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Will

shleprockandassociates

About Me

try me on aim at zer0will or at YeaSoIWearAKilt
www.KiltedMisadventures.net
this is myspace, if you take it seriously, then youre probably the type who believes everything they read on the internet, if i dont want someone to know something, i dont post it...but all in all, i dont really care so about me? why does it always have to be about me? me me me, what about you huh? how about you? did you ever think of that? i dont want to know about me, i know me, as a matter of fact, i believe ive met me on more than one occasion... ...and no i dont take myself seriously so dont go flyin off the handle about anything, i dont care, im frienldy, a great conversationalist, and try to find humor in everything, why? because no one should take life that seriously, i just like to do whatever the moment calls for
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor,
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse,
And stood in the pale moonlight...
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor,
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . “Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail.”

My Interests


metal, celtic rock, jam music, anything, body art, travel, other stuff too...oh yea, cartoons, scifi stuff n puzzles... but no combination locks, avid lego modeler

I'd like to meet:



why is it called a kilt? because if you stick you hand up there, you might get kilt!

Music:


oh yea, this stuff, george carlin, dennis blair, lewis black, sam kinison (i kno hes dead but fuck it, its good stuff anyway) dennis leary, i mentioned music in the other box so this one gets comedy, prettty much because i said so...otherwise anything from kingston trio(folk) to rammstein

Television:

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Books:


Heroes:

do antiheroes count? i like to root for the bad guy in a lot of cases

My Blog

Dear President Bush (yes i borrowed this one)

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex mar...
Posted by Will on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST

8 types of irritating people at Starbucks

Here are 8 types of people you'll find inside a Starbucks that are guaranteed to annoy the shit out of you. 8. Manager Who Refuses to Recognize the Words Small, Medium, and Large I understand, you're...
Posted by Will on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:25:00 PST

what a man/woman should know

50 Things Every Woman (or man, for that matter) Should Be Able to Do She should be able to: Absolute Essentials Breath enough to scream and fight back if attacked.  Being able to defend herself...
Posted by Will on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:15:00 PST

saved by the bell, the later years

What would the gang from Bayside High be up to right now if they, you know, actually existed? We're guessing it would be something like this. Zack MorrisAge: 31Marital status: Divorced After coasting ...
Posted by Will on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:42:00 PST

restaurant tipping

courtesy of http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2915&Sectio nID=11&LayoutType=1 Everyone has their own technique for how they tip in restaurants. You have your occasional big shots and...
Posted by Will on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:00:00 PST

denis leary n smoking

This man said it best.... Tone Dog I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never fucking quitting! I don't care how many laws they make. What's the law now? You can only smok...
Posted by Will on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

i dont care one way or the other but the rebuttals are funny

1) Being gay is not natural.*Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.*2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.*In the same way that hangi...
Posted by Will on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:04:00 PST

Ken's take on easter

Ok, here's my deal with Easter. In the modern Christian religion, Easter celebrates the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. According to the world's most popular religion, Jesus, the Son of God, t...
Posted by Will on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:25:00 PST

sorry ken, chris's rant is better

I guess in another lifetime I must have been a pacifist, a hippie, some cow hugging, tofu eating, ride bikes not cars, know god know peace, no god no peace kinda guy. Now that I've been reincarnated i...
Posted by Will on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

craigslist rant about kop

I drive through King of Prussia and I see these strange creatures. They seem to be people, white people. I hear these stereo speakers rattling and making their cars buzz. Are your windows tinted? Is t...
Posted by Will on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST