otis i broke my thumb once i have one tattoo i hate when things aren't symmetrical i love my macbook i love photoshop i wear contacts...sometimes glasses i write poems i have three peircings: a lip ring on my left side, and my ears are stretched to 0g my friends rock i like debating i can't fall asleep with socks on my family is amazing i hate being ignorant i have a really short tongue i have a younger sister i pick my nose i drink a lot of water tatttoos are awesome i'm going to move to australia someday i hate folding clothes i dig piercings i have a crush on kat von d i love big cities i drive a jeep i have a facebook page i like checkered anything i had braces for almost 7 years i love taking pictures i will one day be almost completely tatted out i'm a myspace addict i like documentaries i move a lot band dvd's are frickin sweet i watch too much t.v. last.fm is amazing...check it out family guy cracks me up i like being random black and white photography is my favorite i'm an insomniac i like the sound of ceiling fans i have a lot of bad habits i bite my lip when i'm nervous/thinking/or when i'm really happy i like to thumb wrestle i hate folding my clothes i fall asleep with the t.v. on i say righteous a lot life is hard, but a beautiful thing i like vanilla pudding i like classical music i'm loud and obnoxious yellow is my favorite color my aim is reallybaldmonkey

I'd like to meet:

people who like music people who are pierced/tatted other musicians famous people funny people random people all my myspace homies just about anyonecheck out all my friends | look at my blog | leave me a comment

fav. bands are:
TAKING BACK SUNDAY
BRAND NEW
RADIOHEAD
EMERY

Music:

fav. bands:taking back sunday brand new radiohead emeryi also like:30 seconds to mars +44 50 cent a-ha aaron sprinkle the academy is... acdc ace of base ace troubleshooter afi afroman alkaline trio all star united all time low all-american rejects the almost amber pacific american hi-fi angels and airwaves aqua armor for sleep the ataris atreyu bach b.b. king the beach boys beastie boys the beatles beethoven the beldings ben harper billy idol billy talent biology the black maria bleach the bled blindside blink 182 bloc party the blood brothers the bloodhound gang bob dylan bobby mcferrin bouncing souls bowling for soup box car racer boys night out bright eyes buddy holly the cardigans the cars chevelle chingy chiodos chopin chuck berry circa survive coheed and cambria coldplay the color fred coolio copeland the cranberries ccr cursive damien rice dashboard confessional death cab for cutie deftones the dingees the doors dr. dre dredg the dresden dolls e-40 the early november elvis presley eminem fading out silence fall of troy fanmail fenix tx finch five iron frenzy the flaming lips foo fighters forgive durden from first to last frou frou the get up kids ghoti hook goldfinger the goo goo dolls green day gym class heroes halifax halo friendlies hangnail hawthorne heights hellogoodbye hidden in plain view the honorary title hoobastank horrorpops incubus iron and wine jack johnson jay-z jimmy eat world joan jett johnny cash journey joy electric juliette and the licks the killers lagwagon the legion of doom lfo lifehouse linkin park lit ludacris lyrics born marilyn manson the mars volta matchbook romance the matches me first and the gimme gimmies mest mewithoutyou michael jackson morrisey motion city soundtrack movin' on mozart muse mxpx my american heart my chemical romance my heart versus me new found glory nine inch nails no doubt nofx norma jean number one gun the o.c. supertones the offspring ok go one republic one sided outkast outspoken p.o.d. paramore pax217 perfect attendance pink floyd pistolita the pixies p.j. harvey plain white t's plankeye the postal service progress in color the promise ring queen queens of the stone age raffi rancid the receiving end of sirens the red hot chili peppers the red jumpsuit apparatus reggie and the full effect relient k rilo kiley rise against the rocket summer rufus wainwright run d.m.c. saosin savage garden saves the day saving monday say anything scary kids, scaring kids the scene aesthetic secondhand serenade senses fail sexy pants shawn mcdonald the shins shiny toy guns showbread sigur ros silverstein silversun pickups slick shoes the smiths the sneaker pimps snow patrol something corporate the spill canvas squad 5.0 the starting line a static lullaby the stills story of the year straylight run sublime sugar ray sugarcult sum 41 sunny day real estate system of a down tears for fears tears of envy tenacious d third eye blind this providence thom yorke three minutes from home thrice thursday tiger army tommy cox tsunami bomb tupac the turtles ub40 underoath the used vertical herizon the w's the warriors weezer weird al yankovic wheatus the white stripes the who yellowcard

Movies:

superbad ferngully mallrats dumb and dumber forrest gump super troopers karate kid surf ninjas the sandlot van wilder american pie garden state eternal sunshine of the spotless mind good burger the ringer clerks 1 and 2 every adam sandler movie every pauly shore movie ace ventura top gun the goonies knocked up saw 1, 2, and 3 se7en borat accepted heavy weights rookie of the year rocketman the warriors scream the jerk requiem for a dream office space robin hood (the disney version) peter pan (the disney version) hook wag the dog the incredible mr. limpet ransom a christmas story 3 ninjas the rocketeer slc punk donnie darko almost famous AND LIKE A BILLION OTHER MOVIES

Television:

nip/tuck miami ink l.a. ink inked the real world step by step fraggle rock little people, big world grounded for life the o.c. steven's untitled rock show

Books:

where's waldo? curious george

Heroes:

PAINTERS: salvador dali, norman rockwell SINGERS/SONGWRITERS: jesse lacey, adam lazzara, chino moreno, thom yorke ACTORS: morgan freeman, tom hanks, adam sandler, jim carrey COMEDIANS: nick swardson, demetri martin, jeff dunham, dane cook

My Blog

to all my friends

This Is A Suitable Valedictoryby The Scene AestheticWe'd like to say its over We'd like just to forget All of the words we've never said And all the actions we regret We'd like to send the message To ...
Posted by joel on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

stop these people

hey you guys...i'm not sure who will actually take the time to read all of this and/or reply...you may have heard of westboro baptist church...headed by a very evil lady by the name of shirley phelps-...
Posted by joel on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:20:00 PST

my music page...

hey you guys, i started a music page...it's basically going to be a page for me to upload demos and see what you guys thinki'm currently working on a band with my good friend brent, but in the meantim...
Posted by joel on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

my new nickname is...

DANGER JOELhaha, thank you caitlin, best nickname evergo to caitlin and joe's profile and ask whyit's a great story...involves little black men, coheed and cambria, getting drunk, taco bell dumpster's...
Posted by joel on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:49:00 PST

i forgot how much i love this band...

PLANKEYEGoodbye Lyricsit's difficult to say goodbye after only one lifethe rain will fall down replenishing all of our broken dreamsand this burning tree that's withering will bloom againwould you bel...
Posted by joel on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:22:00 PST

my 21st year in a nutshell

Oct.i turned 21, met a girl, started dating her, sister's bdayNov. thanksgiving in bend, scariest drive of my lifeDec. christmas, got my macbook, went to vegas for the first time, dad's bday, my frien...
Posted by joel on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

"Three sleepless nights, this isn’t how it’s supposed to be..."

i can't sleep...who knows why? is it because i'm too tired? is it because my mind is racing a million miles an hour? is it because i got a lot of sleep last night and earlier tonight? is it because i ...
Posted by joel on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:55:00 PST

LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS

so here's the deal...a friend and i have already started a band and we are in need of some musicians...more specifically a second guitarist and a drummermust:have his/her own equipment (reliable equip...
Posted by joel on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:16:00 PST

what makes me smile :)

in no particular order:MY FAMILYMY FRIENDSMUSICMY GUITARSINGING IN THE SHOWERTALKING ON THE PHONETEXTINGFUNNY JOKESGOOD COMEDIANSMOVIESMY NEICE HAILEYDUMB REALITY SHOWSMY MACBOOKGARAGEBANDTAKING PICTU...
Posted by joel on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:42:00 PST

Playing With Fire

Pardon me for saying so but you look more pitifulThan I had ever imaginedDespite perfect fashionAnd your photographs depict you so differentlyI always thought you would be, some sort of match for meSo...
Posted by joel on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:52:00 PST