Clambake

Clambake? OH! Clambake... You must mean that punk rock band from Brockton, MA who are forever playing at Max's. Yeah, they're okay... But you want some good music? Shit, look no further than this buddy. Release the weasel... They been rocking shows with that sort of charisma for like 2 years or so... maybe longer. Who knows. When reached for comment, Clambake said "Eff Off we're watching wrestling", So im just going on second hand information. But with such memorable jams as "Clambakes and Longnecks" and "Tell Your Robot To Not Talk Shit", they express that they have something to say, even if they dont know what it is... Well, go figure. LSD in the womb will do that to ya! What was I sayin?Yo, on deadest This band has come a long fuckign way. From playing such shows as their second show ever at Max's, to their last show on 4/20 at Max's, any blind man can tell they are going places...So strap on a seatbelt and a dry diaper, cuz we are going for a RIIIIIDE, baby! WOW! I got ants in my pants and ready to dance! Clambake always puts in a magical trance! I listen to them every time I get the chance. Though it prevents me from romance. I stay inside my room all day and listen to clambake and slowdance.AND YOU SHOULD TOO!! QUIT YOUR JOBS, DROP OUT, STOP BUYING WEED EVERYDAY, TURN OFF THE TV, SELL YOUR CARS, OPEN YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AND PLAY CLAMBAKE AT FULL VOLUMES AT ALL TIMES AND LET IT SUSTAIN YOU THROUGH TIMES OF FAMINE AND STARVATION! STOP PAYING $3.00 A GALLON AT THE PUMP! BUY CLAMBAKE! OWN A CLUB? BOOK CLAMBAKE! PAINT CLAMBAKE PICTURES FOR YOUR MOM! EXERCISE TO CLAMBAKE! BUILD YOUR BICEPS TO CLAMBAKE. BUY YOUR CARS BACK AND ROLL UP THE WINDOWS TO CLAMBAKE!ONCE TIME WE WENT INTO THE FUTURE!