I am Sir Winston Churchill. I gave the mighty Hitler and the breadth of his fascist regime a good 'ole British thrashing. By George! was that an accomplishment. And the French still dare to claim they are better than us. Damn them, I say! Rule Britannia! As Prime Minister I happily controlled millions of the world's population under the pleasure of my own brutal, tea-drinking imperial thumb.I own a lovely Bull Mastiff named Winston, Jr. My vices consist of fine brandy, cognac and cigars; and partaking in all three of them at once at Chequers (where I like to paint beautiful landscapes on canvas after the left-wing gob-smacked raggamuffin liberal Labour sissies voted my poor ass out after the War ended). I am ashamed at the current state of unpatriotism in my country! Why the hell did we stop at Iraq? Reconquer all of bloody Persia, I say. And Tony Blair is horrid! Although I do love Margaret Thatcher. What a saucy bird she is! Rawk on Iron Lady!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
People who wish to continue the Great British tradition of glory, verity and valour throughout the world. Oh.. and Simon Cowell, in order to let him know what a smashing job he is doing!
