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Dwayne

Live the Life You've Imagined

About Me


First and foremost I will begin by saying most people label me as an asshole! I love this and try to live up to the label! I have received such a name because I speak my mind at all times without fear of recourse. If you are quick witted, intelligent, self minded individual we will work well together.

I am a complex individual with extreme thoughts and various random acts of obscurity. I live to laugh and try to absorb every moment of life as if it were a drug. Actually life is a drug and many things in life are addictive. So it seems we are all addicts in our own worlds.

I am not amongst the 90% of the rest of the world in my beliefs or actions. I do not conform to societal stigmatisms and I do not play well with those that do. I refuse to surround myself with such people for they are nothing more than, "Jim Jones Kool-Aid Drinking MotherFuckers!" If you understand that last phrase than please message me for you are the type of mind I like to engage.

My sense of humor does seem to borderline on the obscure. I am always laughing at the world and the people around me. Always the last one laughing, and at times I am the only one laughing. I will pull all of your self esteem issues out in the fore front and laugh my ass of at you. I find extreme humor in other peoples pain and expect no less in return. You have to have a thick skin around me, if not, go home grow a backbone and come back. I am looking to meet real, interesting, and outrages peoples. If you are not one of them, simply go away.

I am constantly working and traveling. I love meeting new unique and interesting peoples. I am very fond of persons with a large love of life, crazy thought process, major attitude, and a full sence of self awarness. We should all know who we are and what we are. So please indulge in it and let it flow free! The last thing this world needs are more followers that can't decide who they are without the approval of idiots.

I am also the kind of guy that can make you feel as though you are the center of the world. Then I will smack your ass real hard and tell you to wash the fucking dishes!

Okay then, I think you can get an idea of who I am. If you want to know more, just take a number and I will be with you shortly.

You can also find me here........
Inked Nation - Delusional
Mohawk Radio - Delusional


My Interests

Anything that holds my freakishly short attention span.

I'd like to meet:

I am not that easily impressed.

Music:

To begin with, anything that moves me, I listen to. For example: Lords of Acid, NIN, TOOL, Combichrist, Thrill Kill Kult, Electric HellFire Club, Genitorturers, Pennywise, Social Distortion, Henry Rollins, Danzig, Rev Horton Heat, Tori Amos, OLD Misfits, Dead Kennedy's, Drop Kick Murphys, Motorhead, OLD Metal and Some New Metal. Good down home raunchy ass BLUES.

Fuck it! I love any music with a raw energetic, frenzied existance that makes me want to rip shit apart and punch cute things!

I have an affinity for live, raw, and beautiful music. All moments of my life are backgrounded with music.

Movies:

Anything Mob Affiliated, Slap-Stick, Strange - Unusual, or Beautifully Disturbing.

Television:

Sopranos, History Channel, and Discovery Channel. That is about it.

Books:

Binarotica - Tsubasa, Art of Olivia books (All of them), Tao Teh Ching, Art of War, The Burton Holmes Travelouges, Ties That Bind - Guy Baldwin, Mario Puzo, Nelson Demille, and on and on and on....... It is a little difficult to list them all.

Heroes:

Anyone that I call a friend. Being my friend is very difficult and I applaud those willing to make the sacrifice.

My Blog

Amazing Animated Art!

All of you must see this!!!!!!! It's amazing!! And I need comments on this one!   ..MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo....
Posted by Dwayne on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

Of Mice and Men

A close friend told me of this song and I was caught within thuoght the moment I heard it.................... Of Mice and Men ~ Megadeth The fire burns on and on That drives me on till all is gone Exc...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

Its work out time again....This time its BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!

     Well it's that proverbial time of the year when I quit hibernating and get off my ass to workout.  Last year's regimen was nasty and brutal.  So this year I will mak...
Posted by Dwayne on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:20:00 PST

Fucking Ass Bags!

     Okay so I am sure you ready my previous blog pertaining to the shows.  Well I finally tell everyone to fuck off and leave me alone so I can see this show last night. ...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:45:00 PST

I need your help!

     I seem to have an affliction that follows me wherever I go.  This thing is unrelenting and never leaves me alone.  The affliction is one that is nasty, lewd, and dow...
Posted by Dwayne on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

Guy Rules for All Women

Things about guys every woman needs to understand and appreciate&&  It will make your life easier   Men are NOT mind readers.   Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl....
Posted by Dwayne on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:38:00 PST

Shut up and live!

You know there comes a time in everyones life that they must stop what they are doing and just fuckin live!  That goes for all of us!  I have been chasing dreams for 20 years now and I have ...
Posted by Dwayne on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

Pizza, Sex, and Getting in Shape

     It is a lazy Thursday afternoon and I sit behind my desk contemplating the obscene amount of bills due at the moment and yet the only thing that has consumed my mind is Pizza ...
Posted by Dwayne on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

Your attention please!

     I have run across this first video and it has captivated my soul.  It is a must see for everyone.  It is Johnny Cash signing 'God's Gonna Cut You Down.'  It is ...
Posted by Dwayne on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST