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Danny

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About Me

Danny Djeljosevic needs to be paid to write comic books, prose, television, plays, or film. He'd also be glad to direct. Until then, he gets paid by way of a tedious (but convenient) transcription job. He'd really like to write something more substantial than what Abner Dellacroix is putting into his 401(k). Danny currently majors in English at the University of Florida, where he gets more pretentious by the second.If you're a comic book artist, you should work with him.Danny can be E-mailed at [email protected], or instant messaged at DforDjeljosevic on AIM.

My Interests

Writing, coffee, music, late night TV, chipotle, comic books, sometimes video games, music, getting frustrated with learning guitar, watermelon soda, figuring out things to do with people, buying books and never reading them, movies, college!, chinese food, jigsaw puzzles?!, chilli, FREESTYLIN', constantly learning things, tacos/quesadillas, being facetious, chatting on the internet for hours upon hours, being ignored on not only myspace but real life as well, Thai food, coming home at 5 AM, pretending I'm in a band, being pretentious, receiving phone calls, stealing music

I'd like to meet:

Artistic folk. Smart people. Anyone who can wax poetic about geek shit. Maybe some guys. I don't have many guy friends for some reason...

Music:

British guys with guitars, Japanese guys with guitars, British girls with guitars (and without), Japanese girls with guitars (and maybe without), 1960s French pop, hip-hop, indie whatever, blues, jazz, punk, new wave, post-punk.

Movies:

Wes Anderson. Jean-Luc Godard. Stephen Chow. Quentin Tarantino. Richard Linklater. Zhang Yimou. Chan Wook Park. Darren Aronofsky. Robert Rodriguez. Bryan Singer. Ang Lee. Kar Wai Wong. Steven Soderbergh. Terry Gilliam. Peter Jackson. Eli Roth. Spike Jonze. Michel Gondry. Sam Raimi. Christopher Nolan. Ryuhei Kitamura. David Cronenberg. Alfonso Cuaron. Milos Forman. Edgar Wright. Savage Steve Holland. Judd Apatow.

Television:

Spaced. The Office. Arrested Development. Lost. 30 Rock. Entourage. The Young Ones. Venture Bros. Tim & Eric Awesome Show. Battlestar Galactica. Wonderfalls. Twin Peaks. Wonder Showzen. Dormitory!!!Yeah, I named my own show. What of it? Oh, right. "Not on TV." Good point.

Books:

Grant Morrison. Nick Hornby. Peter Milligan. Jack Kerouac. Alan Moore. Lemony Snicket. Brian K. Vaughan. Chuck Palahniuk. Warren Ellis. William S. Burroughs. Garth Ennis. Michael Chabon. Neil Gaiman. Oscar Wilde. Tom Stoppard. Daniel Clowes. Corey Lewis.

Heroes:



Also, Neil Gaiman, Pete Milligan, Rivers Cuomo, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Terry Gilliam, Mr. T.

My Blog

So Al Gore won the Nobel Prize...

...but not for creating the Internet?That's some bullshit.I guess the Nobel Prize Committee hasn't seen THIS as a testament to what the Internet can bring us. ...
Posted by Danny on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST

Come and knock on our door...

If someone ever takes advantage of this huge TV remake craze I hear all the cool kids in suspenders talking about, I think a sequel to a Three's Company movie should be called Three's Company, Too....
Posted by Danny on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

They say writing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Who the fuck writes clothed?
Posted by Danny on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

Lance Bass: A Sociological Theory.

All the girls who liked Lance Bass when they were 13 are all simultaneously trying to pinpoint the exact moment where their life took a turn for the worse.
Posted by Danny on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

The most important question in the universe

Does there have to be a Rancor in every fucking Star Wars game?
Posted by Danny on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

A confession

A Pink Floyd song just came up on my playlist and I thought it was U2. ...am I going to jail now? ...
Posted by Danny on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

Sneezing

My Mom once told me that when you sneeze, someone is thinking about you. Old country superstitious crap, really. What my Mom didn't tell me, however, was that when you have a sneezing fit, someone ...
Posted by Danny on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:22:00 PST

A matter of pronunciation

So "Greenwich" is actually pronounced "Grennitch." I propose we pronounce "Sandwich" as "Sannitch."
Posted by Danny on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

Bad Joke Re: Aquatic Life

So keeping something in salt water can preserve it, right? Well then, why isn't the Sea Cucumber called the Sea Pickle?
Posted by Danny on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST

My idea for a spin-off of "Lost"

Lost... IN SPACE!
Posted by Danny on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST