Darcie Sparkles - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi. My name is Darcie. I drive a Chevy Impala and enjoy brushing my teeth. I don't like to be touched.AIM- Justxlikexfrank

My Interests

dinosaurs, Asian babies, liberal ideology, the 1950's housewife stereo-type, bargain hunting, standing on the edge of the pit, Asian horror movies, keeping my teeth clean, nature walks, foriegn films, human anatomy, over achieving, hot tubs, crocheting, bundt cakes, flouride, learning to dance, showers, cute boys, dressing up, berry picking, vollunteering, going to shows, hygeine, mennonite culture, fresh fruit, facial hair, diversity, dance dance revolution, peircings, board games, tatoos, calling names, ice cream, driving, eating, checkerboards, pompadours, ghettoblasting, smelling good, chickens...

I'd like to meet:

No one in particular... besides astronauts. It you are an astronaut, please add me.

Music:

Undecided.

Movies:

Foreign, independent, gore.

Television:

The Sundance Channel.

Books:

Rarely.

Heroes:

When it suits me.

My Blog

school show hospital show cops :(

Yesterday was my last full day of high school. Nearly all my classes had end of the year snacks in them. I've never been so full at school in my life. I passed out some pictures of myself to friends a...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

OMG REAL PROM

I went to prom. yeah. I should have predicted the disaster. My dress was gorgeous, I got to go with Richard, other than that I just failed at the whole prom thing. Friday night it occurs to me that I ...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

Again, I wish I was kidding.

Richard is going to Skateland on May 5th instead of taking me to prom. WTF?!Yes, I said Skateland. in Westland.where we went for elementary school field trips. and hung out in 6th grade. I might vomi...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

Je deteste travailler.

Yesterday I quit my job. Well, I gave my two weeks notice. There were no questions asked and my coworkers all thought I was crazy. I even tried to encourage two customers to go and apply for my job.I ...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

Impala x 2

As of this afternoon I drive a 2007 black Chevy Impala. He/she/it has no name yet. I also don't know how to go about naming a black car. Suggestions? After I emptied my head onto my french and calculu...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

They'll probably make me pee in a cup....

I'm 1 hour away from getting my hematoma ultrasound on my leg to make sure my coagulated blood mass doesn't break off and block my lungs. I haven't been this excited for medical treatment since I got ...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST

Speculums<333

This morning I woke up at 8 AM to go to my court date. The man at the front desk made me empty my pockets and stared into my purse. I failed the metal detector thing due to my buttons. The officer met...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Hello 2007

2007 has gotten off to the best start. Alex picked me up and drove me to Allison's to get a start. We sat around and talked to her parents while she put clothes and makeup on. Once Dan, Lizz, and Jenn...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

Ooptsukiko

I totalled Tsukiko. She isn't too happy about that. Niether are my parents, and niether am I. I have a fractured occipital, concussion, cuts and bruises, and a sinus infection that had nothign to do ...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:09:00 PST

fabric sampling

Today I went to the office party. My dad's secretary's dumb bitch daughter tied with me in the creative gift wrapping contest and she won the tie-breaker-drawing. My godzilla destroying town kicks the...
Posted by Darcie Sparkles on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST