My Words |
... look what my phone has learned to spell!AlbanianboogerCaitlinbitch (coincidence, I swear)blehcrapcrappyawwdamndammitdickfuckfuckedfuckingfucksd
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Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 13:41:00 GMT |
weird shit in the news |
... haven't done this in a while, so here are a couple of them....No yolk for henA hen has produced an egg with a difference.The eye-watering odd-shaped egg was produced by the hen in Slivno, southern...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:59:00 GMT |
...yuck.... |
.... I just blew my nose.... only.... I think part of what came out may have gone down my sleeve. I don't know why I felt that was blogworthy.... or why I used a word like blogworthy.... it was just ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:06:00 GMT |
*very minor* |
Drinky Crow is slowly winning me over. On tonight's episode there were rats on the ship and Drinky thought they were infesting Mademoiselle Divorcee's uterus. Not directly. They were living in a va...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:56:00 GMT |
Introspective Retrospective ’08 |
It's that time again already. Holy hell it went fast! I'd sum this up as a pretty good year, better than last year. Health was pretty good by my low standards. I discovered the...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:44:00 GMT |
tiny rant |
Virtually every night this woman calls and asks me to transfer her call to Radnor. Call Radnor your damn self! Ugh.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:42:00 GMT |
Why I hate xmas (pointless rant) |
Ok... so I don't really hate xmas.... but... I kinda hate xmas. For starters, it's a hassle. If I'm gonna be hassled, there should be an obvious (and timely) reward... like sex. Xmas not only doesn...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:24:00 GMT |
Mini-update |
Just so everyone knows... I haven't vanished off the face of the planet. I have most vanished off the internet for the time being.... but in a few months if it looks like I can afford another bi...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:48:00 GMT |
.... and EVERYONE rejoices! |
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person... You've probably already heard, but.... Ann Coulter's jaw has been wired shut. Fucking delicious irony there. I saw it on a gossip site ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:36:00 GMT |
Hell of a day.... |
Got a new job.... full time, benefits, all that good shit.... quit the shoe store (YAY!!!)..... and found out I hav to move out by 12/14 because he's selling the house. All in one damn day....
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:24:00 GMT |
