Let's play catch, I'll throw the shade. Ya'll girls can't take my lemonade. I'll gag you just for gagging's sake. I'll serve you just to serve. I'm a flower, you're a seed--TAUGHT YOU BITCHES HOW TO READ. Still don't get what I say? I'll give it to you new way. Didn't get it? Never fails. Give it to that bitch in braille.
Evil looks good on me. I write raunchy poetry, my first hit will be Cleaver To My Clit. I think brief style underwear looks good on me. I believe in the good of people. I find the word "faggot" hilarious. I love who I am. I almost never lie.
"First time I did CPR was on a dead broad. It was like she was sleeping--like she took a nap. Bitch didn't control her diabetes." -Ben Trupin
Yo, check me out. My name is Daniel, and here's how I do: I got nonstop hotness, hardcore learning disabilities, constant horniness, and I'm rockin' one leg. Whoo! Yeah! All I want is some medicine for my ringworm, and a cool-ass face tattoo. What-what?!
Our mission is clear. FEBO: specializing in the design, development, and implementation of nonfunctional solutions using outmoded techniques and dysfunctional paradigms.
First, let's make something clear. Not all yarn is YARN. When we say YARN, we're talking about the thick cotton kind that girls did their pigtails and braids with some decades back. Among those girls were many gymnasts of the KOMMIE era, when gymnastics was a beautiful thing to behold, and chucking was what you did with your food before the meet, and not what you did with your saltos during the meet. We glorify YARN because it represents much of the beauty that today's gymnastics has lost. For some of us, the YARN also represents a time when our knowledge of gym was as yet unspoiled by all the behind-the-scenes crap - it was simply beautiful and worth loving.
I chew on paper. I love words. I only write haiku. I'm in a performance group called Jesus^2, look for our website soon. I sweat a lot. I'm trying to teach myself to write with my feet because I'm scared of losing the mobility of my arms.
"I cannot go out without something for my eyes, because someone might throw chemicals in my face."--Karl Lagerfeld
"Every guy in a pink shirt should be considered straight until they open their mouth and JUDY GARLAND falls out..."
--Abomb
"Danny Kaye. You know, a lot people they become big stars, but then they're afraid to ask you to shit on them. Not Danny, he stayed real."
--Evie Harris
"Lil' Kim got my sandwich!"
"You know her shit heats up on command and shrinks to fit. She has PUSSY THREE-POINT-OH."
--Darren
"She has Pussy Vista."
--ME
"He should do a fourth step. The Cylons too. They have major resentment issues."
--Darren
