john crayon is a singer-songwriter, guitarist, and neurotic batman fan. he is known for his intense hatred of most acoustic acts (himself excluded). he used to play with crayons , but now he performs all by his lonesome (and with joon ). he is a dangerous trade unionist. he may be on several government watchlists, perhaps for his bittersweet pop melodies and/or quasi-political ramblings. you are encouraged to come one of his shows and sing along. it may be the last act of your life and/or his, so you better not fake the funk.
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