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Jake

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About Me

There are words that I love (e.g. intelligencer, dastardly, sleuth), and there are words that I hate (e.g. frothy, nurture, wallow).Demand no more biography of me.Which Battlestar Galactica Character Are You?

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My Interests

The Silver Screen, Panels and Gutters, Prose and Poetry, Dulcet Notes and Rhythms, All Arts Martial, Sinking the 9 on the Break, "Base--a Certain Game of Ball," Racqueteering, Duels with Blades, Professional Thievery, Quickdraw Showdowns in Dusty Streets, Breaking the Bank at Chemin de fer, Resourceful Zombie-Killing, Crafting the Doom of Others, and any other pursuits from which can be derived epics of eloquence and justice. And Backgammon.

I'd like to meet:

Good storytellers, and true characters. Preferably both whenever possible.

Music:

(A sampling) Bob Dylan, Neko Case, Johnny Cash, Explosions in the Sky, David Arnold, The Band, The Beatles, Roy Budd, Cat Power, Sam Cooke, Miles Davis, Echo and the Bunnymen, Hem, Joe Hisaishi, Iron and Wine, Jenny Lewis and The Watson Twins, Thelonious Monk, Ennio Morricone, Willie Nelson, The New Pornographers, Beth Orton, Frank Sinatra, Tilly and the Wall, The Who, Yo La Tengo

Movies:

(Top 25) Rififi, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Seven Samurai, Casino Royale ('06), The Third Man, A Man Escaped, Grand Illusion, Record of a Tenement Gentleman, The Thin Red Line, Sansho the Bailiff, The Twilight Samurai, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Hustler, Le Samouraï, Blade Runner, Letter from an Unknown Woman, Croupier, Once Upon a Time in the West, Dr. Strangelove, Chinatown, Exiled, There Will Be Blood, The Big Lebowski, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Heat

Television:

Battlestar Galactica ('03), Firefly, The Sandbaggers, Bablyon 5, Batman: The Animated Series, Benson, Brotherhood, Californication, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Deadwood, Dexter, Freaks and Geeks, Heroes, House M.D., Night Court, Rome, Sledge Hammer!, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, This American Life, Twitch City, Veronica Mars, The West Wing

Books:

Ian Fleming, Dashiell Hammett, Nick Bantock, Andre Bazin, William Blake, David Bordwell, Ed Brubaker, Michael Chabon, Darwyn Cooke, John Donne, Arthur Conan Doyle, Will Eisner, Warren Ellis, James Ellroy, Federico Garcia-Lorca, Aldous Huxley, Geoff Johns, Jack Kirby, Brad Meltzer, William Shakespeare, Greg Rucka, Richard Stark, Jim Thompson, Matt Wagner, William Wordsworth

Heroes:

I enjoy watching it, but it's no BSG.

My Blog

SCATTERSHOT

Well, I tried to post this blog last night, but just as I submitted it, MySpace informed me that blogs had been shut down for routine maintenance.  Lucky for me I was able to salvage most of what...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

YO, SPIKE! I GOT THE MICS!

I hope all you Mott's fans appreciate my subject heading. It's that time again, boys and girls.  Non dormio, ergo blogeo.  At least, that's how I think the Romans would have said it. So, as ...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:06:00 PST

PERILS OF A CONSCIENTIOUS FILMGOER

A short entry of little consequence this evening, and merely a question to start. Can someone please tell me why I continue to watch post-1967 Godard?  Please? Seriously.  Please? Oh, nearly...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:27:00 PST

THESE ARE THE CHOICES WE MAKE.

Staggering is the amount of stupid comments that pass through my ears sometimes.  Sentences that all of us have heard and yet can scarcely imagine possible. Be they jokes or in earnest, I find th...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:17:00 PST

SPACE STATIONS, STOLEN BASES, &...TACOS??!!

My faith in the benign absurdity of the universe has been restored as of today, for I never thought I'd see a repeat performance of what I have dubbed, "The Taco Moment." To explain. In 2001, when the...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

PATROLLING DOOM...IN MY OWN MIND!!!!

Good evening, good people. For those of you just joining in, I have just finished reading some more issues of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol, and I am now convinced--more than ever--that I have lost my ...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?

I read yesterday that Lois Maxwell died. My favorite Moneypenny moments from the films are as follows: Dr. No--when she's first introduced, and she and a tuxedo-ed Bond (Connery) are faux dancing in h...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

MISTER MIRACLE WRITER

For all that Jack Kirby gave us artistically (and how well it's recognized), I tend to forget sometimes how snappy his dialogue was. I compose this brief entry now: a) because I'm tired and can't...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

AN EPIDEMIC OF CLASSICKNESS

I've been without my iPod for almost a month, which has put considerable strain on my, you know, easy-going nature.  It crapped out a while back, and without going into the gritty details, I fina...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

NO, MR. FRIEND, I EXPECT YOU TO READ!

Several conversations I've had in the past few months (as well as a list from EW almost a year old) inspired this list with capsule review accompaniment.  I decided to watch all of the Bond film...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:39:00 PST