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Erik

sailing this ship right to the bottom

About Me

depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous

My Interests

drinking,working,complaining,depression and avoiding all meaningful social interactions.

I'd like to meet:

white women to put babies in

Music:

hate all of it

Movies:

ive seen a couple of these

Television:

i have one of these

Books:

no thanks

My Blog

things i think about

walking to work, riding your bike or taking the bus in Milwaukee makes you a good person walking to work, riding your bike or taking the bus in Kenosha or twin lakes means you lost your license campin...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

I have Mono

I just got back from the emergency room. If i have made out with you in the last 2 weeks or so I would like to apologize. Hope you arent busy for the next 3 weeks.
Posted by Erik on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

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taking a day off of drinking did not go soo well today.  dam gallery night. im going to start writing a blog everyday. its going to be super awesome fun awesome happy neat and everyone is going t...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

untitled 2

In three years, I am hired by anad agency for a lot of money to write copy...                      &n...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

untitled

First, I am born. Then the trouble begins.                      At age five,I fantasize that I'm an orphan...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

Little Black Train

There's a little black train a cominSet your business rightThere's a little black train a cominAnd it may be here tonight Go tell that ball room ladyAll dressed in the worldly prideThat death's dark t...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST

tracking a relationship through bank statements

Yay...another insightful blog from Erik. This is very much exciting for everyone. Just a couple things I want to quickly touch base on.-my moustache is looking really good. I believe this has to do ...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

a day in the life of me

i wake up and wash my hands, then i eat a piece of toast and wash my hands, then i wash my hands again. then i go to work and when i get to work i wash my hands then i sit down and touch a pen so i ha...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:37:00 PST

The drinking wagon

i keep falling off and getting on it again....this shows my determination and stick-to-it-tiveness.....yes...i have been drinking too much again
Posted by Erik on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST

best steak ive ever had

Duuuuuuuuude....Joeys on Jackson/Pleasant. I made moaning sounds and said something about punching everybody in the face and orally pleasuring the cook....the best raw steak ever.  i could n...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:16:00 PST