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Blacktimus Prime

Proudly stealing internet once again!

About Me

I Kill Children.

My Interests

Nothing much anymore.

I'd like to meet:


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick Cliché
Birthday: 2/25/87
Birthplace: Stoughton, MA
Current Location: Brockton, MA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3" fuck you
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian English and other stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC
Your Weakness: bad music
Your Fears: living at home for the rest of my life
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom + pepper; hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: in order of importance: play some good shows, bring up GPA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: so did you really fuck that goat?
Thoughts First Waking Up: asf. jvhfnb wsif. thats what my mind says before i have my coffee.
Your Best Physical Feature: idk ask this girl --- http://www.myspace.com/supergirl112702
Your Bedtime: whenever. usually 11 or 12
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: Arizona Green Tea (But you knew that)
MacDonalds or Burger King: if I had to pick, probably Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: idk. fucking Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: anything coffee-like
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: yes. http://www.myspace.com/riotcityallstars1
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: currently
Do you want to go to College: I'm there as we speak, er, type
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: what?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but im not a huge roller coaster fan
Do you think you are Attractive: sure why not
Are you a Health Freak: you mean like i eat fucking health bars and shit? no.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes. its got 6 strings
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on : what? have i been on semicolon?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes. well sorta. i have seen my baby
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, and im dying to get more shows
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i have taken dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes. pistachios from work. yeah im punk rock
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: executed for the murder of Axl Rose.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a musician
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland, italy, japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: no taller than 5'4" hahaha
Weight: whatever as long as she's not like enormous. no offense but c'mon.
Best Clothing Style: idk. who cares
Number of I have taken: what?
Number of CDs I own: over 200
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: oh man idk

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Music:

The Clash, The Beatles, Against Me!, NOFX, The Lawrence Arms, Streetlight Manifesto, Leftover Crack, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Sublime, Operation Ivy, Minor Threat, Bring Me The Horizon, The Devil Wears Prada, Fugazi, Bad Brains, Ramones, Bad Religion, Descendents, Crass, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Metallica of old, Adolescents, Alkaline Trio, Chiodos, Lil Wayne, Blink-182, Stiff Little Fingers, Darkbuster, Common Rider, Avenged Sevenfold, Dead Kennedys, River City Rebels, Pink Floyd, Bouncing Souls, Misfits, None More Black, The Minutemen, Jimi Hendrix, Eminem, Jay-Z, The Falcon, Dropkick Murphys, Kanye West, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Rancid, The Damned, Choking Victim, the Police, Jimmy Cliff, Toots and the Maytals, Less Than Jake (who we whooped in a super soaker fight), Lagwagon, Kid Dynamite, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Queen, Elton John, The Ducky Boys, The Briggs, Boxcar Racer, The Aquabats, probably more.

Movies:

Clerks, Office Space, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Kill Bill vol. 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars (episodes 4-6 only)

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Chapelle's Show, Seinfeld, South Park, Heroes, Red Sox, Pats.

Books:

"1984" and "Animal Farm" by George Orwell; "The Clash: Return of the Last Gang in Town" by Marcus Gray; "Saucerful of Secrets" by Nicholas Schaffer; "Catch 22"

Heroes:

Joe Strummer; The Amazing Captain Amazing; Ashley, who continues to make every day better than the one before it; JHC and Jimmy Fuckin H; 12cent; Darkbuster; Any and all lesbians; Tom Gabel; Synister Gates; Fat Mike; Tim Armstrong; Ian McKaye; My Dad; Gary, people who aren't afraid to tell people what they think, or how they feel.

My Blog

Things that suck and things that suck more.

its pretty sad when the latest album by My Chemical Romance gets an 8 in my books whilst the new Against Me! album gets about a 4. that being said its still better than the new gnr album, which after ...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST

Bathroom Code

Based on the infamous bathroom code (#1 is pee, #2 is poop; ex: "Mom, I gotta go take a #2"), I have listed up to #22. This list was actually compiled when I was in 12th grade, in English class with J...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST

New Phrase!

From now on, instead of, "I hate to rain on your parade, but...", you all should say the following. "Well, I hate to toss my dick in your sandwich, but..."EXAMPLE:Big Pete (to Little Pete): "Well Pete...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

The World Series of Pogs

We're taught our dignity is currency We're taught reality TV is real We're brought up to believe in fallacy That we can be rockstars and professional athletes   Tonight I'm going fifteen rou...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

My Fellow 'Mericans

Well I've decided to post my short stories in blog form. I'm going to start off with one i wrote at the beginning of my first year in college. I hope you like it, even if you don't agree with it. "My...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

Mike Verity knows Ju-Jitsu

V TO THE ERITY: anywaysV TO THE ERITY: did you hear that songOpIvy1987: which song?V TO THE ERITY: oh and i almost got jumped todayV TO THE ERITY: the one on my myspaceOpIvy1987: waitOpIvy1987: what?V...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

London's Alright If You Like English Accents

I was struggling trying to make senseOf these feelings I could not hideI was starting to think that a place where ICould belong I would never findI was sick and tired o...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

Christians are totally fucked

THIS IS SO FUCKED OK. Do this right now. go to www.kkk.com ...its a real website. it promotes the ku klux klan as a Christian organization. It states that the klan is about love and not hate--love for...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST

AXL ROSE

WHAT A TOOL! ROFL!
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST

Cant a Punk Get Some Peace and Quiet Around Here?

"Can't a Punk Get Some Peace and Quiet Around Here?"   Can I have a patent on this memory? All rights reserved. Copyright 2002. Because no one else could ever possibly feel the way I do. And if y...
Posted by Blacktimus Prime on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST