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Shawn

About Me

Born deep underground, grown from whiskey tinged Celtic blood collected from sweet, pale skinned, virgin Irish girls; Shawn rose to prominence on the backs of the weak and mindless. Commonly referred to as abstrusely profound and sagacious, he can be found roaming the earth and muttering to himself, "Monkeys. Not enough monkeys."

My Interests

Oppressing the masses with my phat lyrics.

I'd like to meet:

Motorcycle Mommas.

Music:

Japanese Country Punk with a tinge of melodious Hip-Hop.

Movies:

All the above.

Television:

Homosexual.

Books:

Published to offend the mind.

Heroes:

Me.