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Knowledgeable Hasbeen

by your good book standards i've sinned like a champion

About Me

"You are gunna be the Tim Kasher of Ukiah you realize this" ~Tony Moshenelli

"God, I hope so" ~Me

"As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention" ~Elphaba

I'm a train wreck

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you know what they say about fighting over the internet??
it's like the special Olympics
even if you win...
You're still retarted!

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Music:

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

~High Fidelity

My Blog

sarah’s game

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do ...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a kind...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

change will do me good?....

weird.I quit smoking completely and cut back on my drinking significantly.  all by kinda accident.  Well, not really accident, but I just haven't felt like it......am I coming down with some...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

Happy Shitbaggrits Day

What It Means To Be Irish 1) You will never play professional basketball.2) You swear very well.3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeralhome owner or holds political offi...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

tim kasher is my hero.

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Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

the other chick...

We all know the "other" chick.  The one who doesn't do the committed guy thing.  Any committed guy.  The one who goes for guys who will never be there, who are in a relationship al...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

oh I am so white trash!

Which drunk are you?You're white trash kinda drunkYou hang out in the backyard of the trailer with buddies listening to Ratt all night and that cheap beer is gettin to ya, that's what life is all abou...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:01:00 PST

21 reasons why star wars is better than the titanic...

1) Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. 2) Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. 3) Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. 4) Leia is a princess, a senat...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:05:00 PST

Stitch

"Stitch" by Aaron CometbusIt's one more party in in one more unfamiliar town on my cross-country road trip. Her name is Stephanie, but she says to call her Stitch. Stitch in time. Keep you in stitche...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Punk Rock Love

PUNK ROCK LOVE is... Punk rock love is fucking behind the dumpster down the street from the show.  Fucking in the shower at the hotel carlton.  Making out in the recycling bin.  Looking...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know you grew up in the 80s if....

YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's or early 90's IF-1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word"PSYCHE ".2. You watched the Pound Puppies.3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair "4. You...
Posted by Knowledgeable Hasbeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST