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Marlene it is

I'm so glad you can turn into a bike

About Me



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My Interests

I like to: drink coffee, chew gum and pretend it's a cigarette, dance like a fool, underline words in Spanish I don't understand but never look up, stare at my train when it comes, pass gas, correct people who spell Colombia wrong in their coffee specials, drink Belgium beer, vaguely remember palm trees and the color green, terrorize my cat with l o v e

I'd like to meet:

Someone who lets me put my feet underneath them on the sofa...

Music:

Mirah, Al Green, Otis Redding, LCD Soundsystem, Justin Timberlake, 3Gold Streets3, Modest Mouse, The Cure, Usher, Joy Division, Sleater Kinney, Snoop D o g g, Taj Mahal

Movies:

Talk to Her, Amorres Perros, Dogville (because sometimes it's supposed to hurt), any documentary about the Bermuda Triangle and/or Loch Ness Monster, Saved, Mean Girls, Death Becomes Her, anything that makes me want to be in the mafia, Bring it On, Ma Vie en Rose, The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit

Television:

Weeds, The Office, Flight of the Conchords, Whitest KidsYou Know, Big Love, Channel 13 (best damn public programming I've ever seen), L Word, Family Guy, In the Life, Simpsons, whatever is on that isn't Seinfeld

Books:

are for reading. Before Night Falls, 100 Years of Solitude, Valencia, The World According to Garp, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (if only I had massive thumbs...), Welcome to the Monkey House, anything that starts with a David and ends with a Sedaris, On the Road, Dave Eggers makes me want to get preggers

My Blog

It’s 5 am and it feels like i swallowed a golf ball

Sigh. Not sure if i have strep throat but it sure does hurt to swallow anything. I have two interviews tomorrow which i might have to reschedule. I guess this could be worse. I could be Kathy Lee. I'd...
Posted by Marlene it is on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:26:00 PST

It's the end of the world as we know it but i don't really feel fine.

As several of my friends can attest, i have an obsession with keeping up to date with current news and politics. I work online so i'm constantly reading about subjects of interest. I've recently beco...
Posted by Marlene it is on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

Gunman Showed Signs of Anger

No fucking shit america. A person kills 32 other people - what did you expect them to be? It seems like every couple of years there is another mentally unstable student, boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-love...
Posted by Marlene it is on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

being sick vs. playing sick on tv

It turns out that I'm a better actress than i thought i was. Perhaps you missed my starring role in the 1997 short film "A Day in the Life of..." (produced by Tracy Utley and co-starring that handsom...
Posted by Marlene it is on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

Starbucks in Greenpoint?

It's coming true. Real estate dreams of Greenpoint blowing up into the next Williamsburg. Crappy overpriced boutiques, trendy restaurants, alienating hipsters. My nightmares of all the families and es...
Posted by Marlene it is on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

new job for my asses

Dear Friends, remember how i've always complained about my job and was always really hesitant about describing my day to day activities. Those days are long gone (I hope) as i just received word that ...
Posted by Marlene it is on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

Why mayonnaise is not your friend

Did you know that this evil condiment is made of egg yolks and oil? WTF, who put those things together and why?I'm sitting at home in Fort Lauderdale with a wicked case of stomach nastiness watching t...
Posted by Marlene it is on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

What Baby Jesus Brought Me

Check it..Family Guy Season 1 & 2 - No longer will the joy of my Sunday nights be controlled by that horrible Fox monster.Urban Outfitters and Target Gift Cards - Sweet love of Gift Cards, i give th...
Posted by Marlene it is on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Have a happy thanksgiving..

I'll think of everyone while i'm suckin on a mojito, bitches!p o o fi'm gone.....MB
Posted by Marlene it is on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

why being a virgo sucks

I had this awesome fetuccini alfredo yesterday for lunch and it's been sitting like a rock in my stomach since. I wish i had a stronger constitution where i could digest gravel and other yummy things....
Posted by Marlene it is on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST