-Kell-Rell-

•Peter Petrelli = Badass•
•Skold <3•
•I probably won't ever grow up.
•I am determined to one day eat at MEDIEVAL TIMES!
•"I am not a pretty girl. That is not what i do."
•"Nation of Hation: We Don't Need A Reason"
•I'm up all night, sleep all day.
•I am terrified of tornadoes and robbers coming in my house when im sleeping. I am also terrified of the movie Fire In The Sky. Fuck that movie.
•I absolutely hate Larry The Cable Guy. That guy fucking sucks. Git-R-Done has to be the most annoying thing i've ever heard in my entire life. How is some guy talkin like a redneck hillarious? I just dont get it.
•David Copperfield is awesome. I've watched him on TV, and even live ever since i was little. Don't be coy with him.
•I <3 Marilyn Manson. Have since the 5th grade... even though dad found, cracked, and threw away my cd..and i was indeed devastated..little did he know i bought it again.. *evil grin. lol. The rest is history.
•Charlie WAS the greatest character on Lost. RIP Charlie =(
•My weapon of choice: The Spork.
•I Hate Tomatoes, Seafood, and hot/spicy stuff.
•I text more than i talk on the phone.
•Slogan for the "I'm Sad you turned out to be Lame" Club
Co-Presidents being Amber Fresh and Myself.
Other slogans would include:"It's ok everyone, we're bringin sexy back" - "Hot and Carefree. Would you like some Carefree gum?" - and "No Needy"
•Texas Chainsaw Massacre is indeed Greatness
•I want a star named after me. That would be fresh.
•I am an only child.
•I hate walking in the rain or in water or whatever cuz getting the bottoms of my pants wet drives me fucking nuts.
•I Like to get drunk and look for Tony Danza with a Flashlight.
•My all time favorite movie is, Legend.
•I Like Power Rangers. *only the OG Cast tho. the newer Power Rangers= wayyyy ghey.*
<3 Tommy
A Tribute To Tommy *click*
•Amber and I have mixed feelings about the movie The Notebook. LoL.
•If i don't know you, and your a guy...your name is Guy.
•I absolutely hate those Sequin Purses. Whoever made those, needs to be shot. I took a poll at work once, it was 19 who hated them to 1 that liked them. I am not alone.
•Jeff Goldblum watches you poop. So lock the bathroom door when u gotta go.
•I love to watch wrestling.
•Pocket lint makes me gag. I hate it when people hand me change and there is pocket lint on it. Eewwwww
•Jager Bombs are greatness. Except when it spills. I swear im cursed. haha.
•I am addicted to Diet Mt. Dew
•When i was in grade school i had a major crush on Johnathan Brandis. I had his pictures in my locker and would watch Sidekicks religiously. R.I.P Johnathan Brandis. You made going to my locker everyday heaven.
"You know what time it is?" [Me] "Uh.. lemme check." [Amber] "It's fuckin BEEF JERKY TIME!!!" [Me]
"Kate Winslet. She's big in all the right places. I'm big in all the random places." [Amber] "Well, I'm just big." [Me]
"If you're preppy and not named Zack morris, you're lame." [Nick Maniwa]
*faygo flys toward my face* *Jake blocks it* "... I think i just saved your life..." [Jake]
"It's okay everyone. We're bringin sexy back." [Amber and Me]
"FLIPPIN ROCK" [Eric, Me, Jake, Amber, & Jizz]
"i miss the gathering. i miss the mud." [Amber] "me toooooo" [Kelly] "the heat.. i dont care. i would pay money to be sittin in the seminar tent. drunk. hot. muddy. tired. hungry. ugh. GOOD TIMES." [Amber] "it was miserable in a good way. id rather be there than here any day" [Kelly] "i'd rather be caked in mud and smelling of cow shit at the gathering than take a 40 minute shower here" [Amber] "we should just make a fucking.. juggalo forest... and live there" [Kelly] "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA" [Amber] "but for real, id live in juggalo forest. for the rest of my life, id have a tee pee or something." [Kelly] "a WIG WAM.. mine would be a wig wham! with a pic of george michael on the side that said WHAM!" [Amber]
"Scooooooooooooooooot!" [Joe]
"so there was a lawn chair in the middle of the road and i fuckin hit it! i'm freakin out! Where the fuck did it come from ahhhhh!" [Me] "OMG, Jeff Goldblum put it there! I saw him. I tried to warn you but sadly i was to late!" [Amber]
"aww man that's not very nice" [Me, while readin a gossip mag on Amber's floor] "what's not?" [Amber] *points to picture of Mandy Moore "they said she should change her name to Mandy Morbid...." [Me] *both of us collapse laughing
"You ready??? Wave ya hands in the air if you ain't scared!!" [guy on the pharo's fury at random carnival] "YEAHHHH!!!!!!" [Me, Amber, and Spoon]
(at the Chinese Buffet) "There's starving children in Somalia" [Kelly] "There's starving children in New Orleans" [Amber] "THERE'S STARVING CHILDREN OUTSIDE!!" [Fathead] *everyone looks at the window* "There's a starving child over there WANT A SPRING ROLL!!???" [Billy]
"IT STILL ISN'T OVER!!!" [Ryan Gosling, Amber, and Kelly.]
"JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP" [Me and Amber]
"Man, Kelly Osbourne lost mass weight. I wonder how she did it." [Me] "Diet and excercise dude." [Amber] "Well.... fuck. that." [Me]
"WHAT SONG DOES JOHN SECADA SING??!!!???" [ Lacy, Amber, and Kelly]