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Jo Love

Kyrie Elesion!

About Me

It all started with a flash in the pan, a wink of an eye. From catalyst to catwalk to watching floorwork and getting that all important ride or the mere chance to rifle through her stuff to reclaim what was once yours, what is now yours and no longer hers (and whomever it belonged to before that) and/or what she'll never miss because it's blood money au-go-go. From this humble beginning where a new day dawned with inspiration coming through me and making music to bang strippers by and boldly go where no rocker had gone [Insert Here: her parents house at holiday; sweat drenched dark eternities in detox before the dawn] or just putting up with her for putting up with you, What does it all mean? She kills, thrills and spills it all over the place and I'm left to boogie (pronunced boo-gee) and all that lies ahead is something more than promise. A ripe reality round the corner as supple as her flesh when poured out of a sweaty 50's period piece on a hot and humid night. So beyond the drama, boldfaced lies, barely coherent rest of time together, it's about time I gave this one her due. I love you sparkly Les Paul. I will never sell you. Oh, the other girl. Bitch is on ice. Period.
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My Interests

Every form of Go-Go Girl gone nympho exhibitionist (or hot female who secretly yearns to be one) plus all manner of Juju, Mojo and Substances necessary for sustenance and enough for the heroic dose on the Sleigh Ride to Hell.

I'd like to meet:

Go-Go Dancers, Strippers, Burlesque Queens, Rocker Chicks, Rockabilly Chicks, Models, Pin-Up Chicks and the brainy/sexy Suicide Girls. Got a soft spot for Strippers and Goth Chicks when they're not in their full glory, like when ya' eyeball 'em in their shitty dirty cars their boyfriends fucked up and they look worse than miserable, they look fuckable; Barmaids, Hostesses, Waitresses and all manner of serviceable female service workers step to the front of the line. Creative types too, if you're hip, hot, horny and elegantly wasted as opposed to tragically hip plus you know how to rock, you're in! Be a pig, bitch and whore and a divinely inspirational muse or even mute and fuck girl, you take the cake and drive me tomorrow to band practice. Older women are always welcome if sex drive, looks, cash and kink are part of the package. Any stunningly beautiful chick with that four to the bar, sex in the car kinda' whore for a heart charm and most importantly, loves to recruit and with a keen, obscene eye for talent—you may be my ho'; my mine. Least I forget, (like I could) the also rans and never got a shot or took the chance and you still got it goin' on...you know who you are, doncha' babies? Standing around, looking down, wishing you were part of the action again, in the days before he sucked the life outta' you...Ditch the hologram and we'll hook up...

Music:

Rock and Roll, Rock, Roll, Blues, Acoustic Rock, Acoustic Folk Rock, Punk Rock, Heavy Metal, New Metal (Minus the Cookie Monster Lead Singers), Southern Rock, Cock Rock and Music to Do Floorwork and Strip by...Oh, yeah! Glam, Glitter and Boogie!

Movies:

The Zapruder Film and the Private Tapes Done by Request (I Keep the Masters).

Television:

Great Band. Otherwise destroy immediately when found.

Books:

Don't forget magazines! The Internet is Sucking Your Lifeforce!

Heroes:

Ask me later.

My Blog

Fresh Start

He wanted to make the day memorable for the redolence of freesia.Knowing full well, she didn't know a whit about it but would... soon.So the memory would be a fresh thought through like he would do.Fr...
Posted by Jo Love on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST

I Started a Joke

Man, sometimes it all comes together. The moment, the elements, the energy, two bodies, the purpose and reason, the intensity that electrifies and the orgasmic (form and O and exhale baby, it relaxes ...
Posted by Jo Love on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST

Say Something: Part Deux

A blog is supposed to be an online journal, a way to share your navel gazing with the world... so, say something. Here's your chance...February 11, 20089:00 AMIT FIGURES THINGS WOULD GO THIS WAY... an...
Posted by Jo Love on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:23:00 PST

A Day in the Life of a MySpace Model

10:00 am - Wake up, post "vote for me!" bulletin to win a spot in Lowered Honda Civics Calendar.10:30 am Eat a cock sandwich.11:00 am Take survey. Post it in bulletin.11:10 am Re-post "friend train" b...
Posted by Jo Love on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

Lies Are Forever

It doesn't matter where the beginning or end is, unless the truth comes first, lies become all that remains in the end, Truth is eternal. Lies are forever. Your choice.
Posted by Jo Love on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST

Tied Down for Her Enema

By Jo Love The title made him laugh Porn leaves nothing to the imagination He remembered how she drove everything Sparks flying like a muffler dragging the ground This car could catch on fire if it wa...
Posted by Jo Love on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST

Helicopter Meditations

Ugly in their manmade beautyFeminine, graceful in their ascentA centrifuge of wind whips upMaking that lawn mowerMixing bowl whirr n' growl Another manhuntapproachingHe sat, silent looking askanceWai...
Posted by Jo Love on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST