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Rodney, a common name given to simpletons, who live simple lives and display a simple lifestyle. But Rodney possesses enviable personal qualities, those characteristics that elicit attention from his female colleagues and cause jealous men to associate with him. His simplicity is just a spec in his vast reservoir of admirable traits. To start with, his funny antics and gag of jokes can enliven an already stale mood, adding to his endearing presence among the ladies, makes him an intelligible yet affectionate individual. With the combination of his youthful energy and sleek fashion, he continues to exhibit a commanding presence, always standing prominently forth among his peers and usually active in every event. Though at times his frustrations are noticeable by his dismay, those trials and tribulations have moulded him into an unyielding fighter. His interminable courage and determination have guided him through all personal and scholastic challenges. A born warrior in the cloak of his alluring personality. Religious and always supportive of his family and friends is another discernible quality, which makes Rodney truly worth of exaltation and praise. As simple as he may seem, Rodney may be likened to a Mitsubishi EVO VIII; encased in a simple yet stylish chassis, he gives out maximum performance in life. Simple yet stylish – that’s Rodney! – Taken from my Green and White 2004 writeup by my close friend Marge.