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Kobras and Kamels

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About Me

Fuck You!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh Failure
Birthday: July 16, 1983
Birthplace: Roseville, CA
Current Location: U-town
Eye Color: Ugly
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty's all the way
Your Heritage: Norweighanao
The Shoes You Wore Today: Champions
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: ????
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't care
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My band to put out an E.P
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hella Rad!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I Need a cigarette
Your Best Physical Feature: Good luck
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Molly Jane..
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: FUCK YOU!!!
Do you Swear: No.
Do you Sing: Why do you care?!?
Do you Shower Daily: I TRY
Have you Been in Love: LOVE SUCKS.., but yeah.
Do you want to go to College: hmm.. Nah
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: I have, and I know I will again
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOT really
Do you think you are Attractive: N.A
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my dad more than anything..Not so much my mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck Yeah!!
Do you play an Instrument: Music for pussy's
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You tell me, (if you know me)
In the past month have you Smoked: What kinda stupid question is that
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Derr
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No?!? I don't Think I have ever been on a real date..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Dunno
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, a couple of times..
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, My ass got dumped..
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, a few times actually!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe
Ever been Drunk: Naw man, never..
Ever been called a Tease: A couple of times
Ever been Beaten up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: uh-huh
How do you want to Die: Slow and painful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Fuckin' Rockstar Baby!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: it depends
Height: shorter than me
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: It doesn't even really matter to me..
Number of Drugs I have taken: ??lost count..
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: One
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fuck the past, I live for tommorow!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Beatin up batches

I'd like to meet:

Your Mother.

Music:

I HATE music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Don't have cable.

Books:

hmm... Never heard of it

Heroes:

Rick James Bitch!!Show me them titties!!!!!

My Blog

What do I Have To Do...

What would I have to do to get you to look at me. What would I have to do just to get you to reliaze I exists.. What Would I have to lose if i told you who I really am.. What would you do if I ever To...
Posted by Kobras and Kamels on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:33:00 PST

check it out kids...

am i.. - am i cute? - am i crazy? - am i lovable? - am i funny? - am i annoying? - am i psycho? - am i daring? - am i a good person? would you.. - would you hug me? - would you miss me if i was gone? ...
Posted by Kobras and Kamels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this one is actually short...

1. Give me your number?2. Have sex with me?3. Let me kiss you?4. Watch a movie with me?5. Let me take you out to dinner?6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?7. Take a shower with me?8. Be my bf/gf?9. Have a...
Posted by Kobras and Kamels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ME??

50 QUESTIONS{take out my answers put your own and repost}1. Your name spelled backwards:HSOJ2. Where were your parents born?DAD-UTAH, MOM-PETALUMA3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your com...
Posted by Kobras and Kamels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlfriend ap..... I can't believe I am doing this, I am that bored. So do it!!

Girlfriend ap. . . I cant believe Im doing this.. but I am that bored.. so do it!! Name:Sex:Age:Location:Birthday/zodiac sign?Favorite food?Least Favorite food?Can you cook?Favorite color?How w...
Posted by Kobras and Kamels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST