GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool"

About Me

A goddamn blingin' like a mo-fo fucking rock star (I'm in Torg-check out our myspace profile or www.torgrocks.com ) who loves to eat pussy and smoke pot. I have the face of an angel, the charm of the devil, the powers of a god, and I am your World Champion, and you want to fuck me because of it.
Pimp MySpace

Myspacepimper.com

My Interests

Eating pussy, 4:20, rocking the mic, more 4:20, and eating more pussy. Ejaculating. Rub and tugs. Exotic dancing. Erotic massages. Getting head. Glory holes. Sniffing panties at the old folk's home laundry room. Kissing the goat. Trying to online chat with hot chicks and make myself out to be more than I am as a result of a low self esteem and a small penis...no, I better not write all of that.....D'OH!

I'd like to meet:

Tori Spelling so I could profess my undying affection for her.

Music:

Whatever you want to hear while I'm slurping at your puckered starfish. Your screams might be too loud, though. I, however enjoy: Judas Priest, Tenacious D, 7 Seconds, Iron Maiden, Misfits, Kiss, Weird Al Yankovic, Broken Bones, the Mentors, the Ramones, Cradle of Filth, Sick of It All, W.A.S.P., Ludichri$t, Type O, King Diamond, Twisted Sister, Beatallica, Minor Threat, Grim Reaper, Dimmu Borgir, Monster Magnet, Immortal, some of the bands I'm "friends" with here (that's actually true).

Movies:

Porn. What else is there? Especially girl on girl and asian. But, if you must know: Hellraiser(s), Evil Dead(s), Star Wars(s), Lord of the Rings(s), zombie flicks in general, UHF,The Stoned Age, Half Baked, Monty Python(s) .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Who has time to watch TV when your pussy is swollen and wet and needs my attention? But, while you're recovering, I will enjoy wrestling, Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Judge Judy, Star Trek(s), MST3k, Cops

Books:

Stephen King, Clive Barker, smut rags This is the best fucking children's book ever. Seriously.

My Blog

Full-frontal nudity

You actually came here to see, didn't you? You just couldn't help it, could you? Cheeky monkey, you. And I'm the gross one?
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

And the test results are in!

Are you familiar with the show on Discovery channel called Mythbusters? On it they take urban-legend style myths and try to prove/dis-prove them. Well, one time when I was watching during the commerc...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

You know what the difference between you and me is?

I make this emo thing look hot.
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

Right. So this old toothless chick is gumming my choad...

....and suddenly I'm cumming and crapping at the same time. I just lost complete control. Most of the foulness dripped into her mouth but I really had to bend my crank pretty far over just to jiz...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:07:00 PST

Underwear Model Photo Shoot

Well, here they are! The proofs from my first underwear model photo session were just emailed to me by my photographer Lionel Scwongschlinger. I think he/she (I'm still not sure and I don't really wan...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:42:00 PST

The long awaited injury report

Hey gang-it's been a while, hasn't it? Well, the wait is over so grab some chips, shave it, and oil it because here we go with "The Long Awaited Injury Report"!As some of you may know Torg's last West...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:51:00 PST

So anyway, I've got two chicks blowing me...

...and next thing I know their arguing over who gets the batter instead of working me to conclusion. Now, being the attentive lover I am, I let them try to work this out while I do a line (the last of...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:38:00 PST

The Weekend In Rock 2/04/06

The weekend started Saturday early afternoon with a package delivery. More on that in a bit. In typical Torg fashion we all went somewhat seperately as myself, Mandingo, and Focaccia all piled into F...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:44:00 PST

Awwww!

Awwwwww! Awwwwwww! "I want my own myspace!" Awwwww! Sleepy Mikey! ....and now the biggest "Awwwww!" of them all! ...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

What did YOU do on New Year's Eve?

Pretty girls with drinks is how I roll. You might say the secret ingredient are a few Rufies. "Mmmmm--want a hit? It's dank, Bob! Dank!" "Almost there......." "What? Do I still have ...
Posted by GGD! "The King of Effortless Cool" on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:12:00 PST