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Star Ark

She's a freelance fucker, dressed to kill

About Me

From the moment Neil Flavelle burst from his mother's lady bits he was rocking out, air guitaring it up with his umbilical chord. Once cut he did the dash and made for 'sedative supplies' and down the baby hatch they went, to the great delight of his virgining life form.The next few decades are sketchy, but eventually he came into contact with Mark Bunker; a reformed HBO addict, and a musical affinity blossomed. Kinda like the TV show Blossom only worthwhile.Jam they did, and hard they jammed.It was only by lucky coincidence that Neil and Mark discovered Andrew Pitman, perched on the roof of a French historical building.. Words were spoken and questions were asked. "So what's going on dude, like what are you doing perched on this here French historical building?" "I look down hot chicks dresses, after all this is the city of love" he replied. And boy did they laugh......and then they started making music together...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/9/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/starark
Band Members: THE BOYS
Influences: Inland Empire
Sounds Like: Pretentious drivel
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New Song - Deathblow

I just put up a new song called Deathblow. It's about a hooker who blow dudes heads off before she even gives them a head job. Cool huh?So what is the modern day relevance to this tale? Does it speak ...
Posted by Star Ark on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:42:00 PST

Easy come easy go and then easy come again

Well in the fashion that me and Mark have come to expect yet another bass player is gone. Off to shred in a band that needs over the top playing I assume. Since then I have had a few jams with Troy, a...
Posted by Star Ark on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

Update 12/02/07

After a 6 month hiatus, Star Ark have tentatively commenced demoing material scheduled for both live sets and album fodder. Recent rehearsals haven't however entailed the trad...
Posted by Star Ark on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:23:00 PST

We need a bass player bigtime

WE NEED A BASS PLAYER! For over a year now Mark and I have been rehearsing and writing and recording, but mostly we have been searching for a bass player. We still haven't found one, please, anybody w...
Posted by Star Ark on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

John Petrucci guitar clinic

For all you guitar shred maniacs out there the guitar god John Petrucci is appearing in Melbourne, Sydney and Brizbane and he's giving free guitar clinics. Being a Melbournian I will be heading t...
Posted by Star Ark on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

Release?

According to a trustworthy young man named 'Captain Crunch' the Star Ark 8 track mini-album is in its final stages of completion. The first gigs will realistically be scheduled for December.
Posted by Star Ark on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST