Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!!

About Me

i dont know if im gona fill al this shit out again. im a drunkass irish jackass... i play guitar in a brutal death metal thin called, Inevidible Death and chill with stefmasta flex all day. back in b-more bitches. come drink with us!!!!! and all you ladies should hit on steph!!!You are 91% Baltimoron!

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You are a General in the Legions of Hell, you are the Warrior Demon who believes in getting his claws dirty with the blood and flesh of the weak.With Sword(Or Claw) you battle your way through the ranks until you become the most fearsome creature on the battlefront.
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A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
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You Will Die at Age 49
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I'd like to meet:

i need some drinkin buddys,wels MORE drinkin buddys cus this is fuckin ghey....and people who will show me and steph there boobies cus we like the boobies!!!!!!!.......................hit me up (aim) siminz420247 msn= [email protected] ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!and smoke some crack god dammnit!!!!!!!
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Music:

grind mothafucka,hardcore,metal,old r+b, hip-hop,johnny cash
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

92%

atheism

75%

Buddhism

63%

Paganism

42%

agnosticism

33%

Judaism

29%

Hinduism

29%

Islam

29%

Christianity

8%
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Movies:

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Books:

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My Blog

ya know your from bal da more when....................

1. You could pick crabs before you could walk.2. From snow to hurricanes to heat waves, you've seen every kind of weather imaginable.3. 695 gets you everywhere.4. You stress the "Oh" in the U.S. Natio...
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:49:00 PST

101 rules of being hardcore fuckers

101 rules of being truly "hardcore". don't forget it. 1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore band...
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:25:00 PST

my new game-----fun with msn cam bots, you know, whores!!!!

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Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

fuckin metal fuckers

got the old metal joint ready for shows, wooooooooooohoooooooooooo so if your not ghey you should come see us!!! or your ghey!!!! that is alll now take your top off!...
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:21:00 PST

where the fuck are you?@@

come get shitfaces!!!!!! wooohoooo!!!!! my house in bumfuck with stefmastaflex for her fell out the ol'vag day!!! the 27th fuckass. ima be show my tittys to everybody!!!!!...
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

so i was thinking......

all you sexyass ladies should molest ol'stefmastaflex for her birthday!!!!!!!!! im not kidding!!!!really im not....you should!!!!!!
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

so im just not seein enuff.........

boobies so everyone should show me there boobies and make me feel like im at the tittie bar. cus we all know thats where i live in my head!!!!!!
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST

jeremy needs a lap dance!!!!!!!

im taking aplications for lapdances. everyone feel free to aplly!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:00:00 PST

i freakin rock

life needs more table dances, well...... i need more tabledances. so hook a brotha up!!!!!!
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

underwater blowjobs are better than you!!!!!!!!

god damn right they are you bunch of non blowjob givin basterds!!!!!!!! remember jesus wants you to blow me!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Capt.Apeshit.......quick smell my face!!!!!!!!! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:06:00 PST