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bryan j

About Me

Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy." The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it." The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go fuck the cat."

...for the first time since the 1930s a majority of Americans are in favor of taxing the rich—heavily, if necessary—to redistribute income. But that doesn't mean they want to kill them....
 

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A lady with competent avocado management skills. My avocados must always be ready to eat when I wish to eat them.

My Blog

So your world is collapsing around you....

What is it like to lose the ability to pay for stuff?No more money.  Government dried up, home is gone, job got shipped overseas just for the hell of it...Tent cities....in The United States?  Interes...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 20:42:00 GMT

the poor loser revolution

there is talk of revolution these days.  oklahoma and texas, afriad of the darkie running things in d.c..  seriously.  this is racism.  and sore losership.  would texas leave when bush was president? ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 15:55:00 GMT

you dont ride a horse

thousands, if not millions, of people contribute to your life every day.  the guy who laid the power lines that power your alarm clock, made and delivered by a total of 14 people, only 6 of whom live ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:37:00 GMT

the third life crisis

thats what it was.  had to get my ducks in a row.  turns out, i am more than half way to where i want to be.  my challenges are the same as everybody.  going to school is not a challenge in that way t...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:31:00 GMT

a couple few things you should know

you dont know what you dont know.  people watching + internet background checks = total strangers can know all kinds of things about you and you will have no idea.  information is the devil.  the devi...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:53:00 GMT

the bulls are gonna be good next year

ben gordon or kirk hinrich will be gone.  we will probably draft a shooting guard or a power forward.  i expect us to keep brad miller and john salmons.  tim thomas is in an expiring year, i believe. ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:44:00 GMT

Mr. T

I started school this week.  Or I should say my first class is this week.  I had orientation last Wednesday.  I know someone in my class from a previous life...i.e.  an old coworker is in my class.I w...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:47:00 GMT

when somebody you work with gets laid off...

yeah.  what can you do?  what happens when everybody gets laid off?  not all my coworkers(in the long run this move will keep me employed) but everybody in america who doesn't work for the government....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:15:00 GMT

eeeeeeeeeee

i fucking love these little "e"so fucking much i can hardly fucking take it. fuck.to the beat like that.  sucker.we kinda had a break thru at band practice.  start friday night, fuck around, warm up, ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:33:00 GMT

the gimp

almost 29 years here on earth...i didnt even know how lucky i was.  you might have known, might have seen it when i walked without a limp.  and not the pimp limp, that is for effect.  i mean the painf...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:11:00 GMT