Balizm

Hello people!
So, Its March 2007, I’ve had my MySpace since June 2006 & its only now that I plan on filling this :| Needless to say, sloth is one of the few things I excel at, followed by severe shyness & utter awkwardness. I’m sarcastic, bitter and I rant, but in actuality, I’m nice….or at least until you piss me off. I am easily offended, but that’s okay, I’m very easy to please as well =) I have a love-hate relationship with everything & everyone. I'm random & moody..
I’m a recovering shopaholic(Leave me alone in a store, and we have a problem), a total foodie(Can’t cook. Can’t even boil water correctly), and known as the “artsy-kind” or the “art-whore” (I LOATHE labels, but whatever). I enjoy singing, but I couldn’t sing a note in tune even if my life depended on it, however, my shower thinks otherwise. I’m passionate about writing, photography and music. Okay, honestly, I tried my best, but I really don’t know what to say about myself, unlike most of you self obsessed MySpacers, who have the unique ability to go on & on & on about yourselves, so instead of trying to write stuff about myself, I’ll just quote my incredibly intelligent, freakishly hot and brutally honest friends(and some random people)!
”You have the innocent curiosity of a child and the morbid sense of humour of a sadistic adult.” Bobby/Barely Hairy Feminist (Aspiring optometrist)
”You’re loaded with personality!” Sandy/Indie.Hjarta (Web-designer)
" Shourya, don't get on me like this. You don't have any self esteem and don't pretend like you do." Bobby/Eurasian Invasion (Student/Aspiring Optometrist)
"You're delusional. Out of touch with reality" Chelsea/Shelse (Student)
”God! You’re sick!” Jenny/A Little Too Perfect (Web-hostess)
”You’re a psycho!” Rudy/Rudy (Actor)
”Frenchie(Me) is hysterical!” Sandy/Indie.Hjarta (Web-designer)
”Hell hath no fury like Shourya(Me) scorned!” Arpita/- (Student/My soul mate)
”You ARE touchy. No doubt about that.” Gabriele/Gabriele (Singer/Songwriter/Photographer/Actor)
”You’re so photogenic!” Sandy/Indie.Hjarta (Web-designer)
”You’re funny…and cute!” Alisha/Alisha (Singer/Songwriter)
”Don’t be silly! Of course you’re special!” Nicky Alrica/ Nicky Alrica (Singer/Songwriter)
”A bit too moody.” Gaurav/- (Event Manager)
”You’re a sweetie Shourya(Me)” Carina/Carina (Nurse)
”Shourya, all of my myspace friends are like family, well the white ones. You're more like a valued family servant..” Bobby/Barely Hairy Feminist (Aspiring optometrist)
"You're nasty. You're a NastyGirl." Gabriele/Gabriele (Singer/Songwriter/Photographer/Actor)
”You’re funny!” Nicky Alrica/Nicky Alrica (Singer/Songwriter)
”But your smartass qualities are what I like about you!” Bobby/Barely Hairy Feminist (Aspiring optometrist)
“You’re way cuter than her!” Sandy/Indie.Hjarta (Web-designer)
”You user-abuser-loser-junkie-whore” Bobby/Barely Hairy Feminist (Aspiring optometrist)
”When you're a big label owner, you can totally say you discovered me…because I don't know if I would have kept up the motivation if it weren't for you..” Nicky Alrica/Nicky Alrica (Singer/Songwriter)
"You're one crazy dude" Joe/IdolsMusic
"Shourya is one crazy mo-fo" David/David (Web-designer)
"Isnt it funny, that someone who you've never met & who lives halfway across the world can change your life" Nicky Alrica/Nicky Alrica (Singer/Songwriter)
"Frenchie(Me) is foxy the way he is" Sandy/Indie.Hjarta (Web-designer)
"You're the kind of person, who can bring anyone out of a funk!" Chelsea/Shelse (Student)
"You scare me. I'm scared of the person behind the sweet face." Gabriele/Gabriele (Singer/Songwriter/Photographer/Actor)
"You make me smile!" Chelsea/Shelse (Student)
"YOU SADISTIC BITCH YOU!" Arpita/Arpita (Student)
As you all can see, that I am totally hilarious. I can possibly be one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. The proof is in the paper! ;) I'm smart(minus the ass part), I can be sweet(at times), I'm moody(which makes me extremely exciting)....
AND I'm STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARDS BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!!