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Commander James Bond, CMG, RNVR is a fictional agent of the international arm of the British Secret Service headquartered in London in a tall, grey building overlooking Regent's Park. As an agent of the Secret Service, Bond holds code number "007." The 'double-O' prefix indicates his discretionary licence to kill in the performance of his duties.James Bond is the son of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond of Glencoe, and a Swiss mother, Monique Delacroix of the Canton de Vaud. Bond spent many of his early years abroad and became proficient in German and French due to his father's work as a foreign representative of the Vickers armaments firm. When Bond was eleven, both of his parents died in a mountain climbing accident in the Aiguilles Rouges near Chamonix.While Bond's family did not have a motto initially, he later adopted one during "Operation Corona" in the novel On Her Majesty's Secret Service. The motto, Orbis non sufficit is Latin for "The world is not enough." The coat of arms and motto belong to Sir Thomas Bond, whom was never proven to be of any relation to James Bond. He never requested research to confirm his potential genealogical relationship to Sir Thomas Bond and his family. Bond, in fact, showed no true interest or enthusiasm in the matter as can be demonstrated by how abrupt he became with Griffin Or after being told about the motto.After the death of his parents, he subsequently went to live with his aunt, Miss Charmian Bond, who completed his early education. He later briefly attended Eton College starting at the age of "12 or thereabouts" (13 in Young Bond), but left after two halves when some "alleged" troubles with one of his maids came to light, although in the short story "From a View to a Kill," Bond admits to losing his virginity on his first visit to Paris at the age of 16.Due to these troubles, Bond was removed from Eton at Charmian Bond's request and sent to continue his education at Fettes College in Edinburgh, Scotland, his father's old school. Per John Pearson's Authorised Biography and an allusion by Fleming in From Russia with Love Bond also briefly attended the University of Geneva. With the exception of Fettes, Bond's attendance at these schools parallels Fleming's own life, as he attended these same schools. The film version of James Bond tacks on the additions of his being a graduate with a degree in Oriental languages from Cambridge University, as stated in You Only Live Twice. He also attends (presumably at some point) Oxford to study Danish in Tomorrow Never Dies, although in the film he's not there to study at all. Bond can speak a variety of different languages, most notably, in addition to German and French, Russian and Japanese, although many times the languages Bond claims to know are contradicted between the film series, Fleming's novel series, and even later films and continuation novels.At the age of 17, presumably when he was attending the University of Geneva, Bond was taught to ski by Hannes Oberhauser in Kitzbuhel, Austria.In 1941, Bond lied about his age in order to enter the Royal Naval Volunteer Reserve during World War II, from which he emerged with the rank of Commander. Bond maintains this rank while in the employ of the British Secret Service and through further continuation novels and in the films. Gardner promoted Bond to Captain in Win, Lose or Die. Since Benson's Bond was rebooted, Bond became a Commander again. Bond also became a member of the RNVSR (Royal Naval Volunteer Supplementary Reserve) which was an association of officers with considerable wartime experience (Moonraker, chapter 4 - The 'Shiner').It is never stated when James Bond became a 00 agent. According to Fleming, after joining the RNVR, Bond is mentioned as to travelling to America, Hong Kong, and Jamaica. It is believed that it is during this time that Bond perhaps joined another organisation such as the SOE, the 00 Section of the British Secret Service, or perhaps as a commando in Fleming's own 30th Assault Unit (30 AU). One supporting reason is that Fleming describes Bond in the Ardennes firing a bazooka in 1944. It can be assumed that by this time Bond has moved on to another organisation. In Bond's obituary from You Only Live Twice, M alludes to Bond's rank as being cover.Bond earns his stripes in the 00 Section by completing two tasks, which Fleming outlines in Casino Royale. The first is the assassination of a Japanese cipher expert on the 36th floor of the RCA Building at Rockefeller Centre in New York City. The second was the assassination of a Norwegian who became a double agent and betrayed two British agents. Bond travels to Stockholm where he kills the man in his sleep with a knife.According to Bond, obtaining a 00 number is not hard so long as you're prepared to kill, which John Pearson suggests Bond first did as a teenager. Throughout Fleming's novels, further continuation novels, and even the films, Bond's attitude toward his job is similar; he dislikes taking life — resorting (typically in the films) to flippant jokes and off-hand remarks as after-the-fact relief, often misinterpreted as cold-bloodedness."It was part of his profession to kill people. He had never liked doing it and when he had to kill he did it as well as he knew how and forgot about it. As a secret agent who held the rare Double-O prefix — the licence to kill in the Secret Service — it was his duty to be as cool about death as a surgeon. If it happened, it happened. Regret was unprofessional — worse, it was a death-watch beetle in the soul. " Goldfinger, Chapter 1: Reflections in a Double Bourbon In Goldfinger Bond is haunted by memories of a small-time, Mexican gunman he had killed with his bare hands days earlier and on film, specifically in The World Is Not Enough, he admits that cold-blooded killing is a filthy business. Nonetheless, Bond does kill when needed, and on film commits acts that might be considered murder in other circumstances (in Dr. No, shooting Professor Dent in the back; killing the unarmed Elektra King in The World Is Not Enough) or political assassination (killing Mr. Big, who is the leader of a small fictional nation in Live and Let Die). The literary James Bond was reserved in his licenced killing, sometimes disobeying his orders to kill if the mission could be accomplished by other means. Such is the case in "The Living Daylights" where Bond makes a last second decision to disobey his orders and not kill an assassin. Instead Bond intentionally wounds the assassin and still manages to accomplish the mission. He later feels so strongly about his decision that he actually hopes M fires him for it. There are Fleming works in which Bond does not kill anyone.The cinematic James Bond (introduced in 1962) already had a history with the Secret Service. In Dr. No, when reluctantly re-equipped with a 7.65 mm Walther PPK pistol replacing his Beretta automatic pistol, agent 007 protests, telling M that he had used the weapon for 10 years, suggesting he has been a secret agent for at least that long. In the novels preceding Dr. No, Bond used a .25 Beretta automatic with a light chamois leather holster, however, in From Russia with Love, the gun snagged in Bond's jacket when drawn and because of this incident M and Major Boothroyd forced Bond to switch to the Walther PPK and a Berns-Martin triple-draw holster made of stiff saddle leather. Bond continues to use this handgun up until John Gardner's Licence Renewed where he uses a number of different weapons until settling on the ASP 9mm in later books. According to Gardner in the novelsation for Licence to Kill, the Walther PPK is not Bond's favourite weapon. With Raymond Benson, Bond began using the PPK again until being replaced in both the film and novelisation Tomorrow Never Dies with the Walther P99.In the novels (notably From Russia, With Love), Bond's physical description has generally been consistent: a three-inch, vertical scar on his left cheek (absent from the cinematic version); blue-grey eyes; a "cruel" mouth; short, dark hair, a comma of which falls on his forehead (greying at the temples in Gardner's novels); and (after Casino Royale) the faint scar of the Russian cyrillic letter "?" (SH) on the back of one of his hands (carved by a SMERSH agent).When not on assignment or at headquarters Bond spends his time at his flat off the Kings Road in Chelsea. His flat, as well as himself, is looked after by an elderly Scottish housekeeper named May, who is very loyal and often motherly to him. According to Higson's Young Bond series, May previously worked for Bond's aunt, Charmian. Bond hardly ever brings women back to his home, happening only once between the novels Diamonds Are Forever and From Russia with Love when he briefly lived with Tiffany Case. According to Pearson's book and hinted at in From Russia with Love, Tiffany often got into arguments with May and eventually left. At his home, Bond has two telephones. One for personal use and a second red phone that is a direct line between his home and headquarters; the latter is said to always be ringing at inopportune momentsBond had one child by Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice, although he never learns of the boy's existence in Fleming's novels. In Pearson's book the son is named James Suzuki. Bond is obviously aware of his son's existence by the time of Raymond Benson's short story "Blast From the Past" in which his son asks him to come to New York City as a matter of urgency before being killed by Irma Bunt. The story's canonical status is often disputed since it appears to exist outside the timeline of all continuation novels, including Benson's own.As in the original character, Bond is kicked out of Eton College and attends his father's alma mater of Fettes College. Bond attends the University of Geneva while at Fettes through an exchange program. After Fettes, Bond joins the Royal Navy and attends Britannia Royal Navy College at the age of 17. The modern biography clarifies Bond's military service by stating he joins the Special Boat Service while in the Royal Navy, and then is placed in the 030 Special Forces Unit (a reference to Ian Fleming's 030 Assault Unit during World War II). Bond serves covertly in Iraq, Somalia, Iran, Libya and actively in Bosnia. Following this, he is recruited by the RNR Defence Intelligence Group. Bond attends specialized courses at Cambridge and Oxford universities during this period, earning a first in oriental languages from Cambridge. Bond is noted to be fluent in French, German, and Italian, and writing passable Greek, Spanish, Mandarian, Cantonese, and Japanese at the time he joins MI6. Serving in the Royal Navy from age 17 to 31, Bond joins MI6 at age 30 and is promoted to 00 agent at age 38.I'm Pierce Brosnan!
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Bond is the consummate womaniser, drinker, and heavy cigarette smoker, at one point reaching 70 cigarettes a day. He is famous for ordering his vodka martinis "shaken, not stirred," although he also drinks and enjoys gin martinis, champagne and bourbon. He is also famous for introducing himself as "Bond, James Bond" whenever the opportunity arises.Bond seems to have very Epicurian tastes in meals, often giving meticulous instructions on the preparation of his food and drink as well as the ambiance of the room. His favourite meal of the day is breakfast and his favourite meal is scrambled eggs which are prepared for him by his British housekeeper May Maxwell. A recipe for this meal, dubbed "Scrambled eggs 'James Bond'," He also has an amazing knowledge of wines and spirits. In the novel Moonraker he drinks a shot of vodka straight, served with a pinch of black pepper; a habit he picked up working in the Baltic region. This was not for the flavour, he explains, but because it caused the impurities in cheap vodka to sink to the bottom. He also drinks and enjoys gin martinis, champagne, and bourbon.Despite Bond's proclivity for expensive living, in Goldfinger, which was written in 1959, his income is stated at $4200 USD per year, which comes out to $28,719.18.That's what they pay me in MI-6,but i'm a multi-millionare and i'm getting close to being a billonare it's only a matter of timeI am great at fencing.Playing my own video games and yes when i have the time,also a weapons and combat expert.I am a master of disquises and using false names.

Music:

Classical romantic music,jazz,blues and anything else to lighten the mood.

Movies:

Anything with myself in it and also the previous "Bonds" or maybe something elseAustin powers series Johnny English Indiana Jones series The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Batman Begins Casino Royale"2006 version" Die Another Day The World Is Not Enough Tomorrow Never Dies Dr. No From Russia with Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights Licence to Kill GoldenEye The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Television:

I don't have time for that,but if it has anything with the previous "bonds" i'll watch itmission impossible:the tv series Alias Get Smart I spy The Wild Wild West The man from U.N.C.L.E The return from the man from U.N.C.L.E The Girl from U.N.C.L.E Flint james bond jr "cartoon series" MI-5

Books:

James Bond, also known as 007 (pronounced "double-oh seven"), is a fictional British spy created by writer Ian Fleming in 1953. Fleming wrote numerous novels and short stories based upon the character and, after his death in 1964, further literary adventures were written by Kingsley Amis (pseudonym "Robert Markham"), John Pearson, John Gardner, Raymond Benson, and Charlie Higson. In addition, Christopher Wood wrote two screenplay novelisations and other authors have also written various unofficial permutations of the character.The James Bond novels and films have ranged from realistic spy drama to science fiction. The original books by Fleming are usually dark — lacking fantasy or gadgets. Instead, they established the formula of unique villains, outlandish plots, and voluptuous women who tend to fall in love with Bond at first sight — the feeling often being mutual. The films expanded on Fleming's books, adding gadgets from Q Branch, death-defying stunts, and often abandoning the original plotlines for more outlandish and cinema-friendly adventures. The cinematic Bond adventures were initially influenced by earlier spy thrillers such as North by Northwest, Saboteur, and Journey Into Fear, but later entries became formulaic dramas where Bond saves the world from apocalyptic madmen. Inevitably, Bond's nemesis tries to kill him with a deathtrap, during which the villain reveals vital information. Bond later escapes and uses this intelligence to thwart the evil plot. In many cases, Bond then kills his opponent himself, although early films often ended with the enemy either escaping or dying by someone else's hand.

Heroes:

I don't really consider myself a hero,but i do whatever it takes to make sure a situation doesn't get out of control.I am one man after all...i'm only human.If they're hero's out there like the one's i've heard about.Working with them side by side Hmmmm? anything is possible but I work alone.

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Quantum of Solace

Quantum of Solace is the 22nd spy film in EON Productions' James Bond film series, due for release in the United Kingdom on 31 October 2008.[3] It is the sequel to the 2006 film Casino Royale, which r...
Posted by James Bond 007 {The Secret Agent} on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:55:00 PST

Wold Newton family

The Wold Newton family is a literary concept derived from a form of crossover fiction developed by the science fiction writer Philip José Farmer. Farmer suggested in two fictional "biographies" of fic...
Posted by James Bond 007 {The Secret Agent} on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

James Bond Pun

A "James Bond Pun" or a "007 Pun" is a popular trait of the fictional spy James Bond. It is a pun uttered after a certain event, such as the death of an enemy, which creates a true 'groan factor'. "I...
Posted by James Bond 007 {The Secret Agent} on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

Advanced and Powerful Weapons

The O.M.E.N. The O.M.E.N., short for Organic Mass Energy Neutralizer is a weapon of mass devastation that is developed by Auric Goldfinger's engineers and scientists at Auric Enterprises. It could be ...
Posted by James Bond 007 {The Secret Agent} on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

Old Missions Part 2

COLD  The story opens with the crash of a Boeing 747-400 at Washington's Dulles Airport and the apparent death of Bond's friend & lover, the Principessa Sukie Tempesta. He is sent by M to the...
Posted by James Bond 007 {The Secret Agent} on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Old Missions:part 1

"Midsummer Night's Doom" Bond is assigned to attend a party at Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, California where Ministry of Defence secrets are expected to be sold to a...
Posted by James Bond 007 {The Secret Agent} on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:39:00 PST