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Mr. Keymaster

Mr. Keymaster

About Me

Dead by 28
I'm not crazy, but my life is. I don't do much worth mentioning. I live to make and perform music, it is my Nirvana, it is my curse.I'm currently addicted to: X-Box 360 (Especially with Bubbles , Diz, & Cousin Dave)Watching Cartoons, TV, and Movies, Listening to Music and Stand -Up Comedy Promoting and running the Dead by 28 Websites www.deadby28.com www.myspace.com/deadby28AIM - Keymastr28 E-Mail [email protected]

My Interests

Synthesizers, Performing and writing Music, X-Box 360, Stand-Up Comedy, obstructing the mainstream, pissing you off, reading, avoiding drama, and Movies.

I'd like to meet:

Milla Jovovich, Ana Ferris, Amy Pohler, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, George Carlin, Master Shake, Atticus Ross, Stephen King, or Lord Bowler.

Music:

Marilyn Manson, NIN, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dog Fashion Disco, Tub Ring, Cop Shoot Cop, 16 Volt, Drown, 12 rounds, Snake River Conspiricy, Sneaker Pimps, Mesh, Six, Misery Loves Co, Weird Al Yankovic, Mr Bungle, Faith no More, Portishead, Bloodhound Gang, Ween, FingerBang, American Head Charge, Motograter, Left rights, Videodrone, Jack Off Jill, Bad Religion, NoFX, Bag Of Hammers, Candy Coated Jesus, Puddle Of Blood, Korn, Nirvana, Nothingface, Local H, Rob Zombie, Pitchshifter, Skeleton Key, System of a Down, PJ Harvey, L7, Dresden Dolls, Milla, The offspring, Classic Metallica, Megadeth, MC Chris, Da Hicks, Living Dead, Peeping Tom, Tenacious D, DethKlok, blah blah blah

Movies:

Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Unbreakable, Cable Guy, Southpark, Se7en, Dark City, Hell Raiser 1-5, 5th Element, Resident Evil, Cannibal the Musical, Zoolander, House on Haunted Hill, Deep Rising, Dead Alive, House of 1000 Corpses, Tim Burton Films, M Night Shamalan films, Dude Wheres my Car, Screwed, The Messanger, Demon Knight, Dagon, Dawn of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Secret Window, Event Horizon, Alien(s), Waterboy, Slither, blah blah

Television:

Southpark, simpsons, the State, Invader Zim, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Reno 911, Chapelle's Show, Mr show, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Oblongs, Stella, Daily Show, Brak, get a life, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Brisco County Jr., Brak Show, Venture Brothers, Metalocolypse, The Office, sarah silverman show, Home Movies, blah blah

Books:

"The Dark Tower" and all related books. anything by H.P. Lovecraft,Chuck Palaniuk and Stephen King.

Heroes:

Brisco County Jr.

My Blog

People will steal anything...

They will steal your money,they will steal your wife,stab you in the back and steal the knife. They will steal an opportunity,they will steal a glance,they will steal your thunder for a better chance....
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:14:00 PST

Survey Says...

You Suck
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST

I Surrender....

All i know is suffering, but its time to use it to my own advantage. I'm ready to crash and burn, who wants to come along for the ride??? P.S. - Towelie, if you listenin' HELPPPP! Does anyone know how...
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:43:00 PST

One Kiss....

Myspace is not realI am alive apart of me is dyingthe other half is hiding2 things that set me free are the 1's i do 4 freei have found a new way to existand i wish it on all my enemies...
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

.3

R.I.P. Hector ?-??-?? - 1-17-07 I was told bad things come in 3's, if this ain't true or #3 then i'm in for quite a shitty 2007.
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:55:00 PST

Down with the sickness?

seriously i'm sick, but it only hurts when i breathe... Note to Self: Stop Breathing There is a million things i could write here but this icon about sums up myweekend  but seriously how'd ...
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Keymasters Law Says:

When a good friend warns you not to trust another close friend. At best your losing 1 friend.
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

Hmmm

Someone remove the Mute from my music career before i ..... Tonight i take control, $120.00 closer to freedom, $120.00 closer to annoying the public.
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Always Question Authority
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Theres only 1 way to cross that street....

With your eyes closed with total disregard for everything going on around you. Hopefully shananagins ensue this weekend 2 shows in 2 states another page in a book you'll never see DO NOT DRINK...
Posted by Mr. Keymaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST