Every form of Go-Go Girl gone nympho exhibitionist (or hot female who secretly yearns to be one) plus all manner of Juju, Mojo and Substances necessary for sustenance and enough for the heroic dose on the Sleigh Ride to Hell.
Go-Go Dancers, Strippers, Burlesque Queens, Rocker Chicks, Rockabilly Chicks, Models, Pin-Up Chicks and the brainy/sexy Suicide Girls. Got a soft spot for Strippers and Goth Chicks when they're not in their full glory, like when ya' eyeball 'em in their shitty dirty cars their boyfriends fucked up and they look worse than miserable, they look fuckable; Barmaids, Hostesses, Waitresses and all manner of serviceable female service workers step to the front of the line. Creative types too, if you're hip, hot, horny and elegantly wasted as opposed to tragically hip plus you know how to rock, you're in! Be a pig, bitch and whore and a divinely inspirational muse or even mute and fuck girl, you take the cake and drive me tomorrow to band practice. Older women are always welcome if sex drive, looks, cash and kink are part of the package. Any stunningly beautiful chick with that four to the bar, sex in the car kinda' whore for a heart charm and most importantly, loves to recruit and with a keen, obscene eye for talent—you may be my ho'; my mine. Least I forget, (like I could) the also rans and never got a shot or took the chance and you still got it goin' on...you know who you are, doncha' babies? Standing around, looking down, wishing you were part of the action again, in the days before he sucked the life outta' you...Ditch the hologram and we'll hook up...
Rock and Roll, Rock, Roll, Blues, Acoustic Rock, Acoustic Folk Rock, Punk Rock, Heavy Metal, New Metal (Minus the Cookie Monster Lead Singers), Southern Rock, Cock Rock and Music to Do Floorwork and Strip by...Oh, yeah! Glam, Glitter and Boogie!
The Zapruder Film and the Private Tapes Done by Request (I Keep the Masters).
Great Band. Otherwise destroy immediately when found.
Don't forget magazines! The Internet is Sucking Your Lifeforce!
Ask me later.