Female Porn Star Names |
I was in town yesterday, and I noticed a name on a toy clearance rack, "Juicy Bling." I thought that had to be the best female porn star ever! So, I decided for the rest...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST |
Pirate Treasure: OMG! David Hasselhoff! |
Argh! Admiral Teddy here, and let me tell you about my adventures as a buccaneer! There be plunder and adventure about a plenty! I recently became a pirate, (About...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:18:00 PST |
American Idol Phil Stacey is Bat boy |
I have to tell you, I am severely disapointed with this years contestants on American Idol. The men are very weak, and with the exception of Chris Sligh, very uninteresting. T...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST |
When Did Britney Spears Get So Scary? |
Seriously, When did this happen? I remember a time when she looked alright. She couldn't sing for shit, but she wasn't "Hoo-whee! I is coming to get ...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST |
Top Ten Presents for Those on the Naughty List |
We always have heard that if you have been a naughty cub or girl, then all you would get for Christmas is a lump of coal. Heck, with heating costs as they are that's actually ...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST |
Hot Black Girl is my ONE true love. |
Why can't people let our one true love be?Yes, I am a wetback gorilla, and she is a Nubian Princess. Our love was meant to be. For all you Michael Richards fans, or K-K-K-Kramer as I...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST |
The NEW Ghostbusters |
Robyn - AKA "Mrs. Norris" She's the beauty AND the brains of the organization. She invents stuff and says things like, "Look out, we have a class five vapor apparition m...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST |
The A Team: MySpace Edition |
In 1972 a cracked out commando unit was sent to a mental prison by a military court for a crime they might have commited. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Soccer Is Lame |
I tried watching it, I really did. I wanted to fall in love with Soccer just like the rest of the world has, but damn if that shit ain't boring! It was stripes ver...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST |
My Kids Suck at T Ball |
I can't keep it in any longer. My kids suck at T Ball. How hard is it, really? It's a stationary ball on a stand. You take a bat and fucking hit the shit out of it. Doesn...
Posted by Teddy Murphy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST |
