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cookiepartyyy!

it ain't my birthday but i got my name on the cake.

About Me

hi. i'm sarah. i hate homophobes and other ignorant people. my dog drives me insane. i like watching really corny movies and collecting strange things.i like to read information about grave yards and the way a body decomposes...hence the many reasons why i prefer to be cremated. if you don't like me, thats cool. i probably don't like you either. i'm actually a genuine person, and i'm pretty nice. i do my fair share of lurking (don't act like you don't do it too). i'm german and native american. i'm very proud of that. i carry my pink nintendo ds everywhere. I have a rather large collection of n00dz (yep, I probably have yours). I'm bi, always have been...always will be. If that makes you feel weird around me, you need to grow up. Just bc you're a girl and I'm nice to you, it doesn't mean I wanna do you...don't flatter yourself. Jamie loves me a whole lot but he hates when I make him watch the garbage pail kids movie (I can seriously watch it every single day and never get tired of it). i eat mostly organic food, and i don't eat red meat. i hate it when people don't eat red meat and say that they are a vegetarian. I'm pro-choice, don't ever argue with me on that one. i'm also all for gay marriage and equal rights. i think that if you have a big nose you should get a nose job, and if you can't afford one, break it so insurance will cover it...and if you don't have insurance, just fucking kill yourself. i think gloomy bear and bape hoodies are fucking stupid as shit. i love porn. i could school you on pop culture. i don't care about what anyone thinks of me. i do what i want. ftw. aim - ask for it livejournal - ___totally

My Interests

JAMIE. simon. cr1ck3t. my birds. clothes. hair. independant cinema. art. the 80's. synth. sex. porn. rainbows. straight black hair. his blue eyes. fake eyelashes. boots. my lips. drawing. freckles. sad songs. sunny days. equal rights. pandapple. sushi. salad. death. old hollywood. magazines. the west coast. germany. supercult. unicorns. sleep. sk3. vitamin water (power c dragonfruit). burritos. 90's music. castles. singing. pin-up girls. ranch dressing. nintendo nes/snes/gameboy/ds/wii. writing. decomposition. pale skin. dancing. presents w/sara jonez LOLOLOL. shoegaze. 50's music. surf rock. riot grrl music. seattle. portland. organic food. messy/dirty hair. the way the beach smells. cream cheese. burlesque. silent film. new wave. techno. death metal. peanut butter & chocolate. distortion. getting my nails did. being a h8r. slumber parties. serious gt. weight loss. koala bears. playing keyboard. singing really loud in the car. tylenol pm. secrets. gossip. spring/summer/fall. vividalt. coffee. curious perfume. the smell of cookies. daydreaming. everyone staring. laying on the floor. the focahontas (my car). nice blankets. remembering. making promises. jamie being a cutehead. fresh vegatables and fruit. shaking my ass like a black girl ( i can). cutting my own hair. my siblings. getting what i want. tetris. silver change. bubble tea. rice. mechanical pencils. landing strips. big sunglasses. nyc. DIY. short flights. chocolate soy milk. razordolls. tiffany & co. chanel. goodwill. yardsales. black&white reebok classics. wishing wells. being the topic of many conversations (good or bad). GTA san andreas. songs from 80's children's movies. mint chocolate chip cookie milk shake from chik fila with whipped cream and a cherry on top. rice pudding. paul mitchell tea tree bar soap. hemp lotion. flowers in my hair. courtney love. shakespeare. watching my dog be cute while he sleeps. 7-11. cooking mama. animal crossing. being jaded and wiser bc of it. moisturizing shampoo. italian food. my little pony. rag dolls. museums. girl scout cookies. rose mcgowan. sluts. snow white. doll houses. robert downey jr. candles & incense. baby pictures. the creepy animatronic characters @ chuck e cheese. awesome jawsome w/whitleighhhh. snail mail. sid vicious. ted theodore logan.

I'd like to meet:

sexy bitches. i model for this company...check them out.

Music:

my bloody valentine. hole. lovedrug. rooney. poison the well. converge. copeland. the audition. [old] hopesfall. bjork. deftones. reggie & the full effect. mc chris. soundgarden. veruca salt. bring me the horizon. the knife. the breeders. dangerous muse. 30 seconds to mars. afi. sonic youth. sleater kinney. joy divison. new order. sex pistols. david bowie. boston. babes in toyland. nirvana. avenue d. peaches. bone thugs n harmony. eazy e [rip]. pig destroyer. vaz. deadsy. marilyn manson. orgy. the thompson twins. lush. the charlettes. dinosaur jr. the warriors. on broken wings. new found glory. jucifer. daughters. michael jackson. ladytron. haxan. silverstein. the beatles. the cars. toadies. Tsunami bomb. jesus and mary chain. Kill hannah. Type o negative (shut up). lunachicks. 7 year bitch. L7. beach boys. local h. q and not u. cibo matto. sneaker pimps. cyndi lauper. culture club. built to spill. toadies. oasis. dashboard confessional. tegan and sara. boys night out. yung joc. imperial teen. at the drive in. bauhaus. vixen. the muffs. theo and the skyscrapers. chinese stars. pantera. I shot myself in the face. wecamewithbrokenteeth. despised icon. abacabb. arsonists get all the girls. lords of acid. lesbians on ecstasy. the toy dolls.

Movies:

any eon mckai porn. some kind of wonderful. the garbage pail kids movie. jawbreaker. nowhere. the doom generation. the chumscrubber. donnie darko. sleepaway camp. child's play. pet sematary. problem child 2. gummo. but i'm a cheerleader. american history x. whatever happened to baby jane. pretty in pink. sixteen candles. kids. peewee's big adventure. billy madison. the basketball diaries. female trouble. pink flamingos. cry baby. pecker. the opposite of sex. the addams family. birth. don't be a menace. bill & ted. ghost world. serial mom. mac & me. the exorcist. harriet the spy. dancing at the blue iguana. welcome to the dollhouse. the goonies. american beauty. sid & nancy. the new adventures of pippi longstocking.

Television:

golden girls. mst3k. the boondocks. cathouse. the tim & eric awesome show great job. tom goes to the mayor. the brak show. intervention. the L word. big love. south park. strangers with candy. full house. roseanne. the munsters. autopsy. degrassi. the girls next door. pete & pete. foster's home for imaginary friends. super milk chan. crayon shin chan.

Books:

babysitter's little sister series. how to make love like a porn star. smack. bunny tales, life inside the playboy mansion. post secret.

My Blog

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