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Yakuza Funk Patrol!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm among the most nerdy people you will ever meet, and I'm okay with that. I like to believe that I have a more adventurous lifestyle than your average Dungeon Master. I write twisted stories that I hope to one day sell for food. Tattoos are a love of mine. Wandering aimlessly around the city is my usual solution for a boring night. I'm a producer for Columbia's on Frequency TV. And I absolutely positively love rugby. I hope these things give you a more three-dimensional view of my personality. However, if these truths do not suffice, this is my mantra/perspective. Courage is not the absence of fear; but rather having the fear, and facing it anyway.

My Interests

Comedy, Writing, TV, Comic Books, Sports, Improv, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Art, Napping, Drum Music, Literature, The Victorian Era, Very Fat Cats, Bubble Wrap, Padded Walls, Kinkos, The feeling of new haircuts, and giggling.

I'd like to meet:

I like people who make me laugh. The quickest way to my heart is through my laughter. Maybe I'll make you laugh as well. That'd be ideal. I jive well with goofy, open-minded people, who have a good head on their shoulders. A crass sense of humor with a dash of geek is preferred, for there is a language involved. I fawn over those who respect the art behind a finely crafted dead baby joke. That's right I said it!

Music:

Incubus, Imogen Heap, The Vines, Cobra Starship, Bond, The Gorillaz, The Dresden Dolls, Billie Holiday, Rilo Kiley, Jem, Frou Frou, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Garbage, Wilco, Eve 6, Jason Mraz, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Korn, Neutral Milk Hotel, Robbie Williams, Mary J. Blige, Curve, Coheed & Cambria, Black Eyed Peas, Cartel

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Star Wars, The Never Ending Story, Battle Royale, Girl Interrupted, Serendipity, Sin City, Rent, Best In Show, I Heart Huckabees, Empire Records, Closer, Kill Bill, White Oleander, Where The Heart Is, The Devil Wears Prada, Orange County, The Rules of Attraction, 28 Days, Gangs of New York, Jesus Camp, Hot Fuzz, Hairspray, Wonder Boys, Hard Candy,

Television:

30 Rock, Heroes, Dexter, Arrested Development, Scrubs, South Park, Firefly, Mad TV, Daria, The Simpsons (Old School), Family Guy, Buffy, Angel, Crossing Jordan, Full-Metal Alchemist, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Wild Discovery, Animal Planet's The Most Extreme, Man vs. Wild, Blue Planet, The Closer, The Daily Show, Are You Being Served, Absolutely Fabulous, The X-Files, Greys Anatomy,

Books:

Batman, X-Men, Kabuki, Young Avengers, The Runaways, New Avengers, City of Saints and Madman, Harry Potter, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Tao of Pooh, Battle Royale, Fahrenheit 451, Barrel Fever, The Burn Journals, Brave New World, 1984, Me Talk Pretty One Day, His Dark Materials, The Art of Living Dangerously, The Alchemist,

Heroes:

Oscar Wilde. "Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow."