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jason

......dont act like you're not impressed!!!!!

About Me

I LOVE SUSHI, and love to LAUGH! YUMMY is my favorite word! i'm VEGAN! so i only eat the veggie sushi! i'm a hopeless romantic! i'm a bit HIGH maintnance and a PRE-MADONNA! also slightly eccentric!i am an tattoo artist and illustrator, and i also write sketch comedy, and love to skateboard. i have never grown up, but from time to time can hold a serious conversation if need be. i'm not slender and i'm not fat, a lil' pudgie maybe! but i would still consider myself to be a handsome devil! i would consider myself to be a HEDONIST! i'm a pleasure junkie and i lead the life of Jason the Legend!!!! i like to have fun, i avoid hard work at all cost, but i do work really hard when i'm in my creative enviroment! i draw, paint, and write sketch comedy. i am constantly traveling. i am the owner of "DIRTY SOUTH TATTOO." i'm an EXISTINTIAL LOVER, and have never had any complaints! i guess if you want to know more, you will have to ask!!!

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My Interests

COMEDY, VEGETARIAN, THE ARTS, SKATEBOARDING, TATTOOS, ANIMAL AND ENVIROMENTAL RIGHTS

I'd like to meet:

i would really like to meet some of my heros....but i would hate to meet them under the "fan boy" pretense..... other comedy writers.... other tattoo artists..... flight attendants(female)!!!!!! people who like to trade tattoos for cool hook-ups like Kinkos copies:) and hotels...preferably luxury hotels, but i'll take what i can get....people who can get me into the movies for FREE....i really like FREE food....and i travel so much, that i really encourage people to be more aggressive about offering me FREE stuff or asking me about trades for cool hook-ups.....:)
Gallery

Music:

IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, JOURNEY, STYX, BEE GEES, TENACIOUS D, MY MORNING JACKET, ELTON JOHN, VIOLENT FEMMES, JANES ADDICTION, YES, BARRY MANILOW, CHUCK MANGEONE, FLAMING LIPS, NIEL DIAMOND, ATOM & HIS PACKAGE, old OZZY, RADIOHEAD, old METALLICA, TWISTED SISTER, old MOTLEY CRUE, JOHNNY CASH, CHARLIE DANIELS, old ALABAMA

Movies:

LIFE OF BRIAN, ALL MONTY PYTHON MOVIES, FULL METAL JACKET, STEAL THIS MOVIE, MAN ON THE MOON, AMADEUS, WHAT ABOUT BOB, DUMB AND DUMMER, ACE VENTURA 1 & 2, TIME BANDITS, GOONIES, ALL THE 80'S JOHN HUGHES MOVIES, MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, CLOCKWORK ORANGE, RUBEN AND ED, THE REFLECTING SKIN, WEDDING CRASHERS, PORN, WEEKEND AT BERNIES, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, IMMORTAL BELOVED, LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, FERRIS BUELER'S DAY OFF, QUILLS, ANCHORMAN

Television:

STRANGERS WITH CANDY, SNL, MAD TV, DR. KATZ, BLACK ADDER, AB FAB, KEEPING UP APPEARNCES, MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, FAMILY GUY, ARE YOU BEING SERVED, THE DAILY SHOW,THE CON, DRAWN TOGETHER

Books:

I READ A LOT OF METAPHYSICAL SPIRITUAL FOO FOO!, THE LORAX, CLOCKWORK ORANGE, ANDY KAUFMAN REVEALED, STEAL THIS BOOK
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Heroes:

ANDY KAUFMAN, ABBIE HOFFMAN, JOHN CLEESE, ERIC IDLE, EMO PHILLIPS, EDDIE IZARD, WILL FERREL, VINCE VAGHN, CHEVY CHASE, JACK BLACK, BILL MURRAY, JIM CARRY, MY MOM AND DAD

My Blog

*UPDATE: DIRTY SOUTH TATTOO IS NOW OPEN*

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Posted by jason on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

*UPDATE: DIRTY SOUTH TATTOO HAS MOVED*

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Posted by jason on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

"NOW HIRING"

NOW HIRING: 2 FULL TIME TATTOO ARTISTS 1 FULL TIME BODY PIERCER 2 COUNTER HELP 1 AUDITIONING FOR APPRENTICEINQUIRE AT "DIRTY SOUTH TATTOO...
Posted by jason on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

virtual panhandling!!!!!!

cello......my name is Jason Blanton. and i have been given a rare opportunity to buy a Tattoo shop in Lakeland, Florida. i have been trying for a few years now to start a tattoo shop or a tattoo flash...
Posted by jason on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:13:00 PST