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Hubris

Barring the natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

About Me


Hello. My name is Kevin, also known as Koby, Kevin Beasty, Keviho, Craby, Lord Pinkfeet, Kevy Wevy, Martha Stewart, and Pubeface (thank you Cody). I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. Or, at least I was when I was a baby. Now I have grown into the hideous nuclear mole you'd see before you if you were looking at me. But you aren't looking at me. Count yourself lucky.
I have always had a thirst for books since I was a young child and once went a whole month without eating anything else, but then my Mom took away my blender. So now I read my books. I have many. They sparkle and shine and have pages of pure paper. I also collect things. Coins, buttons, stamps, comics, stickers, lint, nothing escapes my passion for stuff having. Don't get me wrong, I don't hold junk especially valuable. I only collect things because I don't want you to have them.
Animals don't do much for me. I have one cat. And he does very little for me. He is a freeloading squatter. I much prefer computers to pets. Nature in it's natural form is very soothing for me but when the world aside from crowded civilization is transplanted into city limits you are ended up with my cat: genetically capable of being a fierce predator but forced by circumstance to lie around all day and eat my cat food.
This is him, the lazy mutant:

Also, while I'm pouring my entrails out, I am deeply in lust with the ocean. I live not so far away from the pacific and every time I see the water it gets harder to head back inland. After 20 years of visiting once or twice a year you can imagine it is very difficult to come home from the beach these days. It surprised me, but the beaches here in rainy Coos Bay are as nice, if not nicer than those in Mendocino. Although, I find I enjoy them much less without all my Ukiah pals here with me. And, as of June 2006 I am employed at Subway, making sammiches of pure joy(with bread also... and pickles. NO TOMATOES!) for the people of this quaint coastal town. And ya know, it ain't bad.

My Interests

anime, being slapped, celtic music, chicken, invader zim, jhonen vasquez, lice, rubber chickens, women, books, computers, possum bones, mutant thumb-cats, dead rabbits (RIP), magic, occultism, conjuration, rain clouds, towels, chaos

I'd like to meet:

People with legs maybe... or the other kind too. You know, without legs. Oh, and these guys too for they make me to smile and for mine heart to be happy.

Music:


Alanis Morissette, Arrogant Worms, Barenaked Ladies, Celtic stuff, Collective Soul, Cranberries, Eve6, Marcy Playground, Matchbox 20, Phish, Smashmouth, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al

Movies:

idle hands, donnie darko, star wars, uhf, american pie movies, willow, kevin smith movies, the gamers, Erik the Viking, trey parker films(Cannibal the Musical!)

Television:

Northern Exposure, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Smallville, Stargate, Farscape, Star trek, Invader Zim, Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken and a butload more for sure.

Books:

Douglas Adams, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Piers Anthony, Dean Koontz, Terry Goodkind, J.K. Rowling, Neil Gaiman, K.A. Applegate, Fantasy, Mysteries, Sci Fi, any and all reference books on every subject available to fill me head meats.


If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

Heroes:

Joss Whedon's my hero!
Oh, and Tucker Max. That guy is fuckin' great!
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, parties, and just having a good time! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!

My Blog

the big questions (taken from my myspace pal Jen)

This is an excerpt of 23 questions proposed by Chuck Klosterman in his pop-culture manifesto, "Sex, Drugs and Coacoa Puffs".  Answer them all or I will club a baby seal. 1. You meet the perfect p...
Posted by Hubris on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:50:00 PST

high praise

last night my friend Jen told me I was like a walking, talking, pot smoking version of Mystery Science Theatre :D
Posted by Hubris on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

It's a good thing I watch lots and lots of Simpsons

I got a part in a play here at my college.  it isn't a big role, but the dude has an Indian (dot on forehead, not casino) accentall i have to go by is Apu :)
Posted by Hubris on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

HURRAY! NEW CAR!

I got a new car!WoOT!it's a 2005 chevy Aveoit was, like, 10,000 $.  I got 700 bucks for my piece of crap Plymouth.  :)that lil old car was fun, and it was my first car so of course I miss it...
Posted by Hubris on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST

I love it when Halloween doesn't suck :)

so this morning I got up at 10ish and threw together a costume (shout out a thanks to my dad for lettin me use his cool hat).  it wasn't too fancy a costume, just black dockers, a black button-do...
Posted by Hubris on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

I'm less of a man than I was, but more than I plan to be

So after dieting with Weight Watchers since June, I've finally reached the 20 lb mark.  I'm still quite large, but I figure I had about 80 pounds to loose and as of today I am 1/4 of the way ther...
Posted by Hubris on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

Christmas a humbug?

So I tried out for Christmas Carol yesterday.  I got the part of young Scrooge and nephew Fred.  So that's cool. It's been a while since I was in a play....
Posted by Hubris on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:35:00 PST

Hurray strippers!

My dad was gonna take me drinking tonight to help me relax after a tough week, but our usual place was packed and full of smoke.  So he took me to the strip club.  We have one in town, but w...
Posted by Hubris on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

A peek behind the curtain

Today I was called pretentious.  A pretentious asshole, to be precise.  Its not the first time pretentious has been used to describe me.  Actually, my many critics must have access...
Posted by Hubris on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST

I'm as hammered as a three-legged kangaroo caught in a cave-in... under a piano.. with vodka

my dad and brother came by my work tonight and waited til i got off we went to a bar i am so very not sober right now   but it was fun, is what i'm trying to say   weeeee...
Posted by Hubris on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST