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OUR BOARDS ARE GUARANTEED TO HAVE MORE FLIP AND POP THAN ANY OTHER BRAND YOU HAVE EVER SKATED. SWOLLEN'S SECRET HARDCORE WOOD TECHNOLOGY WILL SPEAK FOR ITSELF THE FIRST MINUTE YOU SKATE ONE OF OUR DECKS.
Swollen is what happens to your head when you pull of a trick for the first time. Swollen is what happens to your dick when you see a hot chic. Swollen is what happens to your knee or elbow when you slam. Swollen is what happens to your fist when you break someone's face for talking trash. Swollen is what happens to a girls tits and head when they get big pornstar implants. Swollen is what happens to your blood pressure when your skating away from the law. Swollen is what you want to do to your girlfriend but she just won't let you. Swollen is what happens to your heart when that same girl breaks it. Swollen is the feeling that you get when you just tagged your skate teams name all over the neighborhood. *

Swollen is whatever any hardcore skater wants it to be. Ride with an attitude, a freedom from all the corporate skateboard bullshit, a freedom of religion, a freedom from the law, and a freedom from everything but your own thought and a skateboard. Ride Swollen Skateboards. Experience the hardcore skater lifestyle, the way it all started, and the way it should have always stayed!

Swollen Skateboards is a company born out of a hardcore skater's mind, it's as real as it gets.

Thank you for taking your time to stop by our page, we will continue to produce quality hardcore products for the skaters of today to shred!

If you have something to say, email me, I would love to hear it good or bad at [email protected].

If you want to skate for us because you believe in who and what we are about... contact me, if you think you deserve some free shit cause your popular with the girls at school.... than by all means email me. If your a Swollen Girl at heart show me! If you want to learn more about our company and experience all we have to offer drop by your official website as soon as you can! http://www.swollenskateboards.com

My Interests

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Skating, skatechics, art, punk girls, pinup hotties, all girls in heels with fake lashes, photography, hot rods, fast cars, tattoos, porn, strippers, miniature goats with beards, giving people things that they get pleasure from

I'd like to meet:

Skaters, Shredders, Carvers, Skate Chics, Strippers, Pin Up Hotties, Cheescake Beauties, Tattooed and Pierced to hell chix, Porn Stars, People who stand by what they say and believe in, leaders,writers, artists, loud bands, tattoo artists, racers, people who step in deep and don't just dabble in their shit, hardcore small companies, hotties, the man who calls himself jesus and is not in jail or dead, and your mom.

Swollen Friends

Brian
Gabe
Johnny Love
Crash Romeo

ROB ROTTEN
ryguy
axiom8888
STEELE

Punx Production
DJ Tintin
~denise
Kaos Graffix

Goon Photography
Chuck Condron Photography
Skate Penitentiary
Pit Crew

Wavedancer Board Shop
Charmcity

Locals Skate & Snow
BLAC AND BLU

The Ray Gradys

Stalefish Board Co.
SweetJane's Chains
Metal Dolls

Swollen Girls

Andy San Dimas
Raven
Logan James
the original faith

Amaya...
Crystal Pin-Cutie
Jessie
Deadly Baby

Mandi Star
Draven
Karen Hate
Conti

Dahlia
Captain Megglit
Sammie Gee
Nina Von Sin

Gidgette
XBoneyard*BettyX
Cherry Dollface
Satin Doll

Dolly
Lady Vampira
Miss Ruby
miss antietam

So Ladycat
Lola Dee
Marytierra
Angel Renee

Penny Suicide
Sassie
Shelby 500
Dirty Pirate

Ava Adore
Jessica Havok
Samantha Doll
Pandie

Xsy
Gracie
Vera SINical
HELLA KITTY

Lexi
Pretty Polly
Maga
Trexy Suicide

Donnamyte
Atomic
Shotgun Suicide
TenderRoni

Harlot
Rachel Hot Mess
Jamie Fuckface
Spyder Baby

Music:

Long long list from old COC, DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Misfits, Minor Threat, Sex Pistols, Agent Orange, to Blink 182, Clutch, Neil Diamond and Johny Cash. I am not the same music person from day to day so who knows what I will be listening to tomorrow.

Movies:

Mad Max, Taxi Driver, Natural Born Killers, Bad Girls, Asian porn, Amanda by Night, Animal Chin, Bad Santa,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Transformers, Kalifornia, Pulp Fiction, Midnight Express, Half Baked, Pee Wees Big Adventure, National Lampoons Vacation

Television:

Price is Right re runs only, Bob Barker was the only host as far as I see it! I am always down for COPS tv marathons and cooking shows, Worlds Strongest Man competitions rule!

Books:

Transworld, Leg Show, Hustler, Club International, Guns and Ammo, Shotgun News and the newspaper every day so I can keep an eye on the crumbling world.

Heroes:

Bob Barker, Tommy Guerrero, Natas, Bucky Lasek, Mom

My Blog

THE NEWEST SWOLLEN GIRL IS SASSIE SUICIDE! CHECK IT

Cute as fuck, hardcore as hell this weekend is surely all about[OSG] SassieI heard there was even another shoot in the works, now thats what every skater wanted to hear isn't it?Drop in, see the hotte...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:41:00 PST

~Denise~ shoots SWOLLEN GIRL 31...see the Xsy

Time: 5-31-08Place: Bodymore, MarylandSituation: Official Swollen Skateboards Girl 31 ApprovedHardcore Girl: XSYArtist/Photographer: ~Denise~ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?[OSG] XSYWWW.SWOLLENSKATEBOARDS.COM...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:58:00 PST

THE VERY NEW OFFICIAL SWOLLEN SKATEBOARDS GIRL

Charming City Baltimore Maryland where it all started, where the hardcore still roam, where an occansional Swollen Girl will still emerges, along with Samson Photography delivers[OSG] HARLOT...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:26:00 PST

[OSG] Satin Doll makes Swollen Site Front Page

Part of the original Swollen Girls that rained hardcore on the world[OSG] Satin Dollgets front cover of OUR OFFICIAL WEBSITEDrop by and drool! Check out the wood, check out the gear, and stay hardcore...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:07:00 PST

NINA VON SIN IS DECLARED SWOLLEN GIRL 29

Sometimes pictures are better than words, shot by the world renowned WONDER BOY here you go[OSG] Nina Von SinUNITING THE WORLD THROUGH HARDCORE FROM GROOVE CITY...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:57:00 PST

Yet another Official Swollen Girl from hot as hell AZ

All in good taste we continue the tradition of hardcore with the newest[OSG] Shelby 500SHOT BY CHUCK CONDRON PHOTOGRAPHYHarvesting hardcore globally!WWW.SWOLLENSKATEBOARDS.COM...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:05:00 PST

Sunday we delivered unto you [OSG] Jessica Havok

It was time for Baltimore to step up once more, and indeed Swollen Photographer Samson produced our latest Swollen Girl![OSG] JESSICA HAVOKand the word is there is a lot more coming in the future, we ...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST

THE STEPS FROM OUR OFFICIAL SITE TO BECOMING A SWOLLEN GIRL!

HERE ARE THE STEPS TO BECOMING A SWOLLEN GIRL also located on our official website at this link SWOLLEN GIRL APP INFOPLEASE READ ENTIRELY SO THAT YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE ASKING BEFORE EMAILIN...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:16:00 PST

Cherry Dollface rocks her Swollen Cutter Tank for you

Just in this weekend world renowned and loved OSG Cherry Dollface rocks her Swollen Skateboards Cutter Tank with more style than most countries have..........what else can we say have we ever let you ...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:11:00 PST

Official Swollen Girl 26 ...Penny Suicide

Today we announced [OSG] 26! Penny Suicide is the new official Swollen Skateboards Girl from Bat Country, California! With Spring rushing in we have seen dozens of shoots a week from all of our gre...
Posted by SwollenSkateboards on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:19:00 PST