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The Crab Louse

Fuck them before they fuck you

About Me

The Crab Louse is a local zine dedicated to exposing humorous truths about prostitution. The creators of The Crab Louse head a local organization named Pop Pop Prostitutes (bang, bang). PPP's motto is "Fuck them before they fuck you." Most of Stocktons prostitutes inhabit a street in stockton, Wilson Way. PPP's first misson is to " Wipe away wilson way." Our organization is popular among the ho's, as we consider ourselves " Slut friendly." Keep your friends close and your enemys closer! Whores love our zine and contribute by giving interviews, etcetera. They (street whores) agree to participate in our focus groups, for what they might charge for a good 'ol suckie suckie(more on this later)and sometimes for a line of coke. Hey, we know how to bribe a ho ! (more on this too! we'll keep you posted)

My Interests

For observation purposes only: cocaine,white wolf vodka (and whatever booze we can get our hands on), herion, crack, meth (g-g-gooooooo stockton!), carlos rossi, walking,shoe and clothing shopping, meeting new strangers, late night strolls, long walks on wilson way, going to new hotels, motels (whatever works),sometimes back seats, depending on the mood, THE club, and most of all we like suprises!rating hotels, slobbering drunks, fat assholes, gay boiyees, anyone in attendance at a bachelor party,men who like women, sex addicts, guns, busting ho's in all area codes.and most of all we like suprises! Dislikes: We don't want no pimps, a pimp can't get no love from us. hanging on the passenger side of his best friends ride trying to holler at us.

I'd like to meet:

We would like to meet: Men or Women who are interested in having a good time! You know...risk takers.immoral rejects. dateless losers. people with/without a sense of humor. Cross eyed puking alien broads. Sluts. Girls with no/low self esteem. Codependant girls. Easily misled preteens. Big titted dumbass bitches. Fly hoes. sluts. Girls with no morals, no standards, and no values. Cum swallowing moms. Dirty ass fuckin' whores. Raunchy bull dykes. Deep throat sluts. Chicks that fart. Chicks with stained panties. Girls with no teeth. Sluts. Babes with dinner plate nipples. Bitches with prison tattoos.Puking broads. Hairy chicks with hairy fuckin' tits. Chicks with dreadded asshair. Babes that smell like a dumpster. Spit swapping twins. Easy fuckin' whores. Big booty hoes. Nasty hoodrats. Trannies with a badonkadonk ass and tits to their knees. Sluts that don't wear underwear. Girls with hot ass pubes. Whores crawling with diseases. Chicks with swamp ass. Bitches with dirty grundles. Retarded hookers with wooden legs. Drooling cross-eyed bitches. Chicks that can't read worth a shit. Broads that dig anal fisting. snaggle toothed online man ho's.Girls that wanna get fucked in the ear. Pro rim jobbers. Dump eaters. Trannie grandmas with no hair. Pregnant drug addicts. Sluts. Ass sniffers. Cracked out whores. Slutty dick whistlers. Ground beef pussies. Girls with crusty, stinky outties. Whores with nasty breath. Broads with veiny tits and lumpy asses. Girls with balls. Smegma guzzling whores. Adult females with umbilical cords. Bitches with smelly vaginitis. Gals with milky vaginal secretions. Women that cum in mouth. Girls with unibrows and earwax. Sluts with stank boobs. Lactating soccer mom sluts. Sperm slerpers. Semen sippers. Taint ticklers. Snot suckers. Broads that eat their own puke. Ass to mouth teens. Mud-butt sluts.

Music:

The song 'Fancy' by the one and only REBA, lords of acid.

Movies:


my frazy music , movies and books !

Television:

Miami vice,L.A. confidential, cops, the swan, ricki lake, jerry springer, law and order, just about any crime or makeover show. We like the shows where the average looking guy with bleeched teeth gets to choose between the beautiful women because he has a whole lotta money, we like anything that reminds us of your rewarding jobs!

Books:

Books... The magazine 'Ho Time' is a good one. Where the wild things are. Various planned parenthood pamphlets.

Heroes:

Julia roberts?

My Blog

DOS AND DONTS

   DO:  Know that sometimes ten dollars means you'll get just five  DON'T:  Ask for more than what you were offered when it's over, the answer is no , and it is degradin...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:13:00 PST

What does a ho know?

12 things NOT to say to a ho... Current mood: curious   Twelve things to never ask a ho.   1. Do you offer a senior discount? 2. Have you had all of you shots? 3. Can i get a refund? 4. Y...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:48:00 PST

Pop Pop Art

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Posted by The Crab Louse on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Blame Bush.

 Blame bush. You may have wondered if Stockton's population has increased. We at the crab louse have questioned this too, while sitting in traffic on Wilson way, or while waiting in a long l...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

Get a grip, loose that pimp.

You pimp was your first friend in the business, we know. He has been your sole provider for clients, without him you worry that you might loose clientele, that you won't be able to work independently...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:04:00 PST

not-so Foxy Boxing

"Lovers Make Good Fighters"      Recently, a trend has developed where local boxing promoters turn to hookers to fill female fight cards.      "They're tough...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

this month's whore-o-scopes

Gemini when competion with a work rivial heats up, fight fair. be the bigger person.get a friends two sense before hooking up with a new dude near the 20th, if you are not seeing clearly. on the 20th...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:03:00 PST

This summer's recommended readings (skip this one if you're illiterate)

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Posted by The Crab Louse on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

yearbook predictions

    whore one (top), was voted by her graduating class, " most likely to wind up a hooker on herion."   hooker two (bottom) , was voted by her graduating class, "most likel...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:01:00 PST

why reba rocks... voted winner of best song ever

     Fancy  (bobbie gentry)I remember it all very well looking backIt was the summer I turned eighteenWe lived in a one room, rundown shackOn the outskirts of new orleans...
Posted by The Crab Louse on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST